When Trump cancels the military strike that he ordered.
Jesus didn’t say any of that shit
My lesbian friend who told me to give Trump a chance and that he was the most LGBT-friendly president in history.
My aunt unironically requested this for her birthday. Mess with her 30-50 feral hogs and she will murder you.
Schrödinger’s stock market
It’s hard being from a red state, y’all.
*checks notes* Oh, we’re the baddies?
What’s your confederate nickname?
The epitome of glamour
Old Man Sam, 13
[FO] A little Rick & Morty nihilism for you all to behold
Little old man baby puppy Sam, a few weeks shy of 15
For my friends in the Heartland
My 5th grade boyfriend, y'all.
Trump’s future reaction now that the Dems have won the house.
Old Man Sam, 13 (for only two more weeks!)
Oh no Liz what is you doin
WE NEED YOU! Join the War on Christmas
Old Lady Shirley, 11
Tomi Lahren: White Power Barbie
Old Man Sam, 14
And that man's name? Albert Einstein
Maybe you’re the real duck
He's referring to the time he sent unsolicited dick pics to the mayor. Merry Christmas, kids!
WE NEED YOU! Join the War on Thanksgiving
Mark Wahlberg = Confederate Gawd
Nice Guy™️ in meme form
OU batgirls, early 1970s (my half-sister’s mom and our aunt, respectively)
Nice Guy Yelper thinks a bartender refusing to kiss him on the cheek isn’t cut out for the crucial “public relations” aspect of her job.
Redneck advertising his pyramid scheme
My brother and I are channeling our best John Malkovich and Janet Reno, respectively
Christianity in a nutshell