I missed the call from the foster cat people by 5 minutes and they've since dropped my application for being irresponsible.8yr ⋅ ozmatic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Sometimes my cat is the only thing that can get me out of bed in the morning.10yr ⋅ ozmatic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW its my birthday (today!) and people are donating blood as a birthday present for me that I asked for on Facebook (childhood leukaemia survivor)9yr ⋅ ozmatic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Yesterday I posted about how I was feeling rough and how my cat helps that. You ladies were so supportive, so to say thank you here's a picture of the little guy!10yr ⋅ ozmatic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW I submit a link about how the holidays aren't going well (family medical emergency) and someone comments 'here have some attention'10yr ⋅ ozmatic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
SnoopSnoo takes the information you've posted on Reddit and tells you how much is public. This is what I got apparently:9yr ⋅ ozmatic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Watching Parks and Rec and realizing I can order waffles with whipped cream at 8pm...10yr ⋅ ozmatic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
OMG it's perfect...Bulbasaur (grass type pokemon) is where the weed goes, Squirtle (water type)is down in the water, and Charmander (fire type) is where the smoke is. I need dis.10yr ⋅ ozmatic ⋅ r/entwives
Bought lingerie for the first time for a big date night with my boyfriend. I've never felt so sexy!10yr ⋅ ozmatic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Realizing I left the butt plug on the nightstand and the cleaning lady is over10yr ⋅ ozmatic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
facebook stalking the poorly chosen drunken hookup from last night10yr ⋅ ozmatic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
my favourite tinder message yet You may be a 6 to most guys but you're for sure a 10 to mw MRW10yr ⋅ ozmatic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW when discovering the boyfriend peed in the middle of the night but didn't flush10yr ⋅ ozmatic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW I smoke a joint for the first time in years with my boyfriend and we totally bond stoned10yr ⋅ ozmatic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When I stop myself from sending an overly emotional clingy text to my boyfriend even though I'm drunk and stoned.10yr ⋅ ozmatic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
The holidays are a difficult time for me, so I bought myself a kit to get me through. Merry early Christmas to me!10yr ⋅ ozmatic ⋅ r/entwives
In response to the thread ever hurt yourself while baked? this was after falling down the stairs on a 4g brownie9yr ⋅ ozmatic ⋅ r/entwives
