Elmo Would Be Framed For The Murders Of Timmy And His Mother Due To His Ethnicity2yr ⋅ OverlySarcasticNormy ⋅ r/bertstrips
Oscar Has A Hard Time Adjusting To The New Vietnamese Food Stall Being Run Near His Trash Can5yr ⋅ OverlySarcasticNormy ⋅ r/bertstrips
The Desire For Upvotes Stands Against Every Great and Noble Enterprise5yr ⋅ OverlySarcasticNormy ⋅ r/bertstrips
He Would Eventually Have A Very Successful Acting Career Under His Stage Name Nicolas Cage4yr ⋅ OverlySarcasticNormy ⋅ r/bertstrips
Bert's Hat Had Come From A Homeless Man He Ate Alive Over The Course Of Six Weeks5yr ⋅ OverlySarcasticNormy ⋅ r/bertstrips
Bert Later Killed Himself In An Act Of Sexual Self Mutilation5yr ⋅ OverlySarcasticNormy ⋅ r/bertstrips
The Loss Of His Virginity Did However Protect Him From Falling To Fortnite Like Many Of His Peers5yr ⋅ OverlySarcasticNormy ⋅ r/bertstrips
