I got so many cuts on my delicate, office worker hands π©1yr β noodlepooodle β r/TrollXChromosomes
Die Tafel hat eine fantastische vegane Auswahl - diesmal gabβs Linsenpatties und Aufschnitt, letzte Woche Pudding und Seitan Steaks.2yr β noodlepooodle β r/VeganDE
MRW my fwb needs to finish some chores while I'm at his place, but because I'm there he does them completely nude. Woof.8yr β noodlepooodle β r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I come to visit my boyfriend (which is quite a hassle as I don't have a car and public transport is terrible here) just to come in and discover he literally just finished jerking off.9yr β noodlepooodle β r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW I'm at the checkout line braless, in my pyjamas and the two things I'm buying are wine and a pregnancy test.7yr β noodlepooodle β r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my anniversary vacation fell through because my boyfriend doesn't know how to plan ahead. So I invested my share of the money in three new vibrators, really good liqour and boots.8yr β noodlepooodle β r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW when roommate and her friend come home and start judging me hardcore for drinking beer and binging on Netflix at noon. On my one day off.9yr β noodlepooodle β r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW I realize that I was going to use my time off this summer to get back in shape but it's already August and I'm still all flabby.9yr β noodlepooodle β r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW today I got my period, got bitched out by a bunch of costumers and teased by my creepy coworker. After all that, my 80 year old boss comes down and in front of all our costumers and coworkers says: Go take off your makeup. Your lipstick makes you look slutty and it'll distract our costumers.9yr β noodlepooodle β r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I just landed an interview for my dream job at Planned Parenthood! Trolls, I'm so excited!9yr β noodlepooodle β r/TrollXChromosomes
I didn't get accepted into my choice school... So now I have to move, and leave behind the life I built here. Hold me Trolls.6yr β noodlepooodle β r/TrollXChromosomes
My boyfriend is a bit socially awkward and sometimes he doens't really understand what's okay and what isn't. FYI, taking his friend as a date to a date party at his fraternity cause she just wouldn't feel comfortable without him, isn't.9yr β noodlepooodle β r/TrollXChromosomes
I just ate a box of Mac n' Cheese, a grilled cheese, a bag of gummy bears and a bag of chocolate drops. I'm a petite women of around 5 feet. Stress eatimg is making me explode.9yr β noodlepooodle β r/TrollXChromosomes
My FWB is being a cowardly dick, I discovered debt I didn't know I had, and I spent last night in the hospital with unbearable chest pain and they don't know what caused it. Halp.7yr β noodlepooodle β r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW I'm currently on holiday and get all sexy to go out, but since I'm not gonna get laid I can put on my super comfy dude underwear.9yr β noodlepooodle β r/TrollXChromosomes
I just had 3/4 of a bottle of wine and dark chocolate for dinner. Feelin' fabulous.9yr β noodlepooodle β r/TrollXChromosomes
It looks a little messy, but damn it was delicious! Pancake Brunch - 257kcal for batter alone, 555kcal for this whole plate! (Xpost from r/vegan1200isplenty)7yr β noodlepooodle β r/1200isplenty
I just got offered my dream position at Planned Parenthood. MFW I can't take the offer, because they just informed me I need to have access to a car at all times. I don't think I've ever been so disappointed Trolls.9yr β noodlepooodle β r/TrollXChromosomes
The incredibly hot guy I went on an amazing date with last week, never texted me. Then when I texted him, he read it and never answered. This sucks.8yr β noodlepooodle β r/TrollXChromosomes
Just drank an entire bottle of Chardonnay and finished off a box of Mac n' Cheese. Taa-daaa!9yr β noodlepooodle β r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm watching Inside Amy Schumer for the first time and I just restocked my snack storage with mozzarella sticks, Twizzlers and white wine. This is me for the rest of the day.9yr β noodlepooodle β r/TrollXChromosomes
My boyfriend is a 12h trip away. So I'm alone but I have crappy nachos and Chardonney, so I'll be okay!9yr β noodlepooodle β r/TrollXChromosomes
My big Saturday night plans are drinking the other half of my 30 rack and watching all the Shrek movies. Being able to combine my childhood and adulthood is just fabulous.9yr β noodlepooodle β r/TrollXChromosomes
