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race theory

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行く! 行く! マペットレイプマシン

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batter up

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🪦 RIP DOMMY MOMMY 🪦

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got milk?

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signal of affection

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rodeo clown town pound

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new year, new you

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15th level

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nightmare fuel can melt steel beams

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knot my problem

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number chains

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forbidden snack

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the third participant? nephew robin

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worlds greatest detective

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nut draw

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movie references

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cultural exchange

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what they were made for

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chem trails made 'em that way...

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close encounters of the challenger kind

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cloning blues

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nads....in...spaaaaacccceeeeee....

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wag the dog

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buddy rich

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hog calling the sow ham

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this is why he's not on the rules committee...

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COO-ool WEEEE'P

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kindertinder

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sodom arabia

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so thick ass keep shaking' but the money keep falling'

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taking the thigher road

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its raining men

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colorblind

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...pergers...yea...he eats people with aspergers...

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erectpectations

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elephallic

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Big Bird, you're on the third line tonight. Way ahead of you coach. I'm already on my fourth.

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meth-od to the madness

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Bobby Fisching

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sick burn

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copying that 🌴 token like a pro

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Imagination

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hiding up inside his attic on some Harry Potter business

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Heart's Desire

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brothel sprouts

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Frank Sinatra Soundtracks

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HUMONGOUS TERMINATOR DADDIES

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come on up and vaccine me sometime

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All truly great thoughts are conceived by walking.

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high fructose porn syrup

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