Hey, Miss Doesnt-Find-Me-Attractive-Sexually-Anymore I just tripled my productivity.3yr ⋅ NWSOC ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Folks, I'm pleased to announce that a new truckload of Laramies with their smooth, good taste, and rich tobacco flavor is already heading toward Springfield, and the driver has been instructed to ignore all stop signs and crosswalks.7mo ⋅ NWSOC ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I checked around. The girls are calling you Fatty-fatty-fat-fat and Nelson's planning to pull down your pants. But nobody's trying to kill you.5mo ⋅ NWSOC ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Son, a woman is a lot like... um.. A REFRIGERATOR! They're about 6 feet tall, 300 pounds... they make... ice...6mo ⋅ NWSOC ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
After quitting my job driving the bus in Chicago, celebrating the traffic I'm NOT sitting in1mo ⋅ NWSOC ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Now, we all know the 13 stripes are for good luck, but why does the American flag have precisely 47 stars? Because this particular flag is ridiculously out of date. The library must have purchased it during the brief period in 1912 after New Mexico became a state but before Arizona did.3yr ⋅ NWSOC ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I'd like to play me latest chart topper. It's called Me Fans Are Stupid Pigs.4yr ⋅ NWSOC ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
We had 30,000 here last night. NOW PLAY! The audience is getting restless.4yr ⋅ NWSOC ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Couldn't figure out why my museum kept paying off presents, felt pretty dumb when I realized I had an elf home from last Christmas hidden behind it.10yr ⋅ NWSOC ⋅ r/tappedout
With the weather as bad as it is in the northeast I feel like more people need to understand this... Continued9yr ⋅ NWSOC ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Mother in law dropped off these baskets, can anyone tell me if they're sun or shade?9yr ⋅ NWSOC ⋅ r/gardening
I like the idea of the gold stadium by the gold mansion, but I just like the look of the clay stadium so much more9yr ⋅ NWSOC ⋅ r/tappedout
Never forget, this is the man Adam told Cousin Sal and his wife, that their child looked like.10yr ⋅ NWSOC ⋅ r/AdamCarolla
I know nothing about mushrooms, can anybody tell me about these, and whether to remove them or leave them alone?10yr ⋅ NWSOC ⋅ r/mycology
