I'm a cis lurker, and didn't know where to put this, but my friend had this conversation with her kid and I'm so glad.

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At this point, Ben Shapiro feels like cheating.

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A bug ate through this morning glory while it was closed, and the holes on the bloom are nearly symmetrical.

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Found in the wild during the scorcher in Portland. Good looking out, Homie!

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Sushi? Debatable. Abomination? Absolutely.

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GM texted me to remind me not to abuse the Label Maker (which I had not been).

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Any other 30+ trolls seeing this trend? My friends and I are becoming impressed.

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Okay, which one of you is this? (Found on Twitter)

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This keeps getting circulated among my industry friends, and I needed the laugh. I hope this helps.

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THE WAR ON CHRISTIANS IS REAL, SWEATY

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Follow up to working in a restaurant that loves my veganism- new sweet roasted sprouts appetizer with miso sake sauce for the summer (I'm a cook. Not a photographer, apologies)-

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I fixed the Assorted Nigiri so it no longer rings as Ass Nigiri. But is this a fix, Heather? Is it really?

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Normally I make employee meals as they are rung in. Last night's close was hectic enough I finished Last Call, smoked a cigarette, and bombed all these out in 16 minutes after close. I love my work family... the picky/spoiled assholes.

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I made my first kimchi at work fully unsupervised. Heartwarming or whatever story in the comments.

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I think the most disgusting part is that I didn't even really think about it before I did it.

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Multiple partners. HIFW my Condolences text goes to the partner who I'm sexting with, and my sext goes to the partner whose father just died.

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Wandering around the Microsoft campus when suddenly...

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I didn't realize we were doing smoking areas! Mine is a roof. This is what we space out at.

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The sheer variety of new foods is my favorite part of being vegan (Vio- and Light-Life). :P Pen not pictured, but it's Jesus 100 this week.

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MRW I got dumped by the one I thought... was The One, my best dude friend canceled a weekend trip to visit me, my best lady friend is in another country, my period is concerning amounts of late, and a cashier tells me to have a nice day.

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We all know how FoH somehow can't see signs/labels. I'm just overjoyed at how well this one has worked.

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I got called into work by surprise and my chef saw me in full make up for the first time. He told me my eyebrow game is on point, but it makes me look more suspicious and sexier than usual. MRW.

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Happy Friday! Not an injury post, but a Healing Post. Chef I work adjacent to greased the shit out of himself months ago. In 16 years, I have never seen this combination of scar-types and it's fascinating.

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(Am sous chef) Bring on the vegan options. My chef spoils me sometimes. Dessert suggestions?

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To keep m'waifu company when I traverse the town square to yonder Walmart to replace my samurai wares and Dew.

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How can you tell if vegans shop at your grocery store?

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Three beautiful ladies: My aunt, my mum, and my Grandmother, posing for a picture right before my mum's chemo. Strong ladies across the board.

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This on the Yelp page of one of my favorite local bars. I love them even more now. [x-post /r/Portland]

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The comments every time /r/vegan hits /r/all

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What are these, Legos for ants?

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HIFW waking up this morning from an incredibly real dream that my mum is still alive on the one year anniversary of her death.

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Minor annoyance, but shout out to new dishwashers who make puzzling decisions.

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Should have been more specific than Do something with the recycling.

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I made a grilled onion and tofurkey melt. It... got greasy.

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I've been having mad lasagna cravings and looking for an excuse to futz around the kitchen, so I improvised this yesterday. Craving sated.

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Small island town means people show up with the strangest goodies.

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TrollX told me to x-post this here: Multiple partners. HIFW my Condolences text goes to the partner who I'm sexting with, and my sext goes to the partner whose father just died.

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Top Ramen with 3 ingredient Peanut sauce and leftover tofu from scrambles.

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MRW I met a kind, smart, super hot, recently single guy and got a number from him in record time.

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The girliest of girl moments... look who swooped me into his arms earlier today! It's like a fairy tale...

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I hadn't seen a friend of mine since I spent my Thanksgiving in New York and got to know him better... his tour brought him to my city on the west coast and when I walked into the show he was onstage wearing a Smash the Patriarchy T-shirt... MRW.

