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When the cute guy in line notices, then says he want's to see it, it's pretty standard that if I find him cute enough, I'll take it out right there. What's the old slogan for the postal service? If it fits, it ships? Well, it didn't fit, but he sure tried!

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When the cute guy in line notices, then says he want's to see it, it's pretty standard that if I find him cute enough, I'll take it out right there. What's the old slogan for the postal service? If it fits, it ships? Well, it didn't fit, but he sure tried!

When I whip it out, the straight boys suddenly can't stop staring and usually it leads to more.

3yr ⋅

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Who wants to sleep over tonight? Heads up; I don't wear pants to bed and I sleep with a snake!

3yr ⋅

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13.5in vs size 14.5 foot

2yr ⋅

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This how I lay my cock out when my buddies stop by. I grew up w/ my dad's gigantic leaking tasty cock out in my face like this 24/7 & normalized it for me. No complaints and more straight mouth on my cock than I can count. Best part: All my str8 buds think they're the only one who sucked me off!

4yr ⋅

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Hangin' out in 5 Guys the other day.

2yr ⋅

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With buds @ my Starbucks. One dared me to get my cock hard & take it out. The other (in pic) didn't think I would & said if I did he'd slurp the head. So I got almost fully hard & took it out. He wouldn't let a pic be taken doing it but my bud took it just after he sucked my head for a sec.

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It's been a few months since I measured. I guess I need to update my bio. Totally soft here too. Hard, it actually get's a little bigger lol

3yr ⋅

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Warmer weather inspired an evening run in these 100% see through shorts. Stopped at Walmart after to grab some bottled water and turned A LOT of heads, ALL DUDES!

3yr ⋅

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Lettin' it hang out. Figured you all might like to see a new pic of the big boy. Let him out at the gym like this when I was using the leg press.

3yr ⋅

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Chaturbate: Come and play right now!

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[26] Was at the gym and something came up. Would you have grabbed it if you'd been the guy standing there watching me?

3yr ⋅

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Showin' off in Target for a hot employee who wanted to see it.

4yr ⋅

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Hangin' out @ 5Guys, waiting for my pick-up order. Two twinks noticed my bulge, dared me to take it out. So I did, left it out the entire time I waited, about 10 min.

2yr ⋅

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Didn't have time to post this before work this morning. Almost completely soft.

2yr ⋅

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You asked, here's an updated measuring shot! Not 100% soft but nowhere near hard, just sort of, awake.

2yr ⋅

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Warm summer throwback letting my bull nuts breathe by the pool. So full of creamy goodness!

3yr ⋅

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Which would you prefer, unleaded, or Highcocktaine?

4yr ⋅

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Dude @ the gym wouldn't hold it in the pic after staring, but he stood there while I took the pic. Though he was all about it after my phone was put away! lol

3yr ⋅

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You think sweatpants turn heads? Try going commando in white skinny jeans!

4yr ⋅

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Since I did this for another sub, I figured I'd show everyone here a lil salute love! Hanging soft at 7.6inches Gets lots of attention in the locker room at the gym.

5yr ⋅

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It's that time of year again! My yummy cinnamon rolls w/ sugar love freshly squeezed glaze!

3yr ⋅

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100% Soft, thick and 11 long shows so obvious it might as well just be hanging out in plain view. What do you think? Pants too tight? Is this obscene? lol It always shows this much.

3yr ⋅

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Some perspective for you all... totally soft and significantly longer than a Venti cup from Starbucks. While the cup is empty, I'm totally full.

4yr ⋅

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So how many have you seen a hung dude, go commando in white pants! Oh the heads that turn!

4yr ⋅

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Just an update. No new tube yet, but manual pulling and hanging a 8lb weight off it has kept the length intact!

3yr ⋅

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Letting my big meaty bull nuts hang free and breathe while waiting at the chiropractors office. Cute receptionist went from trying not to stare to smiling.

3yr ⋅

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Still pumping! Between 9.5 and 10in long when soft now! Loving all the attention it gets now! Used to turn a few heads, now turning TONS of heads. This is how I wear my pants whenever I go out! Anyone who looks & is paying attention, gets to see my thick veiny cock going nearly 1/2 way down my leg!

