That face is the face of the childless type who would tell you to “SHUT THAT BABY UP!”

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This kid is living in 2030

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Inaudible Minecraft noises

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Bat cow speaks only facts

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Even Mother Earth recognizes the love

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Drowning for the greater good

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Do you want Skynet? Because that's how you get Skynet

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Four hard-won years, I’ve never felt like a better me!

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Someone who as anxiety

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Rage-quit! I'm out!

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Who’s keeping track? I’m looking forward to the December boss fight!

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Ripped bones

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After 3 years of under or complete unemployment and Im almost 3 years clean and sober, this sight feels good! I have all this cleaned and lined up ready for the working week. Life is finally starting to normalize...

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I’m so badass

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Childhood ruined

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Good boy is here now

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Feeling wholesome today

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New day, new PB.

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The Karens are fighting back... Just not smartly though.

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Lunchbox came back full of half-eaten vegetables, lunch packing just got a whole lot easier.

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Condensed milk on everything

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What a roller coaster 2020 continues to be

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We arrived at a true “Pet-Friendly hotel”... she immediately understood...

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Time to kill

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A true hero in a crazy world

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Hung the hand drying instructions boss

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While we wait for her COVID-19 test results, she made herself a low-budget Steve cosplay.

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As a serial sports hater

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Stapled my kids treehouse, I think they think I’ve lost my mind.

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Guinea pigs are anxiety irl

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Thanks, I’m no longer lost!

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Don’t trust hippos with your chil... never mind

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Mind blowing change of mind

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Let's get piss!

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Woke up 3 years ago today! Sobriety isn't easy but it's worth it.

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Dont stop the free bit but im not paying, nope

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We don’t deserve dogs.

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A coworker noticed my boots needed replacing, I'm casual and new boots are at my cost. These were waiting for me at my workstation.

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Encouragement cat sees you

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🔥 TIL that a group of ladybugs is called a ”loveliness” of ladybugs. Anyway, here's a loveliness I found walking this weekend.

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Just don't let feelings rule your life!

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*Holy music stops*

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I don’t even know what kind of tree this is but it’s near a busy roundabout and it needed it.

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Old me looking forward to present me...3 years sober today!

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First staple on this beautiful old gum tree

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Fed bread to this gum on my street.

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Thicc lucky cat I found at my local

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Reflecting over the last 12 months I feel feelings.

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When you’re about to be poor, don’t be poor

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I love it when a plan comes together

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Florida Man

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Hello darkness my old friend

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About 3 times a day...

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My mother is starting her own business, she asked me to tell my friends. I have no friends so I’m telling you.

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Parents everywhere will get this

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Fun in the sand dunes

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2020 have mercy

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How can I unlock my brain

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She can’t today

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A wild Rick Astley appeared in r/blursedimages

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While the rest of the world is celebrating New Year’s Eve I’ll be celebrating 1,000 days sober TODAY!

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EpiPen in the glove compartment should have it back to normal soon enough

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Wholesome Boy Next-Door you cant see.

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Luther with shaved arms

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Any love for Robbie Rotten meme that took way to long to make?

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Brighter than 1,000 suns!

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I'm too high for this

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My new spy bot is almost ready for deployment

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My daughter made me a chocolate/meat-worst burger that spelt her name, yeah.

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Landury wars and im losing

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Can you use some jelly on bread?

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Alex Jones is the Shardis

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This is so intentional it can't be real

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Today, I got to hold the hand of my wife as she recovered from anesthesia. Surgery to repair what 4 pregnancies did to her abdominals went really well and she slowly regained consciousness as she reached for my hand... this simple moment made me smile.

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I can’t even be mad, I’ve been outplayed

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He is more modest than, than almost anyone else.

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Thanks, I hate bedtime stories

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Hotdogs

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This is what big-brain irl looks like

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MCC beat the Olympic broadcast in viewer numbers...

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Couldn’t afford new work boots, these were on my workbench this morning!

