In A Quiet Place (2018) the kids are able to stay quiet for more than 5 seconds at a time. This is because they are not my neighbors' children.2yr ⋅ PapaJaundice ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
In Knives Out (2019) the whole movie is just a black screen for 3 hours with the faint sound of my neighbors talking in the distance. This is a reference to how my house hasn't had power for 49 hours and I'm starting to lose my grip on reality.4yr ⋅ PapaJaundice ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
Despite my repeated emails, Dune 2021 doesn't contain the cat milking scene from Dune 1984. This is because Denis Villeneuve is a coward.2yr ⋅ PapaJaundice ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
In 2000, Denzel Washington starred in a film about some football team. I don't remember which.1yr ⋅ PapaJaundice ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
In the film Basic Instinct (1992) Sharon Stone at one point uncrosses her legs revealing that she is wearing no underwear. Then the movie rewinds and plays this scene over and over again for about 5 minutes and then I fall asleep. No one knows why this happens.4yr ⋅ PapaJaundice ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
Can you believe this bad boy was in the clearance section of Walmart? Kids don't appreciate good things.3yr ⋅ PapaJaundice ⋅ r/Marvel
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016) is set in 1926. This is because the writers didn't want to explain why wizards let the holocaust happen.2yr ⋅ PapaJaundice ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
Years of NRA rhetoric have left your society withered and useless1yr ⋅ PapaJaundice ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
In No Time to Die (2021) Ana de Armas plays Paloma. For some reason, I can't remember anything else that happens in the film.2yr ⋅ PapaJaundice ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
I guess people have some sort of moral objection to my karma whoring10mo ⋅ PapaJaundice ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Morbius (2022) is available to stream on Netflix. This is because Sony doesn't have the guts to put it back in theaters where it belongs.1yr ⋅ PapaJaundice ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
Simpsonsshitposting it's a hell of a sub, Mr. Burns says yes and we upvote a dud!3yr ⋅ PapaJaundice ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Grease (1978) stars John Travolta and Oliver Newton-John (John Oliver)11mo ⋅ PapaJaundice ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
In Watchmen (2009) this graffiti asks the question Who watches the Watchmen? It's me, I'm watching the Watchmen on my TV.1yr ⋅ PapaJaundice ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
There are 14 Land Before Time movies and only 2 Guillermo del Toro Hell Boy movies. This is a reference to the fact that there is no God.3yr ⋅ PapaJaundice ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
It Follows (2014) is about some really lucky people who actually get to have sex. Like multiple times!3mo ⋅ PapaJaundice ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
In Ghostbusters Afterlife (2021) a dead franchise is once again resurrected proving that the most terrifying ghost, is nostalgia.2yr ⋅ PapaJaundice ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
Next to spring and fall, winter is my favorite season to cause depression1yr ⋅ PapaJaundice ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
