MRW my doctor asks me if my stool has been healthy and firm

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You are the perfect rug.

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2hype4me!

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He's got my vote!

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senior player

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ROLAND DEMOS NEW ANALOG SEQUENCER

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A professor from LSU tweeted that the university is threatening to fire faculty for moving their courses online.

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hmmm

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Arrrrrswiggity Arrrrrswooty, I be walking th' plank for that there booty!

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How to funk?

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staring contest

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Want to smell some roses? No problem! But, you have to do this first.

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Despite all his rage...

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shhhwiggity shhhwooty, I'm creepin on that booty!

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MRW she says her parents will be out raiding all night

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i mean, it's necessary

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Swiggity Swooty, I'm leaping for that booty!

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He probably had issues with the original lyrics.

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A better hack than the IKEA racks, 89% savings value!

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Almost as good as free.

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These candles are lit!

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Mom!

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Like father, like son?

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I finally caught the one that got away.

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It's like earning a promotion that pays less!

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The real reason he is so critical of his new album. /s

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You know it's going to be a good fight when the horses look that pissed off.

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Einstein's Reaction to Latest CERN Breakthrough

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If you're a sofa and you do this, I hate you.

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A frantic roommate and I ran into a problem. GREAT Blizzard Support to the rescue!(x-post from /r/diablo)

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Waking up to find that you finally have some karma.

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So, THAT's how!

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