They don't have internet in the Netherlands...
We’ll never have another good decade ever again
If you jackass Hawaiians didn’t put ten jillion fucking vowels in your words, you might’ve amounted to something.
“The USA is a free society [name censored], when compared to the Orwellian states in Europe”.
We can shame Coronavirus conspiracy theorists AFTER you charge your phone!
SAD: Move to Europe and decorate your new home with Confederate battle flags.
The Chinese got what they asked for, ever hear about Pearl Harbor?
Reddit circlejerks [Canada] to death.
7/2/2020...? As a response to someone who was clearly writing the date in a different format.
Europe is “overrun with Islamic fundamentalists, smells like rampant body odor, is morally bankrupt, godless, unified in name only, and inexorably decaying.”
The us should kill all of the people in North Korea. From a video about the history of fast food restaurant architecture.
I hope the Brits enjoy starvation
“Central America is 2 miles northwest of Lebanon, Kansas. Kansas is a state, not a country. This is poorly researched news.” (From a post about Costa Rica being the first Central American country to legalize gay marriage.)
God creating the Earth (10,000 BC)
“The one thing the world has that America doesn’t: A history.” He then proceeds to assume a Native American Redditor’s race.
‘No one worries about you canucks. We have single states with larger populations and GDP than you.’
From a news article about Apple's legal troubles in Italy: Clueless spaghetti benders. Also: You can always go back to living in a tent with open sewers anytime ya' want, Cochise.
The Italians (or just Europeans in general) can make their own operating systems if they hate our inventions so much. (From an article about a bill that could have potentially banned iPhone in Italy)
“Our soldiers would get twice the body count because they don’t take the time to say sooooory to everyone they drop, wedding parties included.”
Selfies are (le)terally the worst part about this generation
By far, they [Europeans] are THE most violent group on this earth. (From a video about the history of genocides in Europe)
From a video about a newly discovered Native American “Stonehenge” located in Lake Michigan that dates to the Ice Age: “Americans wanting attention.”
“Yeah no, Ireland is only famous for Conan [O’Brien] and fucking potatoes.”
My last name is a Gaelic insult from over a millennia ago which politely translates to 'unwelcome'.
TIL that every time I use a pencil sharpener, I experience a time-warp back to the 90s (from another one of those dumb only 90s kids lists)
“Europeans get testy when an American calls themselves english, german, etc.”
[Alexandria Ocasio Cortez] IS AN ILLEGAL ALIEN!!! 🌮🌮🌮
“I want to thank [Sweden] for all of their contributions to society: 1. Meatballs” (From a post about North American wildlife)
He was quite possibly the biggest pussy that ever lived.
The US TRUMPS anything Mexico has to provide as culture lol
Remember when Congress outlawed all OFF buttons on TV sets back in 2000?
“I bet he’s american, they dress like overgrown kindergarteners”
Every nation in Europe is pretty uniform...
“What if Europeans (like me) don’t want to understand the USA better?”
Found on a Windows 95 instruction video
From a news report of a teen getting arrested. Because one dumb kid=an entire generation of people.
[SED] Create an ad campaign targeted for a certain country based on that country’s past conflicts with America.
From a video that debunks an ancient European conspiracy about the Middle Ages: Love how the person who did this conspiracy clearly lives in America and not Europe where there is evidence littered everywhere...
From a video about obesity in the Pacific island of Nauru: Mexicans overtook them. Mexico is a dumber country so that's to be expected. :P
“Dutch villages [presumably rural areas] are sadly the only places you can find Dutch.”
Paris should be twinned with Mogadishu, both share countless numbers of third world vermin
If you are gay and have kids, you aren't a true LGBT (x-post from /r/lewronggeneration)
Found on an album released at the tail end of LAST YEAR. DAE Remember 2014?
“What about the famous N-word?” ...”Oh well, Americans...” “False outrage...” (Context: From a thread about the etymology of swear words, with him asking why certain swears aren’t equal with others)
Implying that America was moral and decent under Democrats
Found on a Death Grips video as a response to someone who was dating a girl who hated them
From a video about the Coronavirus pandemic: If you still want to buy from Asians after this I wish you a slow painful demise.
Since when was a game console released in 2001 for ‘90s kids only’?
Does Justin Bieber have to be mentioned on every possible music video?
If you saw this when it went viral, you are better than today's generation
From a video about making dubstep
Are 90s kids now starting to be aware about how pointless their bashing of the 2000s/2010s were now that a decade with REAL issues is happening? (Not sure if completely LWG, but it was an interesting comment)
On an album released in 2011.
On a news report of 9/11
Found on a vaporwave video
Apparently those who are either ADHD or Gay are responsible for the downfall of pop culture
Physical Distancing: Keep 1 Alligator [between people] From a Florida PSA about social distancing
Le 90s defener gets rekt
Found on a MacDailyNews article about the discontinuation of the Classic iPod.
LGBT culture defening. (From a Childfree forum)
Not once did I consider that the Michelin tire company was French...I assumed in my head that it was named for an American with a Francophone name...
Found on Facebook
Money defening apparently exists. (From one of those awful question/answer sites.)
This guy speaks out on a very serious issue that 90s kids are facing. (From a defener classic. We all know where this is from)
From a video about the paranormal
Found on a song about Christmas Unicorns
Sonic '06 defening?
Found on an album released only a mere few WEEKS ago.
YouTube comments are why this decade sucks. (From a Macintosh Plus 420 video)
(C)rap is so bad that a brave gent(le)man decided to go onto a documentary about trains to spread the good word.
From a video on how to arrest Justin Bieber
What is it with defeners and their creative misspellings of the names of artists they hate? (From a video on how to roast the Biebs)
Defener takes the b8 (From Radiohead's Creep)
Wow. I never thought I would see vaporwave defening. (From James Ferraro's 2009 album iAsia)
Some hardcore defening on a nursery rhyme video of all places.
This m'lady has CLASS (from a rant video on how modern Disney sucks)
Sampled music isn't real music
Is it cheating if I use comments from a Music Sucks Now video?
From a Death Grips Powers That B video
You're welcome, World