I just got super wasted with my bf's seven male suite mates in order to get close and familiar to them. MFW it's working.9yr β noodlepooodle β r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW I see my boyfriend clean shaven for the first time in two years.9yr β noodlepooodle β r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my boyfriend says (I think jut to piss me off) that Mr. Rogers was probably a creepy pervert who touched children and only did his show because he's greedy and power hungry. Mr. Rogers was and is one of my biggest heroes.9yr β noodlepooodle β r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm visiting my bf in his suite at college with 7 other guys and I was really nervous. MRW they all collectively tell me how psyched they are to party with me and all give me bro hugs or high fives.9yr β noodlepooodle β r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm trying to help my little sister with her application process for a year abroad. Every time I think we're done she goes Oh shit, I totally forgot about this one thing!9yr β noodlepooodle β r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I realize I regret breaking up with my boyfriend of 3 1/2 years... I just wonder if I regret it for the wrong reasons.7yr β noodlepooodle β r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm alone with tortilla chips and Chardonney. Time to get wasted and make boring nachos!9yr β noodlepooodle β r/drunk
Trolls, I'm so lost. I love my boyfriend so much, but I don't know if we're happy right now. We just spent an amazing vacation and are moving in together. But I'm also leaving the country in September. Agfdgjhb.8yr β noodlepooodle β r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm stupidly checking out a backstabbing ex-friends facebook page... And discover she got really fat.9yr β noodlepooodle β r/TrollXChromosomes
I don't know if I'm not getting period because of my Birthcontrol or cause I'm pregnant. MRW I'm about to take a pregnancy test for the first time!9yr β noodlepooodle β r/TrollXChromosomes
My boyfriend and I have managed not to openly fart in front of each other for two years. MRW I just accidentally let a huge one rip while we're watching TV.9yr β noodlepooodle β r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF after a having a tremendously shitty day and making an entire box of Mac n' Cheese just for me and pouring myself a huge mug of white wine.10yr β noodlepooodle β r/TrollXChromosomes
I just finished my five hour exam!! Ladies, I crushed it.10yr β noodlepooodle β r/TrollXChromosomes
My LDBF was just here for two weeks. I have never had such a great vacation. Amazing sex, happiness, no fights... Worth the wait.10yr β noodlepooodle β r/TrollXChromosomes
Drinking coffee on my period make for the worst period shits ever. How can one body hold this much poop?10yr β noodlepooodle β r/TrollXChromosomes
My aunt just ditched my sister to hang out with her new boyfriend. The same reason she cancelled our planned picnic. We're only visiting for two weeks.9yr β noodlepooodle β r/TrollXChromosomes
I get home from a triple shift of waitressing and when I close my eyes to go to sleep all I see is my order taker and stupid plates. MAKE IT STOP10yr β noodlepooodle β r/TrollXChromosomes
Me trying to get into my spanx for my tight, sexy party dress after gaining 7 pounds...10yr β noodlepooodle β r/TrollXChromosomes
Us mods here are all totally stumped... Help us with design and flair and... EVERYTHING PLEASE! If you can :)9yr β noodlepooodle β r/TrolltheDistance
HIFW I should be writing my paper due Saturday and instead I am browsing TrollX10yr β noodlepooodle β r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm trying to figure out some good/funny quote or saying to put in my graduation book from Uni as my life philosophy. Any ideas ladies?9yr β noodlepooodle β r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I discover I'm going to get my period the exact day my LDBF is getting here.10yr β noodlepooodle β r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm trying to get some sexy time with my long distance BF via skype and his roommate walks in, so they start discussing his new hookah pen instead.9yr β noodlepooodle β r/TrollXChromosomes
My SO are finally together again! For 7 whole weeks :) I'm currently bursting with joy! I'm meeting all of his new friends and colleagues, hanging with his fam, having amazing sex... You really can have it all!9yr β noodlepooodle β r/TrolltheDistance
I don't think I have ever been so ashamed in my life. I still have to research and write a 25 page essay ti Jan. 25th. Somehow, I can't sit down and work. HELP! How do I do this?10yr β noodlepooodle β r/AskTrollX
I haven't seen my graduating class in 2 months. MRW when are all at the nadatory dance classes together and they're doing the preppy rich-bitch stuff I hate. Just remebered why I'm glad to be graduating!9yr β noodlepooodle β r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I found out that I drunk skyped my LD BF on Friday and apperently said a bunch of weird/mean things that I don't recall ever thinking when sober. Fuck you, drunk me!10yr β noodlepooodle β r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I have terrible back and neck pains and my wonderful boyfriend runs out to get me pain meds and a heating pad. Then once he returns he gives me a long, relaxing massage and does all my chores. I'm pretty lucky.9yr β noodlepooodle β r/TrollXChromosomes
Being in a LDR is really hard sometims. Do any of you ladies ever miss the single life?9yr β noodlepooodle β r/TrolltheDistance
