meirl

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It was an honest mistake.

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me💾irl

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So much butthurt over the appearance of a supporting character

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Maybe if I ask really nicely 👉👈🥺

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*wants to colonize Mars* *literally cannot solve traffic*

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me🥥irl

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Very cool, US lawmakers, thank you.

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Sounds like my kind of place.

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meirl

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Ah, yes Tim Allen is truly an oracle of wisdom. checkmate, atheists. 😒

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Such an inspiration! Elon truly is the future.

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Sounds about right.

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Anon gets potty trained

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It really do pee like that sometimes

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They know who their audience is

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Anon gets apocryphal

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He's not wrong, tho.

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meirl

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MRW I trust a fart too much and it ends up being explosive diarrhea

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I'm needing an appraisal on this one. Potential?

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meirl

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How to save time and money clipping your dog's nails

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gay🥴irl

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me irl

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gay😩irl

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It's supposed to read bassmaster.

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meirl

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reality is often stranger than satire

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meirl

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😇😈

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gay_irl

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Missionaries convert to Jediism

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That fantastic recovery almost makes it look intentional... almost

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gay🚮irl

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meirl

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Tinfoil hats must be worn during church service.

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me🤘irl

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Windows just don't care. Look at him running that last century driver. He doesn't even give a shit.

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Dammit, Lydia

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me irl

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me_irl

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I honestly don't know how to even begin woth this one.

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Here's a little moo to brighten your day

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me irl

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Veggie Tales still gets a pass.

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gay irl

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Wow that went from 0-100 real quick.

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meirl

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Should we tell them?

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Scientists are still tirelessly looking into this burning question.

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Worked for me

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Sorry if I think god's opinion on literally anything is invalid. 🤷

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gay🙅irl

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🤯🤯

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me_irl

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gay😭irl

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And take some sunflower seeds, too

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gay🍑irl

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me😈irl

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The only appropriate response.

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me🐸irl

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I'll wait until I see more research on it first, Peter.

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This listing better be close to a fucking hospital.

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me irl

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Oh boy, dinner!

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Very good, haha, yes.

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...that weirdly sounds kinda hot.

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damn, conservative christians do make some dank ass memes sometimes

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it's outrageous!

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it's worth the extra effort to fix the autocorrect.

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No, Pooh!

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Checkmate

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every scientist's origin story

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Seriously, it's getting a bit ridiculous at this point.

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me irl

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Trans mascs are more masculine than most cis men tbh

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If I ever see Jesus again, he's a dead man.

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I mean... what's God done for me lately?

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The real question

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me🍪irl

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The BBC is at it again.

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me_irl

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Satan bless her heart. She's the wife of a preacher and doesn't know any better.

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seems about on-brand for Chick-Fil-A

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BREAKING: those snowflakes are trying to censor the Bible now.

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Let's go on a trip to kill god.

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Veggie Tales still gets a pass.

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Why art thou hitting thyself, Jacob?

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Where are those fucking bozos who stole fruit from my tree?

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Anon feels again

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There is only one god... As long as you ignore literally all the other gods in Christianity.

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Fuck that bigot chicken

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Jesus bless the Lord. ❤️

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The forbidden fruit and the forbidden root.

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Take and eat the cheddar bay biscuits, for they are my body.

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Better be a deadeye shot

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If Jesus actually returned and got a load of his modern-day followers.

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Sorry, didn't mean to ignore your texts for the past two millennia haha. My bad lmao.

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Every time

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God, just kiss and make up already.

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Hey, I don't make the rules.

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Japanese is such a beautiful language

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Do you think they even know about Satan, tho?

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gay😉irl

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Burn, baby burn!

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MRW I'm explaining the US Healthcare system to my European friend

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Don't threaten me with a good time. 🐸

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Benjamin Guggenheim was a first-class passenger aboard the Titanic in 1912. After he and his manservant helped women and children board the life boats, they changed into their best attire to prepare to die like gentlemen.

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it still happens every year, tho.

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gay_irl

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God gives his toughest battles to his strongest -- ah, fuck it. Get wrecked, Job.

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me_irl

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gay🎮irl

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I just love frogs ._.

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Pedantics on accuracy aside, this still makes me giggle every time I think about it.

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Capitalist simps be like

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My grandpa tried rocking my nephew to sleep, but ended up rocking himself to sleep.

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Man, right in the feels.

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Buy a jacket, get a free demon.

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I don't know what I'm doing anymore

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We're very articulate people.

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Ignoring the obvious ignorance of basic linguistics, can we talk about how canonically, the Bible explicitly makes a whole big deal about God having preferred pronouns even though he does not have a gender?

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It's such a beautiful language

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These little guys don't get enough love on this sub, so here's a rat wearing a sweater

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Canberra, Australia [1600x1200]

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Never thought about it that way, but now you mention it...

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Strap in for the ride, buttercup. Shit's about to get wild.

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meirl

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Best system in the world...

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What gives?

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Been there

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gay_irl

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Isn't that just beautiful, children? ❤️

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Ken M's second cousin

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It's time to stop pretending that it's about so-called sanctity of life.

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*labored grunting*

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I'm just here for the frogs.

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Yes.

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me⚰️irl

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HMFT after I maneuver through this traffic.

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Because I spend the rest of the time bent over with my face pressed against the bedpost, Timothy.

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