Humans have brought up a number of scholars, their ages-old wisdom holding true even to this day4mo ⋅ OneSaltyStoat ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Never underestimate human ingenuity, especially when it comes to psychic arts6mo ⋅ OneSaltyStoat ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
A mixed-species crew of researchers approached a set of strange runes carved on an ancient structure. The Terrans among the group immediately started making noises of severe distress10mo ⋅ OneSaltyStoat ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Mankind will not hesitate to regard their machines with as much praise as their own people, and woe be upon anyone who dares disrespect their little brothers of steel1yr ⋅ OneSaltyStoat ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
When the humans acquired technology to create stable transgenics, many aliens feared the advent of a plague of genetically perfected war machines. Instead, the first creatures to leave the Terran labs were... surprisingly harmless6mo ⋅ OneSaltyStoat ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
It's not the flashiest, most decorated human soldiers one must fear. It's the most basic-looking ones that can and will make you regret ever messing with Terrans6mo ⋅ OneSaltyStoat ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
I deserve a fucking medal for keeping my arms clean at this point1yr ⋅ OneSaltyStoat ⋅ r/depression_memes
Humans were the first to not only have the balls to form a task force responsible for fighting the cosmic gods, but were the first to actually kill one. And then another. And another...10mo ⋅ OneSaltyStoat ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Terran shipwrights seem to have no concept of aesthetic designs. For the people of Earth and beyond, it's always substance over style. So, every time a xeno sees a tube flying through space, ugly as sin and with solar panels and other utilities glued to its exterior - that's a Terran behemoth.1yr ⋅ OneSaltyStoat ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
You haven't had true camaraderie until you've added a human to your squad (stash of snacks sold separately)6mo ⋅ OneSaltyStoat ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
She cut the brakes on Adler's car (model done by Systemika on Tumblr)5mo ⋅ OneSaltyStoat ⋅ r/signalis
Human war machines tend to be overengineered to the point of impracticality. Why? Because it's cool.7mo ⋅ OneSaltyStoat ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Human digestive system is the most formidable in the galaxy1mo ⋅ OneSaltyStoat ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
A local alien empire barely survived a machine rebellion, which turned the survivors into zealots with burning hatred towards sapient AIs. They were quite shocked to discover the neighboring fledgeling race not only coexisting, but prospering with their machines on equal terms.1yr ⋅ OneSaltyStoat ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Tonight, I shed my first tears since forever. All three of them. What even am I anymore?10mo ⋅ OneSaltyStoat ⋅ r/depression_memes
Humans are always ready to explore the stars, yet they still don't know many a thing about their own bodies.1yr ⋅ OneSaltyStoat ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
When there is a problem, there is like five different humans ready to propose a solution, each a different one1yr ⋅ OneSaltyStoat ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
While hovercraft technology is very common and widely used across the galaxy, humans have consistently preferred the use of the good ol', tried-and-true wheels and tracks to carry their vehicles. Is the ground rumbling beneath your lower appendages? It's the Terrans and their noisy steel behemoths!1yr ⋅ OneSaltyStoat ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, and Craig what he did to the Octarians during the GTW1yr ⋅ OneSaltyStoat ⋅ r/splatoon
While it's not uncommon for spacefaring civilizations to develop efficient waste minimization, Terran zero-waste protocols are second to none in their sector. Whenever a battle occurs or a starship ends up deserted, humans appear soon after, ready to clean up, reduce, reuse, and recycle.1yr ⋅ OneSaltyStoat ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Like fr though, it does feel kinda liberating to let that sink in5mo ⋅ OneSaltyStoat ⋅ r/depression_memes
There are few forces in the galaxy that can match the rage of a human protecting their offspring3wk ⋅ OneSaltyStoat ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Today I welcomed a new family member, which brightened my day exponentially. Everyone say hello to Tenshi8mo ⋅ OneSaltyStoat ⋅ r/depression_memes
From the moment I understood the weakness of your army... it disgusted me.2yr ⋅ OneSaltyStoat ⋅ r/NonCredibleDefense
I was watching OctoCoop just a minute ago, and I got struck by the smuggest Veemo in the universe1yr ⋅ OneSaltyStoat ⋅ r/octolism
Shortly after mankind joined the galactic community, the so-called googly eyes were considered a contraband. If anything, it only made the humans slap them onto EVEN MORE places and pieces of equipment9mo ⋅ OneSaltyStoat ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
Human cuisine is just like humans themselves - in equal part fascinating and terrifying.1yr ⋅ OneSaltyStoat ⋅ r/humansarespaceorcs
I see your sweater Chara, and I raise you a *jumpsuit* Chara!2yr ⋅ OneSaltyStoat ⋅ r/Charadefensesquad
I finally scrounged up enough sovs to get my space Rolls-Royce, and d___n, she's a sight to behold1yr ⋅ OneSaltyStoat ⋅ r/sunlessskies
Attention, all Anarchs: we're gangin' up on the Silver Fangs!2yr ⋅ OneSaltyStoat ⋅ r/WorldofDankmemes
That's gotta be one of the sweetest and most tearjerking moments in the game5yr ⋅ OneSaltyStoat ⋅ r/NightInTheWoods
Flag of Israel-Madagascar from Kaiserredux that r/vexillology mods took down for some goddamn reason3yr ⋅ OneSaltyStoat ⋅ r/vexillologycirclejerk
