Carrie? My god how much of that tanning cream are you using? None. None? You look like Seal.1yr ⋅ obannvi ⋅ r/kingofqueens
I’m using Mrs. Butterworth’s. Is that ok or should I only be getting syrup from your head?9mo ⋅ obannvi ⋅ r/kingofqueens
How much of that tanning lotion are you using? None. None? You look like Seal.2yr ⋅ obannvi ⋅ r/kingofqueens
Dear Carrie, you are nothing less to me than a bilgistic pile of love meat.2yr ⋅ obannvi ⋅ r/kingofqueens
Birth control pills dad. What do you need birth control for? DOES HE TOUCH YOU?2yr ⋅ obannvi ⋅ r/kingofqueens
Birthday present from the wife and kids. Just got it drilled can't wait to use it.2yr ⋅ obannvi ⋅ r/Bowling
Amy Stiller. Funny how she's his daughter in real life. And Spence's mom is his wife.3yr ⋅ obannvi ⋅ r/kingofqueens
