They spend their work time farming and free time mining and building2mo ⋅ Noob_Guy_666 ⋅ r/HistoryMemes
You're Paladin? alright, you're Fighter now because you break your oath -the DM, in session 01yr ⋅ Noob_Guy_666 ⋅ r/dndmemes
How the hell did you keep playing with this asshole? - the lich, to the former paladin2yr ⋅ Noob_Guy_666 ⋅ r/dndmemes
if your DM invoke Rule 0 after this, you're legally allow to lock him in your basement1yr ⋅ Noob_Guy_666 ⋅ r/dndmemes
What an entitled prick, they won't get a better healer than me! - That cleric after being kicked from the table1yr ⋅ Noob_Guy_666 ⋅ r/dndmemes
You don't need those useless knife when you have the power of god! - that cleric, about to cause TPK1yr ⋅ Noob_Guy_666 ⋅ r/dndmemes
I think I'll drop from the game - that player, 5 seconds before finishing the session 02yr ⋅ Noob_Guy_666 ⋅ r/dndmemes
Imagine being immune to physical attack just to lose to 130 tons monster with no magical attack - DM2yr ⋅ Noob_Guy_666 ⋅ r/dndmemes
You should try smarter trick - BBEG before bear-hugging rogue, probably2yr ⋅ Noob_Guy_666 ⋅ r/dndmemes
What? Marut just doing their job, someone is about to make Cloning Factory - the DM1yr ⋅ Noob_Guy_666 ⋅ r/dndmemes
Remember, Scorching Ray and Eldritch Blast has multiattack property while Magic Missile don't2yr ⋅ Noob_Guy_666 ⋅ r/dndmemes
No, you step on it and die, no save, just dead, now make a new character or get out of my sight - that DM, probably1yr ⋅ Noob_Guy_666 ⋅ r/dndmemes
Alright then! everyone, including Cleric, we will let the Wizard - Devotion Paladin, before lock Wizard in a room full of Rakshasa, probably2yr ⋅ Noob_Guy_666 ⋅ r/dndmemes
No no no no no, I had houseruled that you still need your mod to beat the AC to hit, what is the total? - the DM, running Adventure League game, probably1yr ⋅ Noob_Guy_666 ⋅ r/dndmemes
THEY'RE COMMON FOR REASON! also, here's my 25th human fighter to the party2yr ⋅ Noob_Guy_666 ⋅ r/dndmemes
The ONLY non-chosen one currently in the series is agent from Daggerfall, but nobody play Daggerfall anyway so none of you even aware of it9mo ⋅ Noob_Guy_666 ⋅ r/ElderScrolls
Just get a new sheet, how hard could that be? - That DM in the 2nd week, probably2yr ⋅ Noob_Guy_666 ⋅ r/dndmemes
I may be a dedicated healer, but if you don't contribute ANYTHING to the party, don't expect Spare The Dying from me2yr ⋅ Noob_Guy_666 ⋅ r/dndmemes
I want to see if you have willpower strong enough to NOT shit your pant or not - the DM2yr ⋅ Noob_Guy_666 ⋅ r/dndmemes
there, the easiest and simplest solution for you if you really hate Dawnbreaker that much2yr ⋅ Noob_Guy_666 ⋅ r/ElderScrolls
you know, I should've invite Lawful Stupid Paladin with me instead - Rogue, probably2yr ⋅ Noob_Guy_666 ⋅ r/dndmemes
Stop whining, you have magical item DM, to a paladin who doesn't has any magical item3yr ⋅ Noob_Guy_666 ⋅ r/dndmemes
That for being a wicked man and break your oath for your own desire - the DM, after making henchmen stabbing the ex-paladin for Neutral Good deed, probably2yr ⋅ Noob_Guy_666 ⋅ r/dndmemes
did you miss the attack in point blank 100 of the time? good, that's literally what you wanted5mo ⋅ Noob_Guy_666 ⋅ r/ElderScrolls
tell them that your undead will do it and you will end up kick them all out for inactivity, trust1yr ⋅ Noob_Guy_666 ⋅ r