My first cantaloupe. Beautiful but awful taste. Not sweet at all. What did I do wrong?1yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/gardening
When we bought our house we cut down a large gnarly holly tree. My new neighbor, a woodturner, asked me for the wood in exchange for something cool he would make from some of it. Here is that holly vase with Lichtenberg patterns.3yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/interestingasfuck
The grocery robot pleaded for 15 minutes for cleanup in Aisle 16 for a square of tissue. No one came.4yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/funny
One of my four children dumped a half gallon of milk in the freshly filled pool. Apparently the two that where present at the time blamed the other two. Their names are IDont Know and NotMe.4yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
I was late for work because I spent so much time looking for my glasses, had to use my spares.3yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/funny
I've decided to forge an entire chess set out of steel. I started with a pawn tonight.3yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/interestingasfuck
My wife sits and eats all the marshmallows out of the Lucky Charms and puts the barren cereal back in the pantry.2yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
I didn't grow it, but it's part of the living things in my yard. I friggin love this cherry. Such a rich Spring sight!3yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/gardening
When we bought our house built in the 50s we were rummaging through some boxes left in a forgotten attic corner. We found an old plug-in aluminum vibrator. It still works.1yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
I proposed to my fiance after the finish of our first marathon together. I had never ran, she was an avid runner. We trained together for 6 months for this. I told her this was the hardest thing I had ever done but asking her to marry me was the easiest.5yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/wholesomememes
My son is very proud of his three sisters garden! Corn, beans and squash. Plus onions!3yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/gardening
My mentors hinges were used on a gift for President Bush. He also says hemade them for a bible box for Jimmy Carter as well.1yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/Blacksmith
This stack of presents I just finished wrapping for our customers.2yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/oddlysatisfying
Found in a box of assorted crap, has a coarsely threaded end like for a handle maybe? It's very sharp but the odd shape seems to give it a specific purpose. An old multitool?3yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/whatisthisthing
My belt tells the tale of my weight gain since the start of the pandemic.3yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
These ads are all over in my area in south central PA. Is this supposed to be appealing?2yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/StupidFood
Sorry if it's been done before, but I had an idea for a range bucket, works great!3yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/Archery
An airplanes has crashed on Limekiln Rd at the PA Turnpike, just south of Harrisburg11mo ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/Pennsylvania
...So then what I said was Just make sure theres a few of each sauce, please....3yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/funny
My moms little hillside garden. There is always something blooming and she likes to pull native plants from the woods by the house.2yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/gardening
My child was told on Christmas eve that he shouldn't leave his room until Santa arrived. He wouldn't leave his room to use the toilet so he SHIT ON THE FLOOR and went back to bed.2yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
Bought a second hand 45 gallon tank last week. Welded up and painted a new stand this week. Next week, aquascaping!!!3yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/Aquariums
We threw a coworker a retirement party with a photo cake. No one would eat the dog.2yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/funny
My good friend and neighbor always shares his excellent collection with me. I hope he never moves.1yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/liquor
48 years old, a coworker said I look like Mr. Potato Head. I think you can do better.2yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/RoastMe
So my LED Christmas lights had what I perceived as an obvious flicker but my wife swears she doesnt see it. She says I'm nuts so I took a motion shot exposing the flicker on a section. Why does it do that? I also have no idea about electronics or electricity so I'm asking you experts.3yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/ElectricalEngineering
A bespoke knife I handmade for a client a few years ago. The bevels are polished with progressively finer grits until a mirrored finish was achieved. Made of a file owned by his Grandfather, a machinist.3yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/interestingasfuck
When we bought our house we cut down a large, rather gnarly, holly. My new neighbor, a woodturner, asked for the wood in exchange for something really cool. This is the holly vase with Lichtenberg patterns that he created and presented. Hope you guys like it!3yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/woodturningporn
This awesome opal-eyed ceramic dragon hatchling sculpture I picked up on a trip to Eureka Springs AR.3yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/interestingasfuck
I have a jar of cherries canned in the 1940s by my Great Grandmother. And before you ask, NO, we are not ever going to try them.3yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
This adorable ceramic dragon hatchling I picked up on a trip to Eureka Springs AR.3yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/DidntKnowIWantedThat
My wife called in a panic because the dog had hurt herself and was bleeding. I rushed home immediately. It was ketchup.2yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/funny
Found a photo of my first car circa 1993. It was a '79 Pontiac Grand Prix. Man, did I love that big coupe.3yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
My buddy had a bad day. Balled up his $1200 vortex DLG with a 72 extreme RC Extra. they are made in Ukraine. Doubt he will be able to get a replacement any time soon.2yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/RCPlanes
Any reason to believe this 30 year old bottle of brandy isnt ok to drink? It's a common brandy, just an old bottle, kept in a cool basement.3yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/liquor
Was wondering why this was taking so long to heal, it appears the two far right sutures missed the mark.4yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
One of our drivers on a pour about to start. Anyone want to place bets on how soon we get a call from the homeowner about cracks?1yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/Concrete
When my kids saw the goldfish toss game at our local church fair they just HAD to win one for our 40 gallon community tank. Ladies and Gentlemen, please say hello to Fishstick, our $35 goldfish. May he live forever.2yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/Aquariums
I made a hillbilly swimming hole out of a cattle watering tank from the tractor store. The pump is hidden under the deck.4yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Started aquascaping my 40 gallon tank. My wife says it looks like Fred Flinstones house and now I can unsee it.3yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/Aquariums
[Chinese>English] Can anyone help with this pack of seeds? It was found in a trashed cabinet at a dump.2yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/translator
I have arrived at a point in my life in which the meaning of Honey, stop at the store and bring home a six pack. has completely changed.4yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/funny
Twenty odd years ago I painted billboards for a living. Was going through some old photos and was reminded of how fun it was. I'm in the top photo.4yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
After fighting a scourge of blossom-end rot, finally, an edible tomato. I've been throwing away rotten ones for three weeks.2yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/gardening
Scammer cant even be bothered to fill in the names of the potential scammee. Does anyone actually ever fall for this shit?4yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/funny
Happiness is a clean cowl installation! Evolution 33 in a Redwing Slick 540.1yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/RCPlanes
Dropped an ice cube while making a drink and it stuck to the fridge.5yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
A neighbor knows I do metal work and gave me these rather sturdy aluminum cans. He works at our hospital. They are about the size of a RedBull. Friction fit lid with a tiny hole. They are new and clean, the biohazard bag was for transport only. What are they? Bottom says made in England.4yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/whatisthisthing
The only rice krispie treat I was able to sneak away from the kids. Fell out of my pocket when I pulled my pants up.4yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
What's is this thing embedded in the ground at the intersection of a highway off-ramp and overpass? In York PA.3yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/whatisthisthing
I was gifted this electic glider. whybwould there be an extra BEC? also, the middle wire has been cut on the roginal bec wire which would go into the reciever1yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/RCPlanes
what should I do with this fig to get ready for spring? Pruning tips please?2yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/gardening
My wife's cousin gave me a 70# Golden Eagle! Along with 10 arrows, target, broadheads, and two bags full of scent blocker gear. Anyone familiar with the brand? He said it's about 15 years old. I would assume a safe bet would be to run it by the pro shop for a once-over before I shoot it?3yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/Archery
My sons Deadpool slap bracelet is a hunk of recycled tape measure.4yr ⋅ ontimpaul ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