4yr ⋅

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Chaturbate: Come and play right now!

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Fuck the stalkers! I won't punish my fans because a few retarded losers can't respect boundaries. SO here's my cock today. Tons of fucking stares, smiles and a few winks!

4yr ⋅

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When the Starbucks barista says he'll give you a free drink if you show him what's in your pants. Right there at the counter! Smacked it down on the counter a few times then took this shot.

3yr ⋅

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I got tons of requests for this! So folks this is my dad! The monster 10 soft (almost 12 hard) cock my bro and I grew up with, now you know why we didn't think we were that big until we started public high school. A monster slab of meat like this skewed our perspective. Looks damn sexy for a 44yo!

4yr ⋅

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When you're 6'5 tall & hung like me, you don't fit well on public toilets. But some of you like to see an example so here you go.

3yr ⋅

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Went out for a walk today. All things considered, only passed about 5 people. But, they ALL stared! Felt good to show off my huge cock with all this corona craziness going on. Can't wait until we're past it all.

4yr ⋅

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Who wants to sleep over tonight? DMs open.

3yr ⋅

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Lots of requests to see my cock being pumped. Here you go! Fully soft & pumped up to a full 10 inches, also currently my hard length too. A few hours after pumping it relaxes down to a little less than 10 & stays there for a few days. Loving the stunned reactions my dick bulge gets in public now!

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Dude walking past me muttered Holy shit, just after he passed. Few minutes later he circled back around and smiled as he passed a second time. He was cute too, if he'd said something, I'd have let him play count the veins with it.

4yr ⋅

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When your foot long tube is too small...

3yr ⋅

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Cock pumps DO work! Hangin' soft at just over 9inches long! Been pumping for the past week and already see roughly an inch and a quarter of growth in my soft length. LOVING the stares I'm getting! I went from right around 8 inches soft to about 9 and a quarter inches soft!

4yr ⋅

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Got asked what the size of my cock head/flare is. People think it's impossible when I say it's roughly 9in around. So here you go, measuring tape wrapped and not 100% hard.

2yr ⋅

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Since I got so many requests... here's me in the Yoga pants, flopped out. Also, my Yoga instructor is a sexy 33yo str8 dude in an open marriage who sucks dick like a pro! Don't ask me how I know!

4yr ⋅

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Turning heads with 10 of thick, soft dick meat at the gas pump. Dude on the other side of the pump kept staring but never got up the courage to say anything.

4yr ⋅

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Having a lil fun in Target.

4yr ⋅

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Fill 'er up! Totally soft and always creeping closer to the knee!

3yr ⋅

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Revealing the monster one inch at a time.

4yr ⋅

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Love going commando (I do it 24/7) and seeing dudes with their wives/gf's staring at my junk. One of my female friends calls me the bird dog because my bulge flushes out all the down-low gay/bi dudes. Anyone here enjoy seeing guys free-ball? I'm totally soft in this pic by the way.

5yr ⋅

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The old obligatory pants on & pants off pic. I actually hang lower with pants off. Too bad I gotta wear them to go places. Totally soft here at about 8inches long.

4yr ⋅

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Turned a lot of heads today at the gas station and the store.

4yr ⋅

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Both the UPS and FedEx dudes I passed today couldn't stop grinning. But the buff UPS driver let me inside his truck. What can Brown do for you? Well, he drove off with a butt full of creamy goodness!

4yr ⋅

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Was asked how big these bad boys are, roughly egg sized. Lotsa protein! Key ingredient in my popular Lobster Bisque that I let slow cook for 6+ hours.

4yr ⋅

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Took it out at the gym earlier, only 4 other dudes working out, left it hanging out like this for almost an hour. Two of them kept walking past, no idea how obvious they were.

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4yr ⋅

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When you're rollin' with a Rolex as your cock ring.

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My exgf called it the Womb Raider. Others call it the Toggle Bolt. Can't begin to count the pussies and assholes the head of my cock has wrecked on pull out!

4yr ⋅

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I usually substitute one cup of water with at least three-quarters cup of fresh semen when cooking rice. Gives it a nice flavor that works great with chicken.

