How to discourage tailgaters.

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Maybe you could bring him to the presentation.

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Maybe it's some kind of solar collector

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Bitch, the dismount needs work.

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Bitch, I'm a people mover.

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Today's OSHA violation brought to you by.. [x-post /r/Justrolledintotheshop/]

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Bitch, I make my own door.

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Computer crash

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Just rolled out of the shop?

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Bitch, the bridge is out.

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Bitch, I've been put out to pasture.

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Bitch, I'm a frozen bus.

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Gear! Crap! I forgot to lower the gear!

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Made in the shade

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Bitch, I'm an aquabus.

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Bitch, I'm hanging by a thread.

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A little too much weight there.

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Let's check out the beach he said.

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No fair, Bitch! You cut ahead of me!

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Bitch, I think I'll go for a dip.

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Russian edition

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Bitch, your barrier won't stop me!

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Little help here, guys!

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Because why bother?

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In Russia the shop comes to you.

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Irony

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Bitch, I'm the track.

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Bitch, I got SWATed

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There's someone under that school bus.

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Bitch, I'm a scrap yard.

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Well, at least his teeth are clean.

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Come with me, Bitch

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Bitch, I'm too tall.

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Bitch, I'm an Irish bus.

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City bus in the side pocket, Bitch.

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Hey, anybody can have a load shift.

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Bitch, I'm the little engine that couldn't

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Playing darts in Russia

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Bitch, I'm smoking! (don't wait for it)

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Birthday flameout.

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Bitch, I'll just lie down here.

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I'll just liven things up a little.

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Watch your back, Bitch

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Here, let me help you out.

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Boss, I had a little trouble...

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This is not going as planned.

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Umm... I think you're doing it wrong.

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Oops

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I'll take the bag, Bitch

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World class (Romania)

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Brain trust creates flame thrower.

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Honey, I'm home.

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You old guys should not be playing with fireworks

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Poof!

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On second thought, maybe I’ll park somewhere else.

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Arson. You're doing it wrong.

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The competition.

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Bitch, you lucked out.

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Bitch, Thomas go boom.

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Bitch, who stole the rails?

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One-handed!

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Inter-species tow

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Bitch, you have no idea ...

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The trick is that you have to jump.

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Sawmill safety

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I have a feeling there's going to be an opening on the team.

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Hmm... Where to start?

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Don't need no stinkin' tow truck!

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Yeah, I'm hot!

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Bringing the fire of knowledge to young minds.

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Bitch, I'm a holy bus

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Bitch, I'm a mess.

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The Hindenburg experiment

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And ... they're still at it

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Fire? What fire?

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Acetone. Because hair doesn't burn well enough on its own.

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Brains optional

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It's a twofer. Wrong way and crosswalk.

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This looks like fun.

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Everyone walked away.

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So take the damn picture already!

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Just a quick spritz to the face.

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Another patriot celebrating our country's birthday.

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The adventures of Firecracker Man.

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Criminal mastermind at work

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Just because there's a fire engine doesn't mean I can't park here.

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Air hook 2

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Money to burn.

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Bitch, it's a picnic.

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If you're gonna go, go big.

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Hot birthday kiss

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Bitch, it's a drive-thru train wash!

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Damned weight limits!

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Wanna give this one a try?

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The good old days

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How they do it in Georgia (the country)

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OK, who forgot to secure the scaffolding? [x-post from /r/catastrophicfailure]

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Dragon breath

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A day in the life, winter edition.

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Burnt art

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Bitch, I'm the express.

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Oh, heck. Let's just leave it there.

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Uh, Boss, I had a little trouble with the tank.

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Bus lane, Bitch.

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Bitch, we gotta stop meeting like this.

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This costume gives me super powers!

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Perfect fit.

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Bitch, we're coming through!

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Whatever it takes.

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Double load. Triple is you count the trailer.

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Faceplant (x-post from r/WTF)

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No need to blow it out first.

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Bitch, I'll take that trailer.

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Guy was flying

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So, was that really a good idea?

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That's one way.

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Bitch, we're a Hog Farm.

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Hot hat

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No problem. The Prius can handle it.

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Stack 'em up!

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This will be fun.

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Oh, crap.

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Bitch, I make house calls.

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He said the temptation was too much. I'm wondering about the trucker's temptation.

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More flaming shots. When will they ever learn?

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I'll just put it over here.

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Return of moustache man

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Bitch, I caught another one.

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This is not going to be pretty.

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Check the timing

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Bitch, I'm a movie theater.

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Hope it holds

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Bitch, I'm topless

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The nose knows

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Bitch, you're messing with the view

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Flaming jump rope? Why not?

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The fun keeps coming.

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I know! A flaming drink through a straw!

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Ball went Fire stayed.

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Bitch, I'm a frozen train

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Arson 101, Lesson 1: Stand back.

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The Prius can definitely handle it.

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Dream truck

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Watch your back.

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Lucky to be alive.

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Load 'em up!

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Needs an extraction

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