My bio has “ever eaten a pear” in it. I think I might have found the one boys.6yr ⋅ Pat_The_Dingus ⋅ r/IASIP
Last photo of me and the pops while he was feeling healthy. This was from a surf trip we went on a few weeks before he was diagnosed with brain cancer. He passed about 6 months after. Fantastic man, helped a lot of people. Just thought I'd share.7yr ⋅ Pat_The_Dingus ⋅ r/lastimages
No please, Joe! Just make me eat cockroaches or slap a lion or something!3yr ⋅ Pat_The_Dingus ⋅ r/ketamine
It’s this girls first birthday and my cake day so I figured what the heck. Meet Spinach! She’s weird as hell and eats all the plants!4yr ⋅ Pat_The_Dingus ⋅ r/blackcats
Her bio was “I’m in a movie...guess which one.” Pretty sure I nailed it.6yr ⋅ Pat_The_Dingus ⋅ r/Tinder
You know 2 of them are breaking off to talk shit about the other 66yr ⋅ Pat_The_Dingus ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Earl Portmann’s 15th annual hot dog eating contest was a huge success this year. Great job eating hotdogs everyone. Thank you to Tod for cooking up the wieners and Linda for hosting. RIP Earl:(5yr ⋅ Pat_The_Dingus ⋅ r/HaveWeMet
Local Chinese restaurant has a candy machine with M&M’s and Skittles mixed. I feel betrayed by humanity.5yr ⋅ Pat_The_Dingus ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
One feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet... quack quack! - San Francisco, CA5yr ⋅ Pat_The_Dingus ⋅ r/raining
This is Cody. He's a horrible drunk but still manages to black out every single weekend. Owns 4 shirts and 1 pair of jeans. Pretty sure he's a virgin. SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT.7yr ⋅ Pat_The_Dingus ⋅ r/RoastMe
Just read that you can cook these bad boys using bacon grease on a skillet. Sounded so grossly delicious I had to try it. 10/10 would recommend.6yr ⋅ Pat_The_Dingus ⋅ r/grilledcheese
Went to the local thrift store to get some cables for my sound bar but ended up with this rad jacket. Only cost me $8 and a quick post about the store on my Snapchat lol6yr ⋅ Pat_The_Dingus ⋅ r/ThriftStoreHauls
Eat a steaming pile of diarrhea; win a free shirt!!! (This is the first picture you see when you look them up on google)6yr ⋅ Pat_The_Dingus ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Broke student that got inspired by this sub to buy some higher quality grilled cheese ingredients. Totally burnt it. Still delicious.6yr ⋅ Pat_The_Dingus ⋅ r/grilledcheese
25% ashamed but 75% proud as hell that this wall only took me and my 2 roommates about 3 weeks to complete. Now to do the rest of the house!6yr ⋅ Pat_The_Dingus ⋅ r/drunk
Visiting home from college and I couldn't be comfier. Happy scrolling Ents9yr ⋅ Pat_The_Dingus ⋅ r/trees