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Got invited to dinner at a new friend's house. He made chili, served it and proceeded to step out and take a phone call. Left me for nearly an hour! So I jerked and shot a load in his chili, then offered to warm it up for him. He came back, ate and went back for seconds. My close friends know better

2yr ⋅

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New cock pump tube arrived! 22 inches long! I maxed out my foot long tube, so now I see just how far I can go!

3yr ⋅

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With the big ball dropping tonight, I figured I'd drop both mine! These may be my new back up pair of yoga pants!

4yr ⋅

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Got asked to see how far I stretch when I'm 100% soft. So stuffed my fingers in my foreskin, hooked 'em and I caught a whopper! Roughly 9in long here not counting the foreskin.

4yr ⋅

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It's the holiday season! That means I whip out my home made sugar glaze/icing for all my baked treats! It's that special, secret ingredient that keeps 'em coming back for more!

4yr ⋅

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If my balls look tired, they are. 3 loads a day for the past 5 days to fill all the requests this year. 3 dozen cookies, 4 cinnamon loaves with glaze and so far 2 batches of egg nog. Also, phone stuck in weird clarification mode that makes everything hyper sharp and texturized.

4yr ⋅

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26yo dude 6'5 tall, uncut (TOTALLY SOFT) at 7.6 in my jeans. Proud to go commando. Any other dudes with me on this? Women check me out rarely, 99% of stares come from dudes. I'm bi so it's all good.

5yr ⋅

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Chaturbate: Come and play right now!

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Found old load of mine in fridge & decided to use it for dinner party tonight! Shrimp Alfredo! Cook as usual, allow sperm to warm up to room temp, mix in powdered parmesan cheese. Place shrimp on bed of fettuccini coated with Alfredo sauce, then pour load over shrimp & serve. Got rave reviews!

3yr ⋅

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My Yoga pants... are shockingly popular. No one minds my bulge or that they work their way down during class, showing off a lot more than I thought they'd be okay with.

4yr ⋅

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To collect my loads I squeeze my dickhead into this jar (tight fit!) Saves any stray shots being lost! Unload my balls, then refrigerate it or pour it in the freezer container. Today I added it fresh to the recipe I'm working on going out in the morning! Rock hard here! Check the other post for more

4yr ⋅

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It's a whole meal and I tried to get it all in frame. Oh well, where would YOU start?

3yr ⋅

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Why underwear is pointless for me. Balls take up so much that there's no room for my dick.

4yr ⋅

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My big fat 8in softy thrown over the seat... Sadly my balls do hang down in the water. This is why I only use the urinals in public bathrooms. At home or fam's I don't care that my dick lays over the seat or my balls fall in the water. But never in public, that's asking for the plague.

4yr ⋅

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The old obligatory pants on & pants off pic. I actually hang lower with pants off. Too bad I gotta wear them to go places. Totally soft here at about 8inches long.

4yr ⋅

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Well, I found a new place to pack my toothbrush when I travel! LOL Yes it fits completely.

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Still coming down from a pump session from early this morning.

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So when everyone else is doing the Bic lighter challenge, I decided to do the soda can challenge. Since I'm 6'5 tall, my bulge & cock are pretty proportionate with my hands/body. This should give you adequate perspective of how huge my dick bulge is when I'm 100% soft.

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I realized I hadn't posted this directly to my wall. So here you go, one of my fav things to do is sound my cock with a ribbed plastic straw. It's over a foot long and when I'm in the mood I'll plunge almost all of it in and out until I bust and it streams out of the end.

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The whole enchilada! I got some dork complaining that I post too many bulge pics and not enough full cock pics. So their complaining is all my followers reward! Will post a hard shot soon.

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Nuts... at 6'5 tall and hanging soft at almost 8in long my nuts roughly the size of eggs sorta get lost in the background. So here's a nice feature of them! These fuckers have made so much jizz that's been mixed in so much food it'd blow your minds.

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Since everyone's loving my big meaty balls, here's another shot of the protein barrels. Did you know sperm mixed with confectioners sugar, vanilla, diced pecans and cinnamon make a great swirl mixture for homemade ice cream? My cinnamon NUT swirl is a favorite I get asked for this time of year.

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I'm that dude who doesn't back down from a dare. Seriously.

4yr ⋅

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Got a lot of requests to see my whole package out while wearing my Yoga pants. So here you go! Got deep-throated after class today by the cute 33yo dude who teaches our class. He's straight in an open marriage but REALLY knows how to suck a dick!

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Throwback to my asshole that's seen more straight dick than anything else. Those dudes always say it looks like a pussy! Proof that I'm hung like a horse in front... AND in back! Versatile top with a trashed hole who knows how to to trash a hole!

4yr ⋅

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Fastest way to get my ball juice out is to stuff a big ribbed straw down my dick pipe and get ready for the blast.

4yr ⋅

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Cold winter shrinkage is a bitch. Around 7in soft here, usually closer to 8in. Wish I had a hottie (guy or girl) with me to pet it or sit on it to warm it up to it's normal size.

4yr ⋅

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A few degrees warmer today and things are more back to normal, rocking out at around 8in soft in my super soft, super thin pants. Buddy of mine said Dude I can see the veins in your cock through those pants!

4yr ⋅

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Earlier at the gym with an audience.

3yr ⋅

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Taken before going out earlier. Rolex makes a slightly uncomfortable cock ring. Leaves some gnarly indentations in the skin! But... it works!

4yr ⋅

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As Sir Mix-A-Lot said I'm long and strong and down to get the friction on! But seriously, when I get asked to take it out, I tell them It takes a lot of effort to get it out of my pants. They don't call me Moose for nothing. 26, bi & chill! DMs open! Say hi!

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Underwear problems. Never will fit comfortably. Though I love being in the locker room at the gym like this and seeing who notices. EVERYONE does lol. If you count my foreskin, that's 8in of length.

4yr ⋅

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Where the secret sauce is made! When they say Wow, this tastes amazing, what'd you put in it? I go Old Swedish secret ingredient. Freshly squeezed usually, otherwise it comes from the freezer, is thawed and added as needed.

4yr ⋅

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Chaturbate: Come and play right now!

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These babies were so damn full when I took this pic. Full of thick, warm, gooey, sweet (my loads taste sweet) Christmas magic!

4yr ⋅

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Free-balling at Whole Foods recently! 26, 6'5tall, 7.6 soft and thick. DMs welcome, tons more pix in my post history. Love walking around and pretending I don't notice the stares and attention. Any other dudes into doing this? Any dudes love seeing this?

5yr ⋅

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Winter Coat and almost 8 soft inches in my pants. Gotten a ton of stares today. DMs open!

4yr ⋅

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Showin' off at the pool for the 18yo senior boys. 25yo 6'5 Bi jock. Got playfully heckled by them from the pool about stuffing my shorts. So I gave 'em a show & got their attention! Love bicurious guys who like to fool around (we did).

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Started pumping in Jan. Almost 10 thick, veiny inches going down my leg now. Turning heads every day commando 24/7. What would you do if you saw me in public? Stop me to talk? Try to sneak a pic? Stare from a distance?

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Lots of requests, so here I am! Rock hard! Tip of foreskin is right at the 10in mark. Wore my favorite black jeans so you could see the difference between bulging soft at nearly 8in and raging hard at almost a full 10in. Also full coverage foreskin even when hard!

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26yo, 6'5 tall rockin' a lil more than 10.5 inches thick and soft here. Best part of being pansexual is that when the ladies decline in fear of wreckage, the bro's are all eagerly lined up to volunteer as tribute.

4yr ⋅

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I'm ALWAYS wearing a Rolex...

4yr ⋅

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When they ask for proof of size.

3yr ⋅

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26yo, 6'5 w/ 10 long, uncut & thick softy gettin' all the stares when I go commando every day. DMs open.

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I was recently told I should groom it all down to just under half an inch long. What are your thoughts?

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[Verification] First post! At 6'5 tall my big hands make my 8.6+'er look average. Hope I qualify!

6yr ⋅

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26yo, 6'5 w/ 10 long, uncut & thick softy gettin' all the stares when I go commando every day. DMs open.

4yr ⋅

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To shave or not to shave. Seriously though, being 6'5 tall, big frame/hands etc, I gotta have something to provide perspective when I take dick pics. Otherwise I've been told I just look... average. Do you agree?

5yr ⋅

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26, 6'5 (bi) and 7.6in soft (9.5 hard). Question: I've gone commando 24/7 since the 9th grade. The subs for bulges love me, I get lots of smirks/smiles & stares in public wherever I go. What's the general opinion here about huge dick-print/bulge? Yay or nay? Ladies & gents, me know your thoughts!

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Showin' off at the pool for the 18yo senior boys. 25yo 6'5 Bi jock. Got playfully heckled by them from the pool about stuffing my shorts. So I gave 'em a show & got their attention! Love bicurious guys who like to fool around (we did).

6yr ⋅

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Can I get a rate?

3yr ⋅

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Another closeup of my foreskin. PMs Welcome ladies & gents!

6yr ⋅

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Morning after a night w/ 4 dudes from the gym. 3 bi-curious & 1 str8 after a few beers spent 5 hours fingering, eating fucking & DPing my ass. A hole well served.

6yr ⋅

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Started using a cock pump in Jan. Gained nearly 2in of length soft. Approaching 10in soft and fat. Love the looks I get in public! Nothing left to the imagination, all the way to the veins! Ladies and gents! What do you think?

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25yo Bi jock, hangin' out on the lawn at a restaurant with my buddies going on 38min now. NEVER dare me to take my cock out, I will. Hangin' soft around 7.5 about 2.5 hidden inside shorts. Only people to notice have been dudes. Nothing but smirks, smiles and stares. PMs welcome!

6yr ⋅

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Love going commando (I do it 24/7) and seeing dudes with their wives/gf's staring at my junk. One of my female friends calls me the bird dog because my bulge flushes out all the down-low bi dudes. Anyone here enjoy seeing guys free-ball? I'm totally soft in this pic by the way.

5yr ⋅

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26yo dude 6'5 tall, uncut (TOTALLY SOFT IN THIS PIC) at 7.6 inches long my jeans. I ALWAYS go commando, proud to strut through daily life flaunting my dick bulge. Any other dudes with me on this? Do any of you get turned on knowing that everyone around you can see your dick through your clothing?

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Started pumping in Jan. Gained nearly 2in so far, almost 10in soft! Love the stares I get now. Commando 24/7, everyone can see my thick veiny bulge.

4yr ⋅

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My pens kept going missing at my desk. So now I just keep 'em in my foreskin. Now, where can I fit my stapler?

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What can I say? I'll show it off anywhere I feel like it. No one has complained yet! 26, 6'5 tall, 7.6 soft in this pic. DMs open, say hi! Or just lemme know what you all think of a 24/7 free-baller!

5yr ⋅

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25yo dude, 6'5 tall, uncut and soft at 7.6 with a lot of foreskin. Been away for a while, but I'm back! Comments welcome from everyone! Bromo's hit me up!

6yr ⋅

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Quite literally 4Skin... was asked how long my foreskin is, so I measured by putting the ruler down in it. PMs welcome.

6yr ⋅

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Out with friends today. Walking through a park my friends (women) mention the stares I'm getting, says Everyone looking is like 'why does that guy have 4 girls with him? Then they see your dick and go OH, well no wonder! We all laughed. DMs open, 26yo 6'5, pansexual. Totally soft in this pic.

5yr ⋅

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Anyone like a pumped cock? 10 inches soft in the tube. Looking to max the tube out!

4yr ⋅

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25yo 6'5 tall jock, hangin' w/ my cock out on the lawn at a restaurant w/ my buddies for just over an hour now. NEVER dare me to take my cock out! I will! Hangin' soft around 7.5 about 2.5 hidden in shorts. Only people to notice have been dudes. All smiles & a couple thumbs up! PMs welcome!

6yr ⋅

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Underwear problems. Never will fit comfortably. Though I love being in the locker room at the gym like this and seeing who notices. EVERYONE does lol. If you count my foreskin, that's 8in of length.

4yr ⋅

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Chaturbate: Come and play right now!

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Lots of skin...

6yr ⋅

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