I WoNdEr wHiCh is GeNuiNe?! Oh, and Obama released his birth certificate over a year prior to her tweet. Just in case anyone is still pretending that’s what this is all about.

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Screams into pillow as Louisiana women proudly take away healthcare from other Louisiana women. Happy for women in South Carolina at least.

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What have you done Colin Robinson!?!

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Bed bugs game, mid 1980s. My partner had no idea what I was talking about so please validate my childhood memory.

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Shut up, baby dicks. Roxy is hands down the best minor character.

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Senator Foghorn Leghorn spotted near Prytania and First. To whichever of you fellow degenerates that did this, thank you and I love you.

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Squishy rubber balls a little less than 1/2 inch in diameter with divots. Found about a dozen in the street outside my house.

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My head is spinning right now.

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If you Citizen Detectives need another excellent puzzle-box show to fill the void after this Sunday...

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My dog looking wasted AF. She likes to sit upright on the couch like a human, but always ends up sliding down into this zero effs position. She’s a classy broad.

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Reminder: we pay Peter Bowen $183,290 a year.

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I do love you Joe, but you old. So I'm gonna leave this right here.

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Mayor and NOPD announce the purchase of new police motorcycles...

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3 years ago this week I was heartbroken after losing my dog of 13 years. When I went to the SPCA to donate her food I saw this starved and abused bully girl. I was smitten and took her home. It’s one quick, irrational decision that I’m really glad I made. Happy Adoption-versary to my pound puppy ❤️

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I guess this is why Royce Duplessis is going hard into making up crap about Mandie Landry and running dishonest smear ads. His donor list is apparently a who’s who of the biggest Trump/GOP donors in the state, many of which are also big oil & gas companies. Gross.

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Cantrell: “No one is being given special treatment!”... hard cringe.

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I hope the farm at Hillshire burns to the ground for this abomination. (More in comments)

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I hope this doesn't break any ROTR. Just a friendly reminder for all... Also anyone braver than myself feel free to post it elsewhere.

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The only thing shorter than this year’s carnival season is the Nyx lineup. Ya hate to see it!

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Rep. Alex Andrade self-own of the year. ‘I don’t have kids, so why would I care if the schools suck?’

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Thank you guys for the Toups recipe intel. My first gumbo was amazing and now my Cajun boyfriend thinks I’m all hot shit in the kitchen. But it was y’all.

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For folks who have asked for a list of which Reps voted for/against this week’s failed bill that would’ve legalized recreational marijuana. Need to find out who your Rep. is? https://www.legis.la.gov/legis/findmylegislators.aspx

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Ah yes, New Orleans is lovely in the Sring....

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Excuse me, WHAT? These numbers must be from the state’s insane privatized prison/correctional facilities, right?

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Y’all, it’s going to be really ugly when #PensacolaLovesPedos starts trending. (Link in comments)

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Second time in 2 days there have been zero buses on the #11 route. I used to love the RTA.

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Found on my car after parking on the street in a perfectly legal spot. “You know that someone parks here on a regular. Stay in your lane + don’t be the person.” I can’t wait to leave a note of my own.

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Since it annoyed me how tedious it was to find a roll call for how all our LA Representatives voted on the failed (for now) rec. marijuana legalization bill this week, I'm going to post it here as well.

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I’m finally accepting that the annual infrastructure shitshow that is Mardi Gras has caused my buttons (and most of the rest of my mail from the past month) to be lost forever. But I still wanted to give Dan a shoutout because it truly is the thought that counts!

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