An Echo detector is as useful as pushing water uphill with a rake, stalker.2wk ⋅ oneoldgrumpywalrus ⋅ r/stalker
I loved you since I picked you up from Wild Territory. Sleep well, sweetheart.3mo ⋅ oneoldgrumpywalrus ⋅ r/stalker
We thank you, oh bread, for revealing the cunning plans of your enemies to us...1yr ⋅ oneoldgrumpywalrus ⋅ r/stalker
I stole Gary Coleman's autobiography and it burns when I pee, stalker.1yr ⋅ oneoldgrumpywalrus ⋅ r/stalker
Outfit switcheroo with Mandy, Raven and Mavis [The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Teen Titans, Hotel Transylvania] (ttrop)3yr ⋅ oneoldgrumpywalrus ⋅ r/rule34
Steamy hot lesbian session between Cass, Veronica and Sarah1yr ⋅ oneoldgrumpywalrus ⋅ r/NewVegasMemes
I met some chick in a dilapidated Russian metro and she is kinda grinding my gears, stalker...6mo ⋅ oneoldgrumpywalrus ⋅ r/stalker
The will of the Monolith is strong. But do you know what's stronger? Family.1yr ⋅ oneoldgrumpywalrus ⋅ r/stalker
I feel bad for women, because their pants don't have built-in Space Anomalies, stalker.3mo ⋅ oneoldgrumpywalrus ⋅ r/stalker
I am carrying 50 kgs of Tourist's Delight and the Zone is about to fart, stalker.1yr ⋅ oneoldgrumpywalrus ⋅ r/stalker
I have actual, scientifically confirmed proof that Freedomers are brainless, stalker.1wk ⋅ oneoldgrumpywalrus ⋅ r/stalker
Colonel Prokhorov sent me to destroy The Master under Dead City. Took this pic before chucking a milk jug filled with thermite at his bitch's head.4mo ⋅ oneoldgrumpywalrus ⋅ r/stalker
I don't care how much he gives for artifacts in Clear Sky, because that greasy pig named Sidorovich, can still go keel over and die, by sucking the exhaust pipe of a rusty Moskvich.3mo ⋅ oneoldgrumpywalrus ⋅ r/stalker
Barkeep sent me to murk this chushpan in Cordon, stalker. I have been following them to Jupiter...1mo ⋅ oneoldgrumpywalrus ⋅ r/stalker
What do you mean Strelok destroyed the C-Con? We all know who did it, stalker.6mo ⋅ oneoldgrumpywalrus ⋅ r/stalker
Oi must foind Margaret Thatcher's snatch cork 'n wish fuh the World Cup to foinaly com' 'oum, gov'na.1wk ⋅ oneoldgrumpywalrus ⋅ r/stalker
barkeep i need vodka barkeep to turn off the brain scorcher barkeep1yr ⋅ oneoldgrumpywalrus ⋅ r/stalker
I ate one for breakfast and now I can communicate with Burers, stalker.11mo ⋅ oneoldgrumpywalrus ⋅ r/stalker
I hope you got everything to celebrate the New Year, stalkers! May it be better than the last one!1yr ⋅ oneoldgrumpywalrus ⋅ r/stalker
Duty Booty got me wanting to triumphantly march towards saving the planet from deadly anomalies, dangerous mutants, anarchists and bandits😤1yr ⋅ oneoldgrumpywalrus ⋅ r/stalker
I just ate an Exoskeleton worth of pickled Burer toes, stalker. Hope your meal was as succulent as mine, stalker.1yr ⋅ oneoldgrumpywalrus ⋅ r/stalker
I didn't go through a Space anomaly half a dozen times and fought a Psy-dog for 7000 RU, stalker. Go fuck yourself, Ozersky.3wk ⋅ oneoldgrumpywalrus ⋅ r/stalker
I stumbled in a Space Anomaly again and now I am hunting some mudak in a tacky suit, stalker.1yr ⋅ oneoldgrumpywalrus ⋅ r/stalker
Day 32 of being stuck in the Mojave Wasteland: I went to Utah and met a burn victim, stalker. I also did drugs and killed a bear, stalker.11mo ⋅ oneoldgrumpywalrus ⋅ r/stalker
Sidorovich sent his mother to collect 100 roubles from me, stalker.1yr ⋅ oneoldgrumpywalrus ⋅ r/stalker
If you want to pay homage to the games, brand yourself with something obscure, stalker.1mo ⋅ oneoldgrumpywalrus ⋅ r/stalker
Ever wondered who the Merc's Client and/or who is footing the bill so Freedom can have that sweet NATO weaponry? It's been right under our noses, stalker.3mo ⋅ oneoldgrumpywalrus ⋅ r/stalker
