(Forty)Three-year-old me, getting that AT-AT I’ve been wanting since I was two.

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Give me one good reason.

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[Chef’s kiss]

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Give me one good reason.

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Quality.

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Hola desde Columbus, Ohio. Es la hora de mi sexto pintxo.

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The Willy Wonk “Experience” in Glasgow

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Buen provecho desde Columbus, Ohio

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It...appears...

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My Abuelo, circa 1950. He just turned 92 on Valentine’s Day, which is why his name is Juan Valentin.

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When your mom says, “we got Space Mutiny at home.”

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Oh man. What a prick.

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Sweetie, sit down. These men are The Police.

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Gingussy needs to calm down

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Bong

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Smells better than it used to. Doesn’t smell GOOD...

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Sad thing is, this would still be in the top ten of floor drains I’ve ever been stuck with

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I can’t wait to play it. I CAN’T wait to play it! [awkward pause]

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I am an onion.

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You’re no fun

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TIL Jabba was the sub.

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It’s an older machine, but it checks out.

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Of all the wishes to grant, the universe chose this one:

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