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Fridge clean plus Field Roast on Toast: caramelized onions, sauerkraut, leftover Mac 'n cheez sauce, and sriracha. Was delicious. Looked awful.

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This is what a brick ends up looking like after spending some time in the ocean.

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Me irl (also, the omni kitchen I work in no longer carries egg-mayo at all!)

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I'm a relatively new cyclist on a bike that has not been kind to my inner pelvis. I just got my maintenance Brazilian. HIFW approaching a chair.

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I call this piece Front of House Manager's No Good Very Bad Day.

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HIFW I forget to check my Diva Cup all day and then stand up abruptly...

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A shitty picture of a half-eaten Impossible Burger which looks very not vegan. Shitty vegan food porn all around! (Tasty, though)

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Ginger is a busser.

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With all the new car posts lately, I realized I haven't shared my project with you folks. Presenting, my Green Machine: 1970 Grande.

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Last night at my local bar I looked up at the menu board and got excited that they have vegan chili. The badass chick who runs the kitchen got equally excited over my excitement, then today this!

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Field roast sausage, sauerkraut, noodles, mustard, Nooch. Sticker commentary.

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[IFF] Due to my mother's cancer battle, a break up, a move, a lot of things, I haven't felt much like myself lately. Recently, I got me back. Here's what me looks like, and I am so relieved.

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MFW after 4 months I realize I've borrowed both my new boyfriend's panties and eyeliner and we can coordinate packing for our next trip.

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Only people who have heard of Red Dead Redemption 2 will be able to truly appreciate this high brow joke.

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OurRW a bunch of us kitchen professionals all got out of work early last night and wanted to catch up. I'm not sure whose phone number I got and I barely remember my cab ride home. Livin' the dream.

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I travel a lot. MRW a random hook up seems to be more interesting than my usual port in every shore situation and his roommate is inviting me back for Christmas... while his tour will also bring him my way early next year. They're both sharing screencapped texts with me and... uh

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I've been in a slump lately. Yesterday my housemate bought me tickets to my first soccer match of my favorite team, and a friend snapped this picture of me being super happy. Ladies, show me your happy faces!

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MRW my (male) housemates falsely accuse me of being the reason all of our Triple-A battery TV remotes died in the same week...

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In a foreign country after losing my wallet, phone, and passport: HIFW when my amazing host tells me he's going out for a few hours and to have fun while he's gone.

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One of the handwashing sinks at my (great) new gig: Maybe they thought a No fatties sign wouldn't be subtle enough?

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Every time I think I've avoided Shark Week for an important event...

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MRW my new interest that I can't believe is mutually interested tells me I'm amazing...

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After months of cramp-free periods with the cup, HIFW poor planning leaves me forced to use a tampon.

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HIFW getting ready for coffee with the recent ex. I don't want to talk to him, but I miss him like crazy. I don't *have* to talk to him, but we do have to work a convention together this weekend. I think he's revolting, but damn that amazing sex dream about him last night nailed it.

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After a nasty break up with the boyfriend of 3+ years, reconnected for a few days out of town with the one who got away. How I feel after we parted ways...

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Job satisfaction is a beautiful picture indeed. (Yes, yes, health code, I know)

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A few years ago, one of my favorite waiters (a long time photographer) yanked me off of my filthy line to take this shot. I cook cleaner now by quite a bit, but this remains a fantastic memory.

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For 5 years, post-work photobooth has been a tradition. Now, before I leave my longest-standing spot, two of my coworkers (5 and 3 years together respectively) shared their final shift with me. This is to moving upwards and onwards, and how bittersweet our kitchen friendships can be.

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My House Bolton phone case came in! [+19]

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Just got my new bike yesterday! [+490]

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Imagefest Friday, you say? I rarely like candid pictures of me because I look derpy as hell, but this is an exception: Air-guitaring my heart out backstage at a Protomen show two weeks ago!

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Oh why not.... HIFW my most upvoted comment and submission this month have been here (respectively: Shitting my guts out in North Carolina and gross Diva Cup/earring stuff) and I realize it's my mother's 6 month deathiversary...

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When my mother was diagnosed with cancer, she made me promise to stop shaving my head. A few months later she's cancer-free and I woke up with the most manageable bedhead I've had in years.

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