President Trump is skipping the next debate and has contracted Covid-19. Why do these predictions always blow up in their face?3yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
After Charlie is told he can move into the Chocolate Factory, Grandpa Joe's first thought is to make sure he also gets to move in. I really wish this was Wonka's response since Joe stole fizzy lifting drink and almost got Charlie killed. and he threatened revenge on Wonka by selling to Slugsworth.5yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/grandpajoehate
I won't tell you who won, because that would be bragging. But I'll heavily imply that I won.2yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/humblebrag
'IX' is a stupid name It doesn't sound menacing, it doesn't sound believable. For me JJ was pretty uncreative on this one. 'The Phantom Menace' and 'Attack of the Clones' were good names, but 'IX' is eh.5yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
I hope we see these 2 in a movie together. I really want to see what happens.2yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
Just the President of the United States tweeting a quote that his impeachment could lead to a Civil War.4yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
When r/halo believes that their constant whining essays got 334 to add new playlists next week2yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/HaloCirclejerk
When you gain 40 pounds this year and nobody praises your body transformation just because you're not an actor2yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
Thanks, but nobody asked. Trump cares more about other dictators than he does his American citizens.3yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
How is attempted choking by Aaron Donald fined $10k, but actual choking by Aaron Rodgers isn't fined at all?2yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/NFCWestMemeWar
Is anyone else tired of Diznee ruining our childhood by remaking live action movies? What was wrong with the orginal? And they totally changed the characters!1yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
'Where, Dwight?' I think this makes for a better Anakin/Padme meme template if you need the sides swapped3yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/DunderMifflin
To the people crying about Trump not being allowed on Twitter anymore:3yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
When getting your 99 cents back is more important than your integrity4yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/Frugal_Jerk
WELL, YOUR STORY IS VERY COMPELLING MR. JACKASS. I MEAN, UH, SIMPSON.3yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Elon posts like be just learned the word woke and has to use it every chance be could.1yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/EnoughMuskSpam
I'm tired of people flexing their wealth with being able to afford a bus ride or a home.4yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/Frugal_Jerk
Grandpa Joe was in the best position to save Augustus Gloop from falling into the chocolate river. But does he bother to try to stop him? Of course not. What a wretched piece of shit. If Augustus didn't fall in on his own I'm sure Joe would have kicked him in.5yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/grandpajoehate
I found a way to get guaranteed 2% return on my investments. The problem is the minimum investment amount is $1 which is more money than I've earned in my entire life.5yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/Frugal_Jerk
Will I be confused if I watch this sequel without having watched the first movie?1yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit.3yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/funny
I'm tired of people that can afford bread and $1 flip flops flexing on us.4yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/Frugal_Jerk
r/movies when a sequel they were looking forward to won't show boobs or say the F-word3yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
SMH they don't even list non-essential luxuries like a home, electricity, and clean water.4yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/Frugal_Jerk
I keep feeling like I'll wake up and there's still 8 minutes left in the 4th and we can try again. I felt so sick overnight that I called into work.4yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/49ers
Idaho is the last holdout for cannabis to always be completely criminalized in any circumstance. (Nebraska is decriminalized for a first offense)3yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/Boise
The park where I live installed a bidet. This is going to save so much money not having to use toilet paper anymore.5yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/Frugal_Jerk
I wish Thanos was real so that there's a 50% chance that Grandpa Joe would cease to exist. And if be happens to survive the snap, there's a 50% chance I won't, so either way those are solid odds that I wouldn't have to live in a world where Grandpa Joe exists6yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/grandpajoehate
The word is getting out there. Soon everybody will know the truth about Grandpa Joe.5yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/grandpajoehate
What would be the subtitle for Spider-Man 2 and 3 if instead of carrying on with the Home naming convention from Spider-Man: Homecoming it continued using Coming in each new title?2yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/marvelstudios
I can't wait for this reveal in the season finale. (Episode 6 spoiler)4yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/TheMandalorianTV
My opponent forfeited, making me the champion of the Thumb War tournament.3yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/different_sob_story
Baseball Cap during the Scottish Wars of Independence? Braveheart mistake I noticed last night while watching a behind the scenes video.4yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
Does anyone else hate how on this loading screen Equipment is capitalized? It's in the middle of a sentence!!1! You dont fucking capatalize that! Fick 3v42yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/HaloCirclejerk
I don't care when other people are hurt, but when it effects me, that's where I draw the line.3yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/LeopardsAteMyFace
Ohhh that Grandpa Joe. He was the worst! Recap of how Scummy Joe goes from saying that Slugworth is the worst to wanting to sell stolen secrets to Slugworth.5yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/grandpajoehate
