I can't go to haunted houses, I have this heart condition called being a lil' bitch.7yr ⋅ notokaycj ⋅ r/standupshots
I heard they made a device that can detect child molesters. I think it's called a pedometer?7yr ⋅ notokaycj ⋅ r/standupshots
Hey Trump, did you know that if you post the Nuclear Launch Codes online, they show up as stars? Check it out! ******** Try it!7yr ⋅ notokaycj ⋅ r/standupshots
Yes, hi, I'll have one large cheese and a side of soul-crushing guilt, thanks.8yr ⋅ notokaycj ⋅ r/standupshots
If the Food Network is Food Porn, then that means Guy Fieri is a Porn Star, and I don't want to live in that world.7yr ⋅ notokaycj ⋅ r/standupshots
And half of the dictionary is just the word SHARK over and over again.8yr ⋅ notokaycj ⋅ r/standupshots
In two days, we're either gonna have no more Trump jokes, or four more years! Four more years!8yr ⋅ notokaycj ⋅ r/standupshots
I forced a robot to watch hours and hours of standup specials, then asked it to write jokes. This is the result. (explanation in comments)6yr ⋅ notokaycj ⋅ r/Standup
We chose to go to the moon, not because it was easy, but because we were hard.7yr ⋅ notokaycj ⋅ r/standupshots
Sex Scandal At Local Theater Changes Nothing, and other important improv headlines.6yr ⋅ notokaycj ⋅ r/improv
Local Scene in Shock After Bar Stool Comes Forward With Sexual Assault Story and other important reading.6yr ⋅ notokaycj ⋅ r/Standup
The shelter thought nobody would take him because of his messed up ear, but we found it endEARing!6yr ⋅ notokaycj ⋅ r/aww
After weeks of fighting over who gets to sleep in the cat bed, Marvin and Cleo have finally found a compromise.5yr ⋅ notokaycj ⋅ r/aww
My standup-comedy-bot was banned for hate-speech... by another bot. Stop Bot-on-Bot crime.6yr ⋅ notokaycj ⋅ r/BotRights
I'm no graphic designer, but I'm experimenting with concepts for a personal logo for my standup comedy (for web presence and business cards). Am I on a good track? Is this completely unintelligible?8yr ⋅ notokaycj ⋅ r/logodesign
