Shit talking with member berries
Now that's a satisfying character arc
[deleted by user]
I woke up early this morning and I thought of this because my brain hates me.
After Trump becomes president
Ma'am, our lack of power outlets wasn't a hint that you should get creative...
The face of Consistency
I'm betting the Town Pump CNC could beat that price, even if we took it out of one big chunk of steel.
I'm sure they're just busy and havent seen it yet
How to never give you up and never let you down
This is the busiest drinking day of the year.
Everybody... Everybody get naked. Come on, don't be stuck up. It's going to be great.
This is why aliens never come to visit...
reddit, is there any love for this poor, mentally challenged cat who is trying to learn to read?
Mr. McClure, what does D.N.A. stand for?
The official captions during the intro to Interdimensional Cable II
I'd like a single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat.
Give it a try. It's like kissing a peanut.
I won't get what I really want for my cake day.
Hens love rosters. Geese love ganders. Everyone else loves Ned Flanders!
Hey, Hey! Get down from the bookshelf, please! Most of those books haven't been discredited yet!
Bowling! Bowling here! Come bowl now! Get your bowling!
Sips! Expand Sipsco Coast out east!
Wanna talk about the elephant in the room?...
Get in the God damn pool San Francisco!!
Knowing the reddit community, I can't be the only one who thought this...
Okay, I'll jump on the bandwagon. Here's a pano of yesterday's sunset from Bernal.
Inside Shooty's mind
When Hulu says they'll give me their service for one dollar.
Say your prayers, Simpson
The cartoon happy meal on the McDonald's milk looks like he raped the cows.
Oh my god! OH MY GOD! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT BROWNIE?!
How to explain the internet to the guy who bought wikihow on cD rOM
Homer, are you just holding on to the can?
How to play Nickelback
Oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called City Fathers who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?
You should too...
All you need is the approval of record company lowlifes
You, sir, have the boorish manners of a yalie.
Don't be afraid to use your nails, boys!
How to keep your hostage a secret.
Let's bring on the men!
Oh no you di'int
How to know if your Archer roleplaying has gone too far
Hungry for hands in South America (x-post from /r/pics)
Pull-out kitchen faucet hose broke. What's this piece on the end? Further pics in comments
♫She didn't do it! She didn't do it!♫
My parents didn't need to have The Talk with me. This is how I learned about sex:
So art4love.com steals other people's art for money, and this is the douchebag who made the site. Can anyone tell me they're surprised?
He's always there...watching me...
I knew I should have taken a left at Albuquerque
Thank you Google News for giving me this option.