That lemon tree is a part of our town and as kids, the backbone of our economy. We’ll get it back or choke their rivers with our dead!3yr ⋅ nowaitdaveishere ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
And now there’s a beach ball on the field. The ball boys are discussing which one of them is going to go get it.4yr ⋅ nowaitdaveishere ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Staying up to watch the US-Canada women’s hockey game all I could think of was...6yr ⋅ nowaitdaveishere ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Best “Hardcore Thrash Metal” goes to...”Simpsons Christmas Boogie?!”5yr ⋅ nowaitdaveishere ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Okay, let’s make a pact. This is gonna be the best vacation ever or we’ll all agree to disband and join other families.6yr ⋅ nowaitdaveishere ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
THIS WILL SOUND EVERY THREE SECONDS UNLESS SOMETHING ISN'T OKAY!4yr ⋅ nowaitdaveishere ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Missing Children? Sounds like Springfield’s got a discipline problem. Maybe that’s why we beat them in football nearly half the time, huh?6yr ⋅ nowaitdaveishere ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Look, lady, if I was you I would just leap into the air as I’m preparing to do.6yr ⋅ nowaitdaveishere ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Legalized gambling is a bad idea! You can build a casino over my dead body! BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!6yr ⋅ nowaitdaveishere ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Krusty The Clown. That takes me back. Didn’t he die in a grease fire?3yr ⋅ nowaitdaveishere ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
What’s that hitchhiker doing here? Is every drifter we meet going to move in with us?5yr ⋅ nowaitdaveishere ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
But the menu said Galaxy of Prawns. Three prawns are hardly a galaxy.6yr ⋅ nowaitdaveishere ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Good morning, fellow employee. You’ll notice that I am now a model worker. We should continue this conversation later during a designated break period. Sincerely, Homer Simpson6yr ⋅ nowaitdaveishere ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You sold weapons grade plutonium to the Iraqis...with no markup!5yr ⋅ nowaitdaveishere ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I’ve got an idea, Mr. Simpson — why don’t you get something to eat from our food truck?6yr ⋅ nowaitdaveishere ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I should’ve known you’re the only one stupid enough to kidnap you. Now get down here so I can spank you in front of this gawking rabble!6yr ⋅ nowaitdaveishere ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Dear Miss Hoover. You have Lyme Disease. We miss you. Kevin’s biting me. Come back soon. Here is a drawing of a spirochete.5yr ⋅ nowaitdaveishere ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Take a seat, Bozo! And that “eulogy” better not show up on the bill.5yr ⋅ nowaitdaveishere ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Live from the Springfield Grapplarium. Tonight, a Texas Death Match--6yr ⋅ nowaitdaveishere ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
HE MUST HAVE BEEN MUCH SMARTER THAN HIS SISTER LISA , ABOUT WHOM WE KNOW NOTHING.6yr ⋅ nowaitdaveishere ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