DAE excited for Avatar 4? I personally think Avatar 5 will be even better than 3.1yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
Sorry Purdy, we want to see you play from behind in a huge game, but not get behind in the game to begin with.2mo ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/NFCWestMemeWar
When Rodgers says he didn't lie when he was asked about his vaccination status.2yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/GreenBayPackers
The poll results are in for Most Punchable Grandpa Joe screenshot. The winner is #2 Standing there like a dumbass. The top 4 were all very close. We had over 1200 votes.4yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/grandpajoehate
I made this chart to show how each kid lost and subsequently how Grandpa Joe acted. He can't have a shred of dignity eve when a child may have died.5yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/grandpajoehate
When you're told by republicans you can't appoint a justice in an election year but now that rule no longer applies.3yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
In Infinity War, when asked who he serves, Peter Quill asks if he is supposed to say Jesus. He could have easily referred to Buddha allowing worldwide audiences to understand the reference, but Peter grew up a white American and would have heard about Jesus. Good attention to detail.6yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
When you are fortunate enough to not be financially impacted by the Coronavirus but are still eagerly waiting for the stimulus.4yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I like the Dwight zoom in reaction gif and decided it needed to go further so I made this4yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/DunderMifflin
Idaho has one of the top 20 outbreaks this past week, while also having one of the highest rates of anti-mask sentiment.4yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/Boise
Marvel Studios President Kevin Feige promoted to God, will now oversee not just the Marvel Universe but also the actual Universe4yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
Because being gay is supposed to be an insult, and staying home to not risk lives determines your sexual orientation.4yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/TheRightCantMeme
TIL that Charlie's last name isn't 'Bucket'. That's just a misunderstanding from years of Grandpa Joe needing the shit bucket in bed so he says, Charlie, bucket to get Charlie to bring it to him.5yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/grandpajoehate
Marvel: ‘Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history’ Me:5yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
MRW someone asks me how to tell if someone is a good actor or not5yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
To be fair he didn't say what should happen if the Dow lost 2,000 points in 1 day.4yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
This Onion article was posted nearly 7 years ago but it a lot more relevant now.4yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Grandpa Joe trying to sell the bed since he's moving into the chocolate factory. SMH. What a despicable human being.6yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/grandpajoehate
A disgusting man and his grandson went into a candy store and started licking the walls.4yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/funny
Do I have to watch The Birth of a Nation (1915) in order to understand Great White (2021)?3yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
At the beginning of The Last Jedi Rey gives the lightsaber to Luke, who then throw it away like it's trash. This symbolizes Disney giving our childhood to Rian Johnson and him throwing it away. (X-post r/moviedetail).6yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
I saved this screenshot from a few weeks ago of my idiot Facebook friend claiming Biden would say he got Covid right around this time to skip the debates.3yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
Pastor continued to hold service despite the Coronavirus and now 17 are dead4yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/iamatotalpieceofshit
2 months ago: Covid-19 is no big deal because the flu kills up to 70k in a year. This didn't age well.4yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Reminder: mathematically your favorite NFL team has a 3.125% chance of winning the Superbowl next year. Your XFL team has a 12.5% chance of winning. (Your results may vary).4yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/xfl
Herman Cain posted an image if him attending the Trump Tulsa rally with no social distancing and no masks. Now he has died from Covid-19.3yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/Moronavirus
When Grandpa Joe gets out of bed after being bed ridden for 20 years. Fucking evil faker.6yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/grandpajoehate
With the number of Coronavirus cases in the USA now double the number of the next highest country and climbing fast, plus record jobless claims, we are living it. This is the type of shit we wanted to avoid.4yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
To save calories I'm reposting this from another sub-reddit instead of coming up with OC. Look at these fatcats that can afford the dollar menu. Should be eating the free ketchup packets instead.7yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/Frugal_Jerk
Heartbreaking. We're all in this together. /s This headline reads like we're supposed to feel bad that he's making so little money this year.4yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/ABoringDystopia
The same Statue of Liberty was used in several different movies (X-post /r/moviedetails)6yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
I got permabanned from r/memes for this. I didn't think it was flagrant, it was more about pointing out that it was dumb to celebrate school safety when there was no school for it to happen. No warning, no temp ban, just same permanent ban for rest of my life for just this.4yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/loligotbanned4this
The greatest scene ever compared to the biggest Mary Sue moment ever5yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
An ad designed to look like a poll but only Good, Great or The Greatest President of All Time are options and the last one is already filled in for you.3yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/assholedesign
