I had it monologing about it’s deadly “ heart rend gaze” the moment the players entered its lair11mo ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/dndmemes
I have seen everything that has ever happened, ever will happen, ever could happen, and yet, what the hell is this?11mo ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/dndmemes
“It might be a wee bit to heavy for you at the moment, but you’ll grow in to it, I promise yee that”1yr ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/dndmemes
Monstrous hero’s is a book that will allow you to play a monster as your class. Once it comes out, I know this is gonna happen to someone. If not my table, someone else’s1yr ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/dndmemes
If you aren’t going to attempt to be social, don’t play a social game. Your descriptions don’t have to be good, but put some effort in at least1yr ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/dndmemes
No persuasion isn’t mind control. Ok I use actual mind control then. NOOOO!!!!1yr ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/dndmemes
Happened a couple sessions ago when we found someone trying to sacrifice a young girl to a lake monster1yr ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/dndmemes
When you look at the details of the lore, you start to realize the magnitude of possibilities1yr ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/dndmemes
I don’t mean rhetorically, or poetically, or hypothetically, or theoretically or in any other fancy way1yr ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/dndmemes
*casting shapechange * “ I’m gonna have to interrupt you. This monologue is really starting to 😏 drag-on”1yr ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/dndmemes
It’s the caster utility with the martial simplicity people chose martial classes for. It’s the best option1yr ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/dndmemes
I guess the excess water can trail off behind you. Can I do this with other elementals?2yr ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/dndmemes
Dms and players of Reddit, what is the most chilling/disturbing/cold/cursed quote you’ve heard in game?1yr ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/dndmemes
It’s a cool fight , sure. We don’t have to upvote a bijillion times the third time it’s posted each month11mo ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/dndmemes
I smell profits, nice juicy profits . ( a meat chunk sells for 3 silver a piece )1yr ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/dndmemes
Some of y’all would rather complain you can’t do something then acknowledge page 249 of the dmg . Seriously just read the page before complaining about stuff1yr ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/dndmemes
Don’t worry guys , gals, and gender neutral titles that start with G, I fixed the martial- caster power gap . No need to thank me2yr ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/dndmemes
Have I ever in my 5 years of playing or dming been in a situation where this is useful information? No. Will your dm allow it? No. But it’s still pretty neat1yr ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/dndmemes
The more I see this spell mentioned online , the more convinced I am that most people never actually read the spell and assumed it was a pretty big thing. This should be called anti magic bubble1yr ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/dndmemes
Hot take : the existence of liches that don’t need to feed on souls invalidates all regular liches and turns them into evil for evils sake .1yr ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/dndmemes
They’d be expecting us to do something stupid, and they know that we’d never do what they expected, so they will think we will do something smart, so let’s do something stupid to catch them off guard - Rugnar the barbarian1yr ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/dndmemes
Yay, dark forest solution to the Fermi paradox be damned. Keep sending up those radio transmissions, they might be friendly1yr ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/distressingmemes
Yeah they’ll read the results , but we already know that they’re going to lie though1yr ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/dndmemes
Am I the only one who had no clue what in the 9 hells he was talking about ?1yr ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/dndmemes
The official dnd instagram is blocking anyone who comments about the Pinkertons in there comments btw . I’m sure that will make all there problems just disappear1yr ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/dndmemes
More movies, video games, maybe animated shows like vox machina perhaps . If that’s bad news, I’m not clear why1yr ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/dndmemes
Yeah I know it’s just a leak and nothings been confirmed , but this is just getting comical at this point1yr ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/dndmemes
Eliminating all choices and then saying you can flavor this into whatever you want isn’t actually giving us more choices. We could already do that1yr ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/dndmemes
That explains why she isn’t using spells, her spell slots were spent on polymorph1yr ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/dndmemes
It’s so much more fun letting the martials use spell scrolls . I find that the casters I dm for often forget they even have them unless it’s a higher level then they can cast1yr ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/dndmemes
Player: I misty step away and cast fireball. .......... Dm: no you can only cast one spell per turn2yr ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/dndmemes
Well that sucked when I learned more about the hospital that blueberry dragon came from1yr ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/dndmemes
My characters daughter made the strongest military in the setting scared of goats. What epic pranks have you seen in dnd?1yr ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/dndmemes
The writers were definitely hitting the lotus a little heavy this episode3mo ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/PercyJacksonMemes
No!!! My character sheet is malfunctioning. Oh wait , no it isn’t . Because I don’t pay useless people for useless shit.1yr ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/dndmemes
I mean I was probably gonna review bomb the ardling till they gave up anyway, but looks like the whole system is getting the treatment1yr ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/dndmemes
Anyways, there’s no point telling you this because you won’t be alive to tell any- hey , are you awake? Hey assholes! Are you even fucking awake !1yr ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/dndmemes
Glyph of Theseus 2 electric boogaloo: if option 3, what if I change the name of the ship?1yr ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/dndmemes
This was actually for my characters daughter, but it could work really well for a pc as well. Your backstory is important to your character and there ideals , bonds, flaws and fears even if they have amnesia2yr ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/dndmemes
Please read the rules before accusing someone of lying or making up random OP homebrew1yr ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/dndmemes
Not terrible , not from Facebook, not a meme . I swear I could post a random page of the Bible on that sub and get over a thousand upvotes10mo ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/memesopdidnotlike
Why do they immediately assume they’re talking about homosexuality or something ? Plenty of reasons to be mad at society10mo ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/memesopdidnotlike
Being able to do 60 damage one round banishments 6 times with no save is pretty good. If only the entire class didn’t suck now1yr ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/dndmemes
If we’re going to empathize with Keon, we should emphasize with Terrence 1mo ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/unOrdinary
It’s ok to ban things. What isn’t ok is waiting for a player to waste a spell preparation( much less the spell slot ) , and then making it absolutely useless. This goes for illusions as well11mo ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/dndmemes
I’m not saying it’s likely or not, but it’s within the realm of possibility1yr ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/dndmemes
Boycott lesson 101: stop buying stuff from the people your trying to boycott1yr ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/dndmemes
Just because they get there power from somewhere else doesn’t mean they’re atheists2yr ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/dndmemes
You can be edgy and have parents, you can be edgy and not because of one tragic backstory but cuz you have the memory of several lives and don’t know which one is which, you can be edgy but trying your best to be a good person yet feeling your inner demons pull at you .1yr ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/dndmemes
There were some people who evidently did read the page and still disagreed with me and that’s fine, but wow . Why were there so many people like this1yr ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/dndmemes
Seriously a little effort goes along way. You don’t have to speak in character but you can at least give a description.2yr ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/dndmemes
Making fun of high level martials being weak is fun, but watching a spell caster go out of their way during downtime to address the issue is even more fun1yr ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/dndmemes
So your mom is the champion of a goddess, your sister invented reusable spell scrolls, your younger brother is a archmage working on a magical nuke and being tricked into think it’s a power source, and you are ? “ I’m a local musician “1yr ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/dndmemes
I’m more looking forward to Kobold press project black flag, but I’m sure both will be great1yr ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/dndmemes
Get on your hands and knees and beg me for mercy ( no action required ) p.s. this is from the epic legacy for 5e book1yr ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/dndmemes
“ look I don’t feel great about it either, but I’d rather mind control him to go buy flowers for his love interest then suck his soul out and condemn him to undeath”- my character1yr ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/dndmemes
Smart enemies take ransoms. They’d only kill if they’re dumb or have a reason to make it personal1yr ⋅ odeacon ⋅ r/dndmemes
