God let this be satire...

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Me me

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Cry, definitely cry

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Ah yes, the classic Nemo

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*casually narrates nice-guys's shenanigans*

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Nice permanent scarring

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The whole post was nice guy-ish but this comment took the cake

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Sometimes my genius is frightening

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My attitude is INCONSEQUENTIAL because of my looks

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I'M SUCH A BETA

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Sex indeed

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ADULTS CAN'T WEAR SHORTS

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This was a comment on a post saying I need a new best friend

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Gatekeeping steak?

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LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

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