Wife questioned me when an attractive co-worker friended me on Facebook...Do you really think I could get a woman that's that hot?9yr ⋅ patgotee ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My wife recently told me she suspected me of cheating due to a spike in text usage on my cell phone...(I'm not by the way...)10yr ⋅ patgotee ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
People who live in an apartment building will understand...every fucking time...10yr ⋅ patgotee ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
This is still in the window of the sporting goods store across the street from the Barclays Center.6yr ⋅ patgotee ⋅ r/hockey
Aftermath of a line brawl at the annual NYPD vs. FDNY charity hockey game at Madison Square Garden last night...8yr ⋅ patgotee ⋅ r/hockey
Hey Gar, it’s Art, I can’t make it in today because I got drunk at the Yankee game last night.2yr ⋅ patgotee ⋅ r/howardstern
I mean, they're right but, how does channel 4 know that I'm a dirtbag?7yr ⋅ patgotee ⋅ r/CrappyDesign
This was found in an air vent at my job today. 7UP used this design from 1967-1972.8yr ⋅ patgotee ⋅ r/pics
Driving with my wife tonight in our new community where they supposedly are very strict and I couldn’t think of “speed limit”.6yr ⋅ patgotee ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
The guy dug his car out, then replaced the snow so no one would park there.7yr ⋅ patgotee ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
My three year old did this while waiting for our flight. She couldn't figure out why me and my wife were laughing.8yr ⋅ patgotee ⋅ r/funny
I don't know how I've lived with this terrible secret for the last 15 years...8yr ⋅ patgotee ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Don Cherry from the Canadian CBC/SportsNet pregame show before Game 16yr ⋅ patgotee ⋅ r/VegasGoldenKnights
This was found in an air vent at my job today. 7UP used this design from 1967-1972.8yr ⋅ patgotee ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
I've nearly thrown up three times now and I am afraid to eat anything...11yr ⋅ patgotee ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I was in the hospital for five days. Was 229 when I went in and 235 when I got out...8yr ⋅ patgotee ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Saw The Who at Madison Square Garden tonight. Roadie playing scrabble on his iPad like this is his pain in the ass job...8yr ⋅ patgotee ⋅ r/pics
Remember, help keep this picture off the internet, if you see it, take immediate action...10yr ⋅ patgotee ⋅ r/pics
You can tell by the room key that this Hampton Inn is absolutely off the fucking chain!!!8yr ⋅ patgotee ⋅ r/pics
These are the crosswalks outside of the NASCAR Hall of Fame in Charlotte, NC6yr ⋅ patgotee ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
The people at the next table finished their breakfast and left. They need to be burned at the stake before the next full moon.8yr ⋅ patgotee ⋅ r/pics
I was pleasantly surprised to wake up to clean dishes and glasses...10yr ⋅ patgotee ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
