In Dune: Part 2 (2024), a faint chiming sound can be heard every few minutes. This is a reference to the fact that some asshole a few rows in front of us didn’t silence his phone at ANY POINT during the 3+ hour run time.

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ALMOST got the point there...

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Salmonella? Not for this fella!

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I think we should make this the new sub picture:

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He’s already full

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It’s all coming back to me...

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“Wake up, mom!”

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New York City, 1976

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We want President Matlock!

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Some helpful signage

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In my day, movies were 30 seconds long and that was the way we liked it!

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This theme park needs improvement

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He’s got a terminal case of “one giant eyeball” syndrome

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Ulfric breaks the rules

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People are still very homophobic

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“I know you saved our lives and that we pretty much all know you’re a dude anyways, but rules are rules...”

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Mindy Kaling pitching “Velma” to HBO:

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That’s pretty much it

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Grumpy Old Men (1993)

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The Reader (2008)

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Wherever you go, there he is!

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Maybe

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You’re still making elf on a shelf jokes? Boy, you really are slow!

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“So...that was pretty messed up, right?”

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He may be a living god, but he’s not much of a city planner

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My racist great aunt in Karthwasten posted this gem...

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To echo the least favorite one off thread, who’s your FAVORITE one-off character? I’ve got to go with this guy

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Special effects rule

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God’s Not Dead is the best movie of the past 100 years because it’s not preaching a message or giving you evil atheist professor movie cliches. It’s literally just an all out evil atheist professor movie from start to finish and it puts you in what it’s like to be in college

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Say chums, you know what would be quite corking?

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Day 4 of posting pro-Peryite propaganda until you accept him as your lord and savior or I lose interest in doing this

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“No honey, everything is fine, really”

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The Greatest Story Ever Told (1965)

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“How do you do fellow wedding guests? That sure was a terrible accident!”

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It’s only like forty feet away, man...

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“Okay, so now I just need, like, a WHOLE bunch of elf’s blood...”

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It really does though

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Quiz Show (1994)

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he is risen

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“gender isn’t a privilege someone loses when they act like a tool” rule

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Real Genius (1985)

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I SAID I’D BE A LOT WARMER AND A LOT HAPPIER WITH A BELLY FULL OF MEAD!

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“Bye everybody!” “Bye, Dr. Oz!”

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“Oh okay, I guess I’ll just drop everything then”

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The Day the Clown Cried (1972)

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Always remember to taste the rainbow in moderation

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Curious indeed.

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Okay which one of you was this?

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Yes, it was so you could keep worshiping Talos...

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Dagoth? I’ve been calling him Crandall!

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The message the pro-Aedra media doesn’t want you to see!

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The Meaning of Life (1983)

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Ysgramor, buddy, you ever hear the term “overkill”?

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My racist great aunt in Karthwasten posted this gem...

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In Joker (2019), protagonist Arthur Fleck is explicitly told by a social worker that society does not care about the mentally ill, a major theme of the film. This is because it takes place in an alternate timeline in which subtext was never invented.

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Day 3 of posting pro-Peryite propaganda until you accept him as your lord and savior or I lose interest in doing this?

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So I’ve got good news and bad news...

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It’s not that hard to make something original, people

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...yes

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Can’t believe this game is 20 years old

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All of you “cog vs strut” chumps know you can just, like...buy these, right? Instead of carrying around old dwarf garbage?

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He may be a living god, but he’s not much of a city planner

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May I offer you some sunglasses in this difficult time?

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Big Fat Liar (2002)

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He was the Ryan Gosling of 1902!

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Definitive Tiers Ranked by What’s On Their Head

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“LIKE” or “SHARE” if you agree!

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Who were you rooting for at the Battle of Blackwater?

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I know I just watched you bludgeon my coworker to death with a giant hammer but, since he wasn’t technically considered part of this hold...I’ll let this one slide

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“That’s a real nice jar you have there. It’d be a shame if someone were to, I dunno, smash it?”

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Day 1 of posting Pro-Peryite propaganda until you accept him as your lord and savior or I lose interest

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okay I fixed it

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She has no idea what he’s saying

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Sure M’aiq, whatever you say...

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An Arcane University poll asks: if the election for Hortator were held TODAY, who would have your vote?

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The secret the hot dog industry doesn’t want you to know

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Ice ice, baby

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Day 7 of posting pro-Peryite propaganda until you accept him as your lord and savior or I lose interest in doing this

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Get your bow ready

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He had no reason to think otherwise

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Am I the only one who’s always been bothered by this typo? Their last name was Simpson, not Thompson! Boy, I hope someone got fired for that blunder.

