If this is you: Fuck you
I see your baby musk ox and I counter with a baby aardwolf
40 yrs old and just bought weed for the first time. Am I doing this right?
[Misc] I found these dry face sheets at a dollar store in Canada. They're perfect for creating your own face mask with ingredients you trust.
These youth snowpants are hemmed in a special way to allow for a growth spurt.
My husband got me this gorgeous art deco battlestation for my 40th birthday!
MRW I see a man trying to video call someone in the menstrual pad aisle, and when they don't answer, he appears to have a small panic attack
I spy with my little eye... Fen in 13 going on 30!
Any other Edmonton kids grow up on this classic recipe?
Visiting my brother in law. They have one dog and 4 cats... The dog is used to the floor now.
When you look up an ex and find a photo of him in a MAGA hat.
Everyone has a Pennywise price
When I catch my son shit-talking other players
🐱 me_irl 🐱
MRW redditors are saying grabbing a girl you don't know, from behind, is a social norm and I'm an SJW for saying otherwise.
Spotted this hypocrisy on the road.
Conversations you can only have with your sibling.
I struggle to pack him food I won't just end up throwing away at 3
Your vagina dilates to 10cms and gets stretched out, even if you have a c-section
So we're sharing insanely difficult retro games? I'm a little older than the Lion King days, but here was my childhood trauma. Particularly, the underwater level.
$7.50 Framed Print from Goodwill.
My sister is child-free and loves to buy my son fun gifts.
Hit pause when husband asked me to come look at something. Came back to this:
I hate that it says never mind... when you choose to do more tasks.
If you ever think your own thrift stores are a little pricey, just remind yourself you could be stick thrifting in Alberta.
This is the very first thing I've embroidered. It's unsymmetrical and ugly, but I'm so damned proud right now.
My lawn gnome didn't make it through the winter, but I find the way he disintegrated to be kind of cool.
This baby Striped Hyena with his little mohawk
My friend got to it before me, and now I'm seriously considering robbing her
MC Escher Pop Up Book. $5.99 at Value Village.
Facebook keeps reminding me of old photos of our gone girl Daisy. This one I had captioned her snore is even cuter.
My own kid better hope he's never famous either
As a hardcopy collector I didn't think I would ever own Pikmin 3 for less than $90. Thank you to everyone that posted about the Nintendo selects. #flossin
The largest Hawk-Eyed moth I've ever seen. Easily the size of a chickadee or sparrow.
How much Koolaid do you need to drink to want to buy gifts for the millionaire that just screwed you over?
My kid thinks the wedding amiibos make more sense posed like this
Amazon knew I was pregnant a week before *I* did, and we weren't even trying to conceive...
I present to you: The stinkiest dog that has ever lived.
Pineapples are in season knights.
... did she try to contour under her eyes?
[Free] Neighbor asked if my son would be interested in the Hot Wheels he found in his storage. I have no idea what to do with all of these
MRW my 10 yo declares Rustic Pizza a 7 out of 10 for mouth feel.
When you're going for the Ysma look
Don't feed the sock puppets
My son's teacher had no idea who she's dealing with when she asked for a contribution on treat day. I just bought this on Etsy.
LCHF Spinach and Feta Quiche (Keto crust!)
Got this oversized pedestal sink for $50 from a local buy/sell because the owner thought it was broken. He installed the seal wrong.
To the wrapping paper people that put grids on the back: You da real MVPs!
Robin is so freakin cute in the mod shirt
We got an electric blanket today...
$60 and it has all the original pieces, including manual
Any of you suave fuckers need a tie?
Arjun Gupta is the best thing about The Magicians.
Found the cutest nail polish remover at Marshall's. Anyone ever try this?
I also carved a pineapple for Halloween. It glowed brighter than the pumpkins. I was really impressed.
Fish cake sammich with pico de gallo. 250 calories
My Young Living/Norwex/Pure Romance selling friend just announced yet another exciting new opportunity. What can you guys tell me about CTFO CBD?
This tulip grew through a dead leaf.
Edmonton girls! Get yer bums to Clareview Superstore for this crazy clearance.
My new mousepad finally came!
Thanks to today's 5,000 bell cookie, I have the whole rocket pilot outfit 🚀
Don't grow cilantro in your AeroGarden. It's roots suck up a the entire water supply every day and it can't be successfully transplanted.
This baby cilantro!
When I see that John Waters is trending on Twitter
Zack McGowan of Black Sails and Agents of Shield
[Question] Does anyone know what base colour this is? The artist posted it in Cyrillic.
This cloud rolling in looks a little like a UFO.
I would have stopped all of those gunmen myself if I'd had the chance!
The V V itch?
Hubby and I were trying to figure out No Man's Sky ideal audience, and my sister inadvertently told us.
Whizbang does NOT level the class you create the deck with (as people have been saying). It levels the hero whose deck you play that game. I put him in my druid deck, and went from rank 25-21 but you can see druid is not leveled at all while the others are.
What type of Begonia is this?