eyes (xpost r/tumblr)
Hail Hilda, the Troll’s pinup girl!
HIFW my 6'2 bf falls asleep in my tiny dorm bed and I try to also go to bed without disturbing him.
g o o d b o y e
This should be the official logo for all TrollX straight allies.
ok, which one of you did this?
MRW Trump says that not only does he want to ban abortion but that there should be some sort of punishment for those who get them anyway
MRW I can't decide what to make for dinner and I suddenly remember I have leftover deep dish pizza I can eat
MRW my BF says he will donate to Planned Parenthood in Mike Pence's name on my behalf for Valentine's Day after I tell him not to get me anything
This HAD to have been one of us.
HIFW someone asks me to watch their stuff for them
A moment of silence for this Troll's struggles
MRW I read about a 4'8 girl who's a fullback and linebacker on her high school's football team
MRW people start talking about how girls who violate school dress codes are exploiting themselves and doing it to impress boys
HIFW I commit to donating $5 a month to the ACLU as a result of the election. It may not be much, but it's something, and it's important.
MRW I'm cranky and someone gives me food
MFW I realize that since I'm a woman and I work in a Watch & Clock Museum I am technically a Time Lady
I found the throne of the Troll Queen.
washy washy (x-post /r/aww)
MRW it's November 1 and people are already starting Christmas things
MRW a friend of my cousin calls me a liberally indoctrinated college student, a broad, and then explicitly sexually harasses me because I dared to disagree with his bigoted comments against Muslims
Trolls, I think I have finally found my spirit animal.
MRW there's a beautiful orange cat that I've never seen before on my porch and I walk to the door to get a better look at it and it runs away
tampons (x-post /r/tumblr)
MRW some dude claims you shouldn't bring service animals to concerts because it is a risk to their hearing and safety, I explain from personal experience with that that's not the case (and also telling disabled people they can't go to things), and he starts mansplaining about animal welfare.
MRW my BF and I are both studying for finals and he looks up at me and goes, Do you want to go do sex things now?
MRW an old man I unfriended over a year ago because of his racist, misogynist bullshit on Facebook randomly messages me a YouTube video by the millennial conservative titled hey feminists your hypocrisy is showing
MRW an acquaintance of mine defends Trump's grab them by the pussy comments by saying some women will let rich men do whatever they want to them and I know because I'm a woman.
This woman is clearly one of our ancestors.
Ladies. I think I found our Queen.
Found a historic Troll's fur baby! [x-post /r/catsstandingup]
MRW I see that Milo Yiannopolous is a possible candidate for White House Press Secretary
MRW my roommate and I are cleaning out our freezer and I find a box of Hot Pockets I forgot about just in time for finals week
I *know* one of you lovelies has to have designed this.
HIFW making cookies for tomorrow
MRW I comment on something and notice that it's my cakeday.
MRW I'm the only woman in the sports department at my college's radio station and I lead a show and one of my co-hosts starts being hilariously rude and kind of sexist towards me and then starts playing the victim when I respond to him
MRW a dude on twitter tells me Your angry feminism is showing again after I call him out for acting like he gets to define the right way for women to like sports
MR upon reading an article that says it's feminist to be anti-abortion because women get abortions because they want to be like men
MRW I wander into TwoX and see someone claiming that virgins are objectively more valuable as people than nonvirgins and that losing one's virginity causes disease, mental illness, and divorce
HIFW two different couples I knew from high school have gotten engaged in the last month. We're 19.
The Call of the Rainbow (x-post /r/tumblr)
MRW during a phone interview for an archiving internship in a museum the woman straight up just said well, you're obviously qualified. TROLLS, I GOT THE INTERNSHIP!
MRW my BF's cat sat on me while we were making out and I GOT TO MAKE OUT WITH MY BF. AND PET HIS CAT. AT THE SAME TIME.
MRW I see that a government panel recommends that all women of childbearing age take folate supplements to prevent birth defects, even if they have no intention of having children
MRW it's announced that Donald Trump will be holding a town hall in a building immediately adjacent to my college campus
MFW I realize I can easily add an Economics minor alongside my History and Political science majors and still graduate on time
MRW I find out there's a release party for the undergraduate journal I am being published in via my university's RSS feed and not because the staff invited me. And on top of that I can't even go because I work.
