The A train

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Pepperoni potato

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Drop it. Drop it.. DROP IT!!

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The cashier’s German accent didn’t help

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It stharted out with a kith

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It’s not gay if you don’t kith

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What more do you want from me?!?

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Seriously wtf

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Tired of this shit

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Fus ro nahhhh

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Gotta really work to shove it in

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I may be old but....huh, where am I!?!

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Aunt Kass got that...

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3 days of rest

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Priorities

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Poor Gran

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Equal opportunity

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Has a couple real teeth too

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Why’s everyone looking at me?

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Slide slide slippity slide

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And they’re so sloooooow

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Fizzy is better

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Muda muda muda

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Chopper style

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I mean we all kinda knew it anyway

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You can tell it’s time to lose a bit of weight

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I’m sorry Frau

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Resth in peath

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Coming soon

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Viva las

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Only the finest

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It was the best day of my life

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Someone bout to do it to me now

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It’s not where you come from it’s where you go

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Merry Christmas everyone!

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Seriously if you need someone to talk to

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Damnit! Not again!

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It’s time to wake up to the facts

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Ngl...I subscribed

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Got a handsome devil instead

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24 and me

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Happens every day

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Demonic

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Not welcome here

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USA! USA! I knew we could do it!

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They had such high hopes for me

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Natural order

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Batty

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Baby’s first RC toys

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I’m the worst

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Absolute unit

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All of them grinding it out

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Back from the dead

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Same day delivery on the sticky

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Spanks for the meme-o-ries

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Supa stronk

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Fee fie fo fum

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Traumatized by a fat man and a little boy

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All my exes live in Texas

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Girl fiiiiighhhttttt!!!!

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Im so tired

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Why’s the floor wet here

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How could they just lie like that?

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I am Dr. Speed

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Thanks mom and dad

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Someone get the knife

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That’s what he gets for mailing it in

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Flashback

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But hey, the nutmeg and tea were delicious

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We did it boys, ads are no more!

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11 toes and spices

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Robbies unsettling facts: Day 2

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He finally came out

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I’m changing my status

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Maybe someday I hire some help

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When will the lying stop!?!

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Guess Im a mod now

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Feels tingly

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What happens in Vegas...

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Brothers in arms

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Time to go

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Now kiss

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Unskippable pain

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Make a wish/ get rich

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Slapped her thigh and rode the wave

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Mobile Reddit superiority

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Just nah

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Just kidding gram....unless

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I’m conVInced it’s the reason

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I’m sure one day he can beat it again

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Delicious

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I’m trying to fu*king sleep here

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Woof woof woof woofwoof

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Uhhh yeahhh feels “great” babe

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Cause and effect

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It’s so beautiful

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No I can’t work Saturday!

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The pain is real

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Words can hurt

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Seriously, holler at me Mackenzie

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That’s a spicy meat a ball

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It’s in the game

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Gets me laid all the time...I swear

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Remember me?

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X gon give it to ya

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I’m a slow learner

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Family tradition

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Dance Dance

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Robberry

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Big smoke! It’s me St. Nick!

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The numbers don’t lie

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So much for honesty

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He just needed a push

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A little lesson in buggery

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Life goals

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Thanks Reddit, very cool.

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Of course know him...

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Death or something idk

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Yes, I’m ok. How are you?

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Based on true events

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Wish you were here...

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Everyone is one

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I hate jigsaw puzzles

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I think he’s about to GoGo tell everyone

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I’ll never amount to anything...

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Must clean

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What a strange thing to admit

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Paging Dr. Freud

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“Even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes” -Confucius probably

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Suck-sessful

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He is risin

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Communism at its finest

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Failure to launch

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Numbers game

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Bop it turn it...rub it?

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Screw you trees

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Don’t threaten me with a good time

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Za Warudo isn’t big enough for both of us

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House special

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Can y’all leave soon, my mommas on her way home

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About to be surrounded

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Now the whole 2nd grade knows...

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People that like my memes: tasteless

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I put them on one leg at a time like everyone else

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Priorities

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I’m sorry poppop

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Give it to me

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Yeah right doc

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The grief is almost too much to bear

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And that’s how it happened

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