Daughter wanted a homemade “Little Mermaid” cake. I tried really hard.5yr ⋅ noodlepartipoodle ⋅ r/ExpectationVsReality
Elementary school Thanksgiving concert. Principal asked everyone not to stand up to video or photograph so everyone could see their child in the concert. Apparently, standing in front of a pole makes you invisible to the hundreds seated behind you.4yr ⋅ noodlepartipoodle ⋅ r/EntitledPeople
My retired in-laws love Christmas, and love decorating their home. Two weeks ago, a vandal came around and slashed all their lawn inflatables. After they filed the police report, the officer went and purchased new decorations for them out of his own pocket.5yr ⋅ noodlepartipoodle ⋅ r/HumansBeingBros
My sister gifted me this needle-felted Possum necklace. The grabbies and tail have wires so they can grab the necklace leather.2yr ⋅ noodlepartipoodle ⋅ r/Opossums
I’ve been promising my son a milkshake for days. Finally swung through to pick up one for him. The scene when we got home...2yr ⋅ noodlepartipoodle ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
We have all experienced others minimizing our migraines by claiming “It’s just a headache.” I was amused by Reddit’s suggestion of r/nails as “Similar to Migraine.” Sure, Reddit, exactly the same.4yr ⋅ noodlepartipoodle ⋅ r/migraine
Subbed at a middle school today as a favor to my Principal friend - never again - exhaustedly fell asleep on the couch, and my puppy ate my copy of Devil in Winter.2yr ⋅ noodlepartipoodle ⋅ r/RomanceBooks
Firefighters rescue Little Girl and Pepper from house fire in Huntington Beach, CA. (8/22/18)6yr ⋅ noodlepartipoodle ⋅ r/HumansBeingBros
We stopped to drop off one of my daughter’s friends, and this random snaggletooth jumped into my van and gave me this face.6yr ⋅ noodlepartipoodle ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingDerps
I’ve been sick for a week, and my husband knows how much joy possums bring me.5yr ⋅ noodlepartipoodle ⋅ r/Opossums
