Happy birthday to jjkae, born on August 5, 1985 at 2:15 PM (good guess, Amir. Down to the minute)

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Found while rummaging through a surplus store

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First one! I always start my journals with some random little tidbit

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How many is that?

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Honestly with this person I went to high school with, any one of their shares qualifies here.

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What

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MFW I drop aardvark facts

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Some goldfish in my physics class killed a minnow and went to town on it.

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Create your own reality; don’t wait for happiness.

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MFW Amir eats like—and kind of resembles—a squirrel.

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“Teriyaki Chicken” instant meal from the dollar section at a retail chain

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MFW I’ve only stabbed you once

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