My nail tech is so talented! Am I overdressed? OopsDidn’tMeanTo6yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
TODAY’S HEADLINES: PALE PRINCESS WHITINGTON OF GHOSTVILLE DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT DARK FUCKING RED! 💁🏻♀️5yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
“Can you get a disabled parking sticker for unseen disabilities?”, “I am very beautiful.”6yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/humblebrag
Such a unique brown shimmer in the teal. I just wish indies would stop dumping holo in everything.6yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/Indiemakeupandmore
Pro tip: if you remove your own polish, I highly recommend this little compound! 😘💖 you’re welcome!5yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
Found some boring old polishes that I was about to throw out, but instead I snazzed them up with some loose flakies.6yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/RedditLaqueristas
I filed my nails. If we can get this to 50k likes, I will wash my face and brush my teeth next.5yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
TODAY’S HEADLINES: PALE PRINCESS WHITINGTON OF GHOSTVILLE DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT DARK FUCKING RED! 💁🏻♀️5yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
Xmas is over in my time zone. It’s done. Time for something else.6yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/RedditLaqueristas
I went to get some groceries, had an emotional breakdown in the car park, got charged for assaulting strangers with projectile fruit and veg, and finally decided I’m ready to overshare on Reddit.5yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
I usually only get solid colours or french, so I’m coming out of my comfort zone and getting another solid colour.5yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
Oh I just KNEW somebody would mention the main thing in my photo!5yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
I put my BOYFRIEND’S FACE on my nails to celebrate our ANNIVERSARY.5yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
On a staged meme of a girl sitting in the back of a car while a games console rides up front.6yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/niceguys
First post! Ex nail biter! My fiance’s grandma’s boyfriend’s sick dog did this mani for me to celebrate something! I’m having a hard time! Love you guys’ designs! I’ll never be as good as you!6yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
Waiting for a break to grow out. Making the most of some colour combos that don’t see a lot of use with me.6yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/RedditLaqueristas
I painted my nails all by myself without paying anyone to help me. I can also wipe my own bumbum after going to the toilet, and I’m working on putting on my own shoes.5yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
How dare I remind mods about rules they suggested themselves but continue to make allowances for special users.5yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
(Sorry for product placement it was the closest thing on hand hahaha)5yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
I did literally nothing to my nails. I just took a picture of my hand as bare and untouched as a newborn’s, and you suckers are upvoting me like the clappers because I said the word ‘minimalist’, probably.5yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
Really feeling this seasonal nail art. Sorry about my messy garden.6yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
I (a MAN btw, I have a PENIS) painted my daughter’s nails and/or want to buy her or my wife/sister/mother or somebody without a penis a GIFT. Possibly I’ve already bought and given the gift. But anyway aren’t I just super duper?!5yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
One of the many things I love about indies. It feels like receiving a gift from a friend.6yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/RedditLaqueristas
Guys, what shape should I file my nails? See if you can guess what I want to hear!6yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
Don’t try to interact with me as if you’re people, just karma and views will do.5yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
Excuse the old lady hands. Been wearing this for 10 days and still don’t think it’s bad enough to take off. Mentally over it though. What’s the longest you’ve gone?6yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/RedditLaqueristas
Anybody know a method for this? And how to do similar without gels or whatever it probably is?6yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/RedditLaqueristas
Look how I did my nails on this post in this subreddit about nails!5yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
Daily reminder to alter your DNA to have longer nail beds and no dermatological issues. Also it’s super practical to have oily fingers all day, so you should definitely do it unless you’re pore!5yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
Look how I did my nails on this post in this subreddit about nails!5yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Thanks, you pore cuticle, but I just think I was born better than you. :)5yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
Today’s basic pink glitter was brought to you by the word ‘festive’.5yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
The hero s o c i e t y needs. YOU JUST DON’T GET ME, DAD!!6yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/im14andthisisdeep
I’m wilfully ignorant of the problem, therefore the problem does not exist.5yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
My BOYFRIEND and I can’t decide which is better. Leave a comment, subscribe, and SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON!6yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
What does quarantine mean again? Does it mean go out for non essential trips, touch people’s houses and potentially spread infections directly through everybody’s doors and letterboxes? This is worse and more violating than the knocking.4yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/exjw
MoYou sale has forced my birthday to move up a little early this year.6yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/RedditLaqueristas
If you hear a gunshot while driving and can’t pull away, the first thing you should do is shoot back.6yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/ShitAmericansSay
I’m almost done with my first world. Just need a bit more greenery and to come up with street names and a name for my island with mountains. Really struggling with names. Any ideas?6yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/Sims3
Thanks, eBay’s overwhelming buyers’ bias! It’s actually because they didn’t fucking pay for it, and responded to the payment reminder with “🤪”.6yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/assholedesign
If you click to enlarge this photo, you will be able to see it better. Please click it pleeeeease please.5yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
I was experiencing the effects of DRINKING LARGE VOLUMES OF ALCOHOL while I painted these nails.5yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Silent cleaning up of rules without apologies for wrongful bans (and tantrums and manipulation) for civil discussion of rules. Straight out of the MUA playbook.5yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/lacqueristascj
Does anybody know how to possibly recreate this look? (Not my picture obviously, Moyou promotional shot)7yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/RedditLaqueristas
My own nails are a sorry state rn, but for dotting tool week... just try and stop me!6yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/RedditLaqueristas
RIP, Lilac Bridges. I knew thee. Only a day old and in your prime :(6yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/RedditLaqueristas
I made (a mess, and) mini savoury muffins for my boy’s packed lunches this week.6yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/MealPrepSunday
Slight abstracted tangent goes full personal tangent on ShittyLifeProTips. The overshare is strong with this one.6yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/NobodyAsked
America didn’t exist until the white people got there, Invasion = Darwinism.6yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/ShitAmericansSay
Still a lot of non-UK who haven’t heard of bubble and squeak. Colcannon’s bastard cousin made from squashed up Xmas dinner. Not pretty, or right, but fuck me is it delicious.6yr ⋅ NotYourStrawMan ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