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I am legend

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95 percent of Dunmer will ignore, will YOU?

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Day 9 of posting pro-Peryite propaganda until you accept him as your lord and savior or I lose interest in doing this

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Nominations for a new 9th Divine are now being accepted! Comment your choice below

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It do be like that

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Shame (2011)

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Heist of the Century

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Day 5 of posting pro-Peryite propaganda until you accept him as your lord and savior or I lose interest in doing this

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Carl survived this sub, but not unscathed

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Eola’s targeted ads be like:

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Have the thalmods gone too far with these new sub rules?

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Day 10 of posting pro-Peryite propaganda until you accept him as your lord and savior or I lose interest in doing this

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Okay Walter, just dip me in some paint and smudge it on the paper.

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S’impsons S’witposting

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I can’t believe those hicks in Stormhaven are still sharing backwards stuff like this in 20E 23...

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Day 8 of posting pro-Peryite propaganda until you accept him as your lord and savior or I lose interest in doing this

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The founding of the Third Aldmeri Dominion (4E 29)

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Laughing Elon Musk really added a lot to this one...

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oh no

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Day 13 of posting Pro-Peryite propaganda until you accept him as your lord and savior or I lose interest

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The Letdown (2017)

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I’ve built chozzwazzers in Dubbo, Bunbury and Wagga Wagga, and by god it put them on the map!

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Tragedy (2014)

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Do you want Br*tons? Because that’s how you get Br*tons!

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States have failed to provide even the most basic quality of life so, y’know...

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The founding of the Third Aldmeri Dominion (4E 29)

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You might find this days-late post a bit...cheeky

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How is everyone enjoying TESVI: Starfield? No spoilers but Hammerfell looks AMAZING

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Casting the New Vegas Movie #1: Easy Pete

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At last!

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Just Say No to Gene Splicing

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Trev Appreciation Thread, Share Your Favorite Trev Moment

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TIL Martha Washington was the first First Lady to become First Lady

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I suppose it’s time for your bribe...

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Colors (1988)

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Some did not heed her wisdom, but the Lady of Mercy always has your best interests at heart. Just go to the Clockwork City already and stop asking so many questions.

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All of you basic “Lokir or Sigurd” chumps are sleeping on this nasty little mofo right here:

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Why was Click snubbed for the Palme D’or?

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My take on a Simpsons Alignment Chart

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Day 6 of posting Pro-Peryite propaganda until you accept him as your lord and savior or I lose interest in doing this

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“You are Homer sexual”

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I am actually shocked this is my first time in 11 years that I have stumbled across the Haafingar capital Solitude 🤦🤦🤦

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Am I in the right group? I’m finding my dharma on the road and need more sugar daddies. I need all the help I can get to pay for my place my motorcycle and I stay at. Call me text me or even face time us for some fun 😉🏍️

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Day 11 of posting pro-Peryite propaganda until you accept him as your lord and savior or I lose interest in doing this

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Buddy, I can barely find a quest marker in the Soul Cairn, I’m not going to stay to find 300 scraps of your manuscript

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2023 Speaker Election: The Better Ending

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So you want us to put coffee grounds in the sink, right?

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Okay Mr. Thompson, there’s a hidden message to this song you might not have heard the first time...

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A Low Down Dirty Shame (1994)

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We’ve come full circle, people

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Kubrick marathon at the OBGYN

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Bert Cooper if Mad Men were set in the present (not pictured: Ida Blankenship waifu pillow)

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It’s Leonard Nimoy’s attractive cousin!

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Cowboy emoji says class reductionism is NOT dank

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When the Empire your House sided with begins to collapse:

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First Look at “Joker: Foile a Deux” (CERTIFIED KINO)

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Excited to see Gosling take on such a reprehensible figure, but honestly? I don’t see the resemblance

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Who should have been declared king and why was it Qyburn?

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Made this alignment chart of David Lynch characters and thought you all might enjoy it (or hate it)

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Made this Scorsese alignment chart and thought this sub might like it

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Took a crack at my own horror movie alignment chart

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Low Effort Comrade Clippyposting

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Your top five MEANINGFUL emotional moments on the show:

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Today I learned that there’s a cap on research points that can be earned

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Well folks, I’ve officially lost it...

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He’s got better things to do

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Tankies in response to any other leftist tendency

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This chump gets free tickets to a taping of *Up Late With McBain* and can’t even be bothered to look at the stage. Pathetic.

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