MRW I start my cakeday by talking to redditors about abortion and why a woman isn't a cunt for aborting her ex's baby7yr ⋅ Oatmeal_Addict ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My parents are finally coming back after being gone for a month and I haven't told them that Harvard sent me an offer for an early acceptance and an invitation to their summer conference. I'm dying inside.9yr ⋅ Oatmeal_Addict ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
The Australian White-throated Snapping Turtle breathes through a process called cloacal respiration. This means that about 70% of their oxygen comes in through their butts!7yr ⋅ Oatmeal_Addict ⋅ r/Awwducational
So.. Ostriches? Has anyone figured out why they keep coming up? I thought it was only a season 4 thing, but knowing this show, this definitely isn't a coincidence..9yr ⋅ Oatmeal_Addict ⋅ r/arresteddevelopment
Knowing this sub this is most definitely a repost but it's still new to me, how the hell did I miss it..10yr ⋅ Oatmeal_Addict ⋅ r/arresteddevelopment
CCW on my brows, but only if your CC is that they're perfect or else fuck you9yr ⋅ Oatmeal_Addict ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Vintage brush holder, passed down from my great great trans grandfather who wore red lips and wings sharp enough to kill the patriarchy every day until he died of dip dip overdose.9yr ⋅ Oatmeal_Addict ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Got a little drunk, whoopsie daisy. Has anyone ever used any of these products??9yr ⋅ Oatmeal_Addict ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Revisiting an old thread when I finally learned what happened with the pineapple!10yr ⋅ Oatmeal_Addict ⋅ r/HIMYM
HIFW I get weird PMs after posting on the default subs [x-post /r/BehindTheStockPhoto]9yr ⋅ Oatmeal_Addict ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Is my chocolate bar a fake?? I bought it for $2, it was such a splurge :(10yr ⋅ Oatmeal_Addict ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
[GIF] My dad's meeting my boyfriend tomorrow, this is how I imagine it's gonna go down..10yr ⋅ Oatmeal_Addict ⋅ r/teenagers
[NSFL] Just [a] little cut up and bruised, hope I'm still welcome! ;)9yr ⋅ Oatmeal_Addict ⋅ r/avocadosgonewild
Tumblr user counts down to random day, the school gets in on it too!9yr ⋅ Oatmeal_Addict ⋅ r/thatHappened
[Picture] After a long day of studying/midterms this made me feel so much better.11yr ⋅ Oatmeal_Addict ⋅ r/teenagers
In regards to people saying what happens in Vesuvius doesn't work with alternative endings. It was in front of us the whole time!10yr ⋅ Oatmeal_Addict ⋅ r/HIMYM
MRW a redditor says he doesnt have [a dick], its in his wifes handbag now8yr ⋅ Oatmeal_Addict ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Have I told you guys about the time that I classically conditioned my kindergarten class?9yr ⋅ Oatmeal_Addict ⋅ r/thatHappened
Finally found my MLBB!! Practicing a slight over draw for that Carly hand-holding Jenner glam. CCNW because I am literally perfection. Fuck all of you lovelies.10yr ⋅ Oatmeal_Addict ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Sitting right between two hot buns [a]nd one hot, juicy cock ;)10yr ⋅ Oatmeal_Addict ⋅ r/avocadosgonewild
CCW on the red lips my boyfriend helped me get! btw he's a king and soooo much better than yours so fuck off, teehee!! c:9yr ⋅ Oatmeal_Addict ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
[Picture] This is how reddit looks on my school's internet.. Ay caramba.11yr ⋅ Oatmeal_Addict ⋅ r/teenagers
[GIF] How I felt when I found out Taylor's singing about James Dean and NOT James Deen..9yr ⋅ Oatmeal_Addict ⋅ r/teenagers
Had to take a personality test for college assessment and the results weren't that surprising..9yr ⋅ Oatmeal_Addict ⋅ r/INTP
Went a little overboard with the blush today.. Think anyone will notice? #trendsetter #letsberealIamperfect10yr ⋅ Oatmeal_Addict ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
[Picture] My chess advisor asked us all to play an online game and send him screenshots if we need help, I decided to have a little fun with it.10yr ⋅ Oatmeal_Addict ⋅ r/teenagers
My Everyday Makeup! I'm so quirky!!1 [x-post /r/BehindTheStockPhoto]9yr ⋅ Oatmeal_Addict ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
[CAW] Not necessarily creepy, but how do I tell him to stop with this shit? Almost every time I'm online he sends me something like hey sweetie <3 or I'm back when all I want to do is play TF2..9yr ⋅ Oatmeal_Addict ⋅ r/creepyPMs
HIFW next week is midterms week and my parents are leaving me with my vegan brother for two months10yr ⋅ Oatmeal_Addict ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I don't think I ever wanted to be a homeless cat more than when I watched this show.10yr ⋅ Oatmeal_Addict ⋅ r/nostalgia
PsBattle: Guy doing a handstand on a chair on a table on another table on a building9yr ⋅ Oatmeal_Addict ⋅ r/photoshopbattles
Meet my black lab/pit bull mix, his name is Ash but I call him Bubbas.11yr ⋅ Oatmeal_Addict ⋅ r/labrador
Redditor takes a Bio Shock inspired picture of their daughter and claim it's an old picture of themselves.11yr ⋅ Oatmeal_Addict ⋅ r/KarmaConspiracy
Google's old logo still shows up in the Webpage Not Available page9yr ⋅ Oatmeal_Addict ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
[HAUL] Just got back from WalMart and I couldn't be happier!11yr ⋅ Oatmeal_Addict ⋅ r/MakeupAddiction
Three linebackers, a wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and a Navy Seal force entry into their personal trainer's ex's house, rob him, and face no legal repercussions!9yr ⋅ Oatmeal_Addict ⋅ r/thatHappened
