TROLLS: I did my first stand up routine (EVER) that included periods, calling out God for his role in the Me Too Movement, and a sea of cum...and I KILLED IT.6yr ⋅ novusflorae ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Mom blames aunt’s heart failure on her smoking weed and then proudly proclaims she smokes weed3yr ⋅ novusflorae ⋅ r/insaneparents
Ended up in the ER, on a work trip, after a my eye became infected from my contact scratching my cornea. Then at the end of the trip, went to the car rental place to pick up my car from the overnight parking lot and found this. Perfect ending to a perfect week.2yr ⋅ novusflorae ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
This shouldn’t have to be said but apparently some people need reminders on Tinder3yr ⋅ novusflorae ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My reaction when a guy flew across the country to meet me under the guise as a friend on a business trip while have a gf of 4 years at home - because he felt a connection based on us sharing music via instagram (story in comments)6yr ⋅ novusflorae ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Reminder for those over zealous tinder users who don’t match with who they want but can’t fathom passing up the chance for connection3yr ⋅ novusflorae ⋅ r/Tinder
My friend described me as a detached analytical, I think she's right.6yr ⋅ novusflorae ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
