It be like that sometimes.
It is really hot today.
Remember that Tourette’s is a serious condition not something that PISS IN MY ASS to joke about.
He’s a big boah.
Not a part of NNN
Live Dead Live
This god damn mongorians!
When your mom picks out your outfit and says you’re a handsome boy, and any girl would be crazy not to like you.
Thanks for a year.
Can’t believe this works on here.
FOOL! My day starts with a cup of coffee and cream in the morning. That’s why I always have a tea with 2 sugar in the morning.
Made with freedom. Happy 4th!
Maka Maka Maka.
Chrona come on.
The only topping to satisfy your tastebuds.
Can’t believe this works.
It’s so cold.
Would you like fluoride?
My wife is not a hobbit
Isn’t it fun to be so giggly?
Hey osha is this ok?
My wife is not a hobbit.
Am I right?
The truth behind the science.
Let’s appreciate interpretive dance Squidward for once huh?
Fruck a you whale! And fruck a you dolphiiiin!!
Any kid when they actually meet their idol in person.
WAIT A MINUTE......
Slob on my knob?
Ventilation? Fuck it, use a fan from my house and put it in concrete.
About fish repost.
A.D and B.C aren’t there for no reason.
When she says “I’m clean I swear”...
Alright kids what is the proper way to have a good time?
When girls wear really tight pants to show off, but then are mad that you’re staring at them...
Feline the science guy.
When asked to go to the zoo.
Likewise with my wife. DON’T. PISS. HER. OFF.
Does that run on ketchup or mustard?!
Fish: Did he hit you again?! Spongebob: I’ll happen to let you know I only “fell down the stairs”.
Any guy after his first finger bang with the so called “shy girl”...
When the telemarketers call...
Keeps you safe at night.
Hey 3 year old computer. Don’t be upset, windows comes out with ‘updates’ to make me replace you.
Look at the funny face! Do da do da doo!
So? Show me how much you REALLY enjoy your food...