MRW I somehow manage to nick MY NIPPLE while passing my razor from one hand to the other while shaving my legs
The Trolless in the Tower
MRW an undergraduate journal accepts my capstone paper on American fandom of Doctor Who for publication!
Dominate the State
MRW I finally file my taxes and I get a return but it's only $27 after my filing fees ):
MRW I find out that a Massachusetts man has founded the Pizza Party as a political party
MRW people on Facebook share posts that say Caitlyn Jenner can't be a real woman since she's never had a period and can't have babies.
MRW I find out that a guy I have never been anything but nice to called me a cunt behind my back, most likely because he wanted to get with me but I had a boyfriend.
This is what I imagine getting a boner to feel like.
MRW someone tells me it's not misogynist if you're only calling *one specific woman* fat or a slut because you don't like her
MRW someone in a default sub insists that feminism is about giving women increased privileges at the expense of men
HIFW my boyfriend and I finally have a really hard conversation we've needed to have for weeks and it ends in us deciding to take a break. I feel better that we talked about it but I also can't stop crying....
This reminded me of you lovely ladies
MRW the anti-Trump protest at my university goes well and no one gets in fights or anything but the one downtown has started getting ugly
To the moon, steed!
MRW I find out almost none of my friends will be around to go out with me for my 21st birthday next weekend and my BF is doing a hackathon that weekend so we can't even go out for dinner.
So my friend made a German pancake....
MRW grades came back and I miraculously passed Calc with a C+, which means I can still major in economics!
snek in bin
MRW my roommates left me cupcakes and a really sweet note for my birthday and my BF and other friends went out to dinner with me and got me a cake and were generally adorable and awesome. (:
HIFW, thanks to the magic of birth control, I'm not spending my period curled up in bed wishing I were dead for the first time in about a year.
MFW my vintage VW Beetle was in an accident and might not be fixable
MRW mansplaining happens.
HIFW I'm pretty sure I just failed a calc exam.
MRW I encounter someone comparing women to money hanging out of pockets and unlocked Mercedes' in TWOX. When I called him out he said I must not have had a father figure to teach me the facts of life.
MRW I realized at 1:30 PM that I put my yoga pants on backwards this morning when I got dressed for my 8AM final
That is “Olympic Gold Medalist Amanda Kessel’s Two Time Stanley Cup Champion Brother” to you, WPXI
MR upon finding that one of my roommates has opened my food but made it look like they didn't for the second time. I DON'T EVEN CARE IF THEY EAT IT. JUST BE OPEN ABOUT IT.
MRW, despite the fact I'm on BC and taking the active pills right now, I found that I am spotting for no apparent reason and it stained my favorite panties.
HIFW I'm making muffins and brownies for my BF's graduation party tomorrow
MFW people are playing Christmas music and decorating for Christmas already.
Pitt considers making a change
HIFW I tried to get out of bed this morning.
It's the ACC Coastal Circle of Suck!
HIFW I get five nice bras for $90 (and free sleep boxers, too!)
MRW I have mysteriously been gifted gold. It's not even a gilded comment. I just magically have gold. (Thank you, gilder, if you ever see this!)
HIFW I called my parents to tell them that I made a really stupid decision that I thought they'd be mad about and they didn't yell at me or anything, just told me that everyone does stupid things in college and that I should learn from what I did.
HIFW, to cap off an already terrible weekend, I spill water on my $1200 laptop.
HIFW it's almost 3 PM and I am still sitting here in my pajamas because my roommate has been in the shower FOR OVER AN HOUR.
This guy seemed like he was really enjoying the race at Pocono today....
HIFW I thought I scheduled my drivers license exam for tomorrow but it was actually last week and now I have to wait another month and a half to get an appointment....I've had my permit for TWO YEARS.
MRW a guy randomly starts tweeting at me and then asks me if I want to DM or text. I have never met this person.
HIFW it's after midnight, I am exhausted, I have to get up early to do my radio show, and I can't go to bed because my roommate has sexiled me for like the THIRD TIME THIS WEEK
MRW I point out that calling women females is not okay in one of my favorite subs and proceed to get called an SJW and downvoted into oblivion.
MFW my roommate who has health issues clearly needs to take some time off (she's gone to class maybe once in two weeks!) but refuses to do it for reasons I don't understand. She needs to be taken care of, none of us can do it, and it's not fair to her or us.