To make a point about girls who like him
Only if I die.
Nothing plain or boring for me, please. I choose elephant dick. In my anus.
How to piss someone off in an instant
-Management and definitely not Cody
Some solid dating advice
Luckily he only found the kitten
Thanks, I hate this ice cream flavour
Are you sure we got the right tickets? The Beatles?
First time flying.
Thanks, I hate his actual skin colour
Not exactly a sense, but close enough
Microsoft Store Opening soon in Oxford Circus, London. First European store!
This snack bag that has two tear points on the sides for when you get nearer to the end
7 week old baby hears sound for the first time
When you realise only 2 of the Kings have not declared their kingliness
Thanks, I hate normal Trump
You're safe today, Not Brian
Thanos honouring Nike's 30th Anniversary of 'Just Do it.'
My friend sent me this Longclaw, so I looked for a relevant quote from the books to send back. It did not disappoint. Not one inch.
To flip off a diving board
I feel my Cakeday optimism was misplaced. When this day is done, half of my karma will still exist.
Thanks, I hate foot-salad sandwiches
It is my duty as a woman to ensure that my Flesh Prison remains Well Cooked by the Death Orb
To call out an actor for lip-syncing.
Try telling that to Gru
PsBattle: This family celebrating a birthday in traditional style
Scientists Discover That Hip Hop Produces The Most Delicious Cheese
Asking for advice on Breath of the Wild
Soundtrack is on sale on both CD and Cassette
Sometimes you must sacrifice everything. Nike's 30th Anniversary of 'Just Do it.'