“NEXT!” *Cut to miles long line of very traumatized child soldiers waiting outside the door*8mo ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
Video game blorbos who are canonically psychotic killing machines11mo ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/CuratedTumblr
The only innocent faction are the Necrons and that is because they’re just a bunch of silly little guys who just happen to have reality shattering super weapons1yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
Who said warp gods could only worshipped by the species that created them?2yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
You think that if one faction started selling way more than Imperium models GW would make them the main POV faction? Cause I do. A lot.1yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
*Gives Perturabo a hug before getting turned into a fresh coat of wall paint*2yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
Just whatever you like, doesn’t have to be a certain genre or anything2yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
It’s a miracle he never died of a heart attack even with being a perpetual.2yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
I just think it would be really interesting and an angle of the universe that hasn’t really been explored in any detail2yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
Death to the False Emperor! All Hail [Insert important Battletech character here]2yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
Don’t bother arguing with me, I have portrayed you as the dumb wojack and myself as the smart wojack, I have already won1yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
I get the impulse to go for being adopted into a loving family, but personally I’d recommend a found family of homeless street punks just to have a sharper contrast to the ultra-authoritarianism of Krieg.2yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
Who needs grief counseling when you have a shitty boss and a new cult?2yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/overlord
Ngl, I would forsake my humanity so fast you couldn’t even say “Ship of Theseus” in time. And not that pansy humanoid robot shit either, I’m talking whole ass quadrupedal mobile artillery platform2yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
You see the difference between Chekov’s Gun and Chekov’s Primarch is that only one will actually be used1yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
The dude fought and won a war against an entire species of Emperors he best be given the respect he deserves1yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
On top of it just being plain wrong. Like imagine if the Borg and the ‘Nids joined into one horrific biotechnological psychic hivemind, Reality itself would be doomed2yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
I can’t wait until GW is forced to make xenos models ‘cause if they don’t they’ll look racist3yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
Fun fact, an easy way to end poverty is to just enslave them all and/or raise them in factory farms to be slaughtered for food2yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/memes
Not like this was an actual argument but I thought the idea was funny2yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
Thankfully my xenocidal monarchic robot overlords have never done anything wrong unlike you dirty imperials /s1yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
Like probably a good 90% of his “ethical code” was made up on the spot to justify more skinnings and there’s nothing you can do to change my mind1yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
Seriously guys, the Interex and Diasporex were a direct refutations that the Emperor’s ideas were the only way3yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
I would like to introduce my new political belief: Onionism. The complete belief in everything The Onion has ever made and posted in any form of media what so ever.4yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Jreg
Imagine being the smartest in the family but somehow being less self aware than your brother with the agony pins shoved in his brain2yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
This is the ideal Warhammer fans body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like2yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
Personal head cannon of mine: Kriegers would completely breakdown if someone hugged them.3yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! PREFERABLY O- NEGATIVE AS IT IS IN HIGH DEMAND BUT EVERY LITTLE BIT HELPS!1yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
Imagine surviving for thousands of years as an unstoppable weapon of war only to die of heatstroke3yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
Why do so many characters and factions have such a godawful haircut GW?2yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
Just wait until he sees the other 21 dolls, one for the whole family.1yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
Well, good guys at least by the standards of the galaxy around them anyway2yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
None can stop me from creating my custom SM loyal to a friendly xenos empire3yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
This just in: Space tyrant driven by radical ideology fucks over entire galaxy, no one surprised.2yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
Vezimira, emwattnot, and drunk rememberancer eat your hearts out because a new artist is in town1yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
Lmao imagine failing to kill a pantheon of gods so badly you single handedly made them stronger than they’ve ever been before1yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
“Citizens of the world: We have just received world that the Necron Empire has extinguished our sun. We have eight minutes of sunlight left. Until then, tell your family you love them and hug your children. May the gods save us all.”2yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
“belief or opinion contrary to orthodox religious (especially Christian) doctrine.”2yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
Being the only one with enough common sense to realize that “just nuke the fucker” is the best way to deal with Angron kinda proves that just by itself2yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
I couldn’t find a dsmp version of the drake format, but the point still stands.3yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/dreamsmp
Personally, I wanted to add them into the background of Pixar movies, but whatever.2yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/lgbtmemes
Seriously guys, the Interex and Diasporex were meant to be direct refutations that the Emperor’s Ideals were the only way3yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Sigmarxism
Just kidding, he’s already done it. Constantly doing it, actually if you want to be technical.2yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
The God Emperor of Mankind Master of Mankind The Corpse Emperor. Bearer of the word “Anthema”, and God of the Seven Part World1yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/killsixbilliondemons
New crackpot lore theory: the galaxy is still in the Age of Strife, the Imperium just pretends they saved humanity ten thousand years ago2yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
I still think “Keeper of Secrets” sounds a lot more like a name for a Tzeentchian demon than a Slaanesh one2yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
Peryite, Hermeaus Mora, Mehrunes Dagon are all too busy fighting cease and desists from the Chaos Gods to do any thing1yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
“The gods love you” - Khorag, and just about everyone else in the FB trilogy to Fabulous Bill.2yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
The hardest part was getting the armour to reproduce with them, but that’s nothing a little bio armour and tyranid DNA can’t fix2yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
Love me a woman that can shoot a psychotic trans human killing machine in the face and send him to his room3yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
Sorry about the white line, couldn’t figure out how to get rid of that1yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
Rare pict of a chaos corrupted planetary governor plotting to assassinate a disguised vampire.3yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
Why do you have to choose between the ethnonationalists that the other ethnonationalists secretly want to win or the crumbling puppet empire run by those same ethnonationalists and not just cut out the middleman and work with the real ethnonationalists behind everything?2yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/TrueSTL
It would sorta be like trying to impregnate a gorilla. It just ain’t happenin’2yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
POV: You are a Necron advisor being questioned by your Phaeron about the state of the galaxy.3yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
Like as a small fleet of lost colony ships that crash landed to justify why they aren’t just taking over the world instantly2yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
Need help with a custom Ohioan culture - Sincerely, a person not from Ohio1yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Ohio
Weird that Chaos hasn’t just tried poisoning his food with some cheese.2yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
“Yeah lmao, god is real but he doesn’t control me.” VS “I literally met god face to face and told her to fuck off because she isn’t real.”2yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
At least it wasn’t an Alpharious joke. People who make those are the worst2yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
Ok but for real if I could actually get full body cybernetic implants I would do it in a heart beat. And you better fucking believe I wouldn’t even be humanoid1yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
In the grim darkness of the vaguely napoleonic era, there is only 1s GOD DAMNIT NOT AGAIN HOW HAS ONE GUY KILLED TEN OF MINE?!2yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
I really hope that LD uses its animation to use more non humanoid aliens in Star Fleet, especially since they have significantly more freedom when it comes to character designs with animation2yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/LowerDecks
Skyrim? Morrowind? Sorry, your your game doesn’t have the ‘The Elder Scrolls: Arena’ Blacksmith then it might as well not exist2yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/TrueSTL
Necrons really could just solo everything in 40k, except maybe Tyranids but that’s only because their win condition would be having to protect humanity.2yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
TFW when your horrifically overpowered unstoppable faction doesn’t curb stomp the other horrifically powerful unstoppable factions1yr ⋅ Not-Alpharious ⋅ r/Grimdank