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Keep your vice in a vice

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ASD youngster accidentally spends $11k on in-app purchases while his father is busy nursing his mother in end-stage ovarian cancer, I wish I was making this up...

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“Dad, I’m scared of the dark. Please leave the lights on!”

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Moon Knight vs Batman

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After a 10hr shift at work, I collapsed on the couch and fell asleep. 12yr old had cooking lessons today and I woke up to this on the table... (Mum was watching, she cooked it all!)

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Found this device dumped in a carpark, time-travel confirmed

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I don’t understand why, but it seems to work.

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Found a sucker in the wild!

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You know who you are

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Well that response came out of absolutely nowhere

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“Come meet my Dad” she said. “It’ll be fun!” She said.

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Duuun dun duuun dun dun dun dun dun

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Is there still love for the boys?

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She sees into your soul

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I see your flat well maintained path... desire sees a quicker way.

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My SO sent me this... apparently posting her screenshot here isn’t the correct reaction.

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This has been my EDC for the last 5 years, it was even used to cut a wedding cake when a bride and groom found themselves knifeless, F in the comments

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This couple, for reasons unknown, didn’t have a knife to cut the wedding cake, after a bit of confusion I offered my EDC. A LeatherMan Wave. They went with it and created a moment I think the sub needs to share in!

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What I thought was a boundary line was actually a desire path made by joggers

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I asked my kids to unpack the dishwasher, I think they want me dead

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Hot pants AND cargoes

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I tried multitasking as a male, cooking lasagna and reading a good book while it cooks. This is what failure looks like.

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Most EDC dad ever.

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“Big breakfast” served on a hot slate that scorched the table and left all the juices leaking onto said table/my lap.

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My elderly neighbour gave this to my child because she liked it... The sticker on the back says “Adaptation of Radiance, Erte 1985” is this anything?

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Got a hammock to help my ASD daughter self soothe... This is how she uses it

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A 3 day old map of Australia with all the active bushfires ranked by intensity, red being the worst.

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Landlines are just for scammer faller-forers

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Big red car, cold spaghetti, A Lifetime of War, fruit salad yummy yummy... Road tripping with kids!

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A little more on top please

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Found these happy/pissy snails at work today

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Russian father who forced his ​paedophile ​best friend to dig his own grave and kill himself after ​discovering he had sexually abused​ his daughter, six, is freed from jail a year early after serving just six months

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They do got a lot of boomieBoom sticks

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Knowledge is power

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Power move 100

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My sign tect is almost invisible, can someone please make it read, “6 yrears sober today, last drink 2017.”

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Sleep is a free trial of death and we absolutely love that crap

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I'd wear anything if I was paid to do so

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Grandmotherly advice...

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This pizza shop knows where it at

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Today I’ve made 2 years sober... Low-key excitement here

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I need school to re-open.

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In my defence, it's the weekend

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The man says “Go left!” But desire says no!

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Can someone please erase the text on this epic smoking protesters sign?

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These IKEA cutout overalls.

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Can somebody please remove the text in the final panel please?

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Kurt Cobain, May 18, 1986

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Im scared of the internet

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This is a 3 day old image of all the active bushfires in Australia.

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Alien face-hugger abomination

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Gf inception layer 4

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F to pay respect

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PsBattle: Dog with ball

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Some old guy and a band

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Next, let's stop paper straws

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Glad he's feeling better

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Can somebody blank out the crap written on this guy’s board please? I think it could be captioned better...

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I’m going back inside now...

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I secretly share the suck on all crowded busses I board, hail Nimrod

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Woke up this morning and my girls gave this good girl a pedicure, I just can’t!

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[Specific] Can someone please remove the text of this comic so it can be a blank template?

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I'm a casual worker here and things are tight financially at the moment. A coworker noticed that my work boots were causing me discomfort and needed replacement. I turned up to work today with these waiting at my workstation.

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Without using words, tell me your plans for the weekend.

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Installed the security camera boss

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