MFW inserting my menstrual cup makes an unexpectedly loud frog noise in the work bathrooms.6yr ⋅ Oblivinatior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW on Grace and Frankie they make a huge deal about a chin hair like a woman in her 70s is surprised by their existence.7yr ⋅ Oblivinatior ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
HIFW I'm at my husband's colleagues house warming, and some woman I've never met grabs my arm and said 'you come sit over here with the women'.10yr ⋅ Oblivinatior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Supposed to be 9 weeks pregnant, went in for a scan and growth was behind and they couldn't find a heartbeat. I still feel pregnant, there are no external signs that anything is wrong.6yr ⋅ Oblivinatior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF when I don't want to give failed applicants feedback on their applications, but I do and they are super grateful and seem to appreciate my tips and pointers.7yr ⋅ Oblivinatior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
OMG you guys, I have an ingrown hair on my labia, I squeezed it, it hit my eye. MRW.10yr ⋅ Oblivinatior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW we're watching Kiki's Delivery Service and my husband tells my toddler that the young man's relentless pursuing of Kiki is male privilege and the patriarchy in action bub.7yr ⋅ Oblivinatior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I actually use my Hitachi as a back massager and it totally gets the knot out of my back in like a minute before the battery runs out.9yr ⋅ Oblivinatior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW, the day of my pedicure, my dumb shoes scrape off all my nail polish.7yr ⋅ Oblivinatior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Maybe useful for anyone whose ring gets stuck (stolen from /r/oddlysatisfying)9yr ⋅ Oblivinatior ⋅ r/BabyBumps
Ladies on /r/babybumps are all bemoaning their giant mams, and I'm here with these new DDs all...10yr ⋅ Oblivinatior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Only been up for about two hours, but this is what I feel like doing...10yr ⋅ Oblivinatior ⋅ r/BabyBumps
Plexus pitch on my Cystic Fibrosis mum's group...it went on for like 10 screenshots.6yr ⋅ Oblivinatior ⋅ r/antiMLM
MRW the chemist is discussing my script and refers to my doctor as a he, by default, when in fact my doctor is a lady. This is the second time this has happened recently.9yr ⋅ Oblivinatior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW, during my OC marathon, I realise that young me was dumb to focus on the younger generation. Helloooo Sandy Cohen!10yr ⋅ Oblivinatior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Never really got the urge to take off your bra as soon as you got home, but now that I'm 7 weeks pregnant, HIFW when getting home and immediately taking off my bra.10yr ⋅ Oblivinatior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW reading on r/askmen where guys are worried about false rape accusations because 'feminists are getting carried away'.10yr ⋅ Oblivinatior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Actual bed head (an my hair was totally flat when I went to bed)10yr ⋅ Oblivinatior ⋅ r/shorthairedhotties
MRW leaving the party early, tired, sober and pregnant; and realised that it was nearing midnight there was a way better way the husband and I could see in the new year than a public pash.10yr ⋅ Oblivinatior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Read here recently about someone who got a metallic taste in their mouth during their pregnancy, and thought 'that sounds fucked'. Turns out I was right. HIF.10yr ⋅ Oblivinatior ⋅ r/BabyBumps
MFW I pass a chick with the worst fitting bra I've ever seen. She's spilling out the sides and over the top, all over the shop.10yr ⋅ Oblivinatior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My Mum wants me to talk to my bro about shaving his beard before my wedding.... SIF!12yr ⋅ Oblivinatior ⋅ r/beards
MFW I see a buzzfeed article about Adele's 'no make up' rolling stone cover.9yr ⋅ Oblivinatior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I joke that I'd fap to a chick on TrollX who talked about flicking the bean and eating ice cream and passing out, and I get downvoted out the hoo-haa and accused of being a dude.10yr ⋅ Oblivinatior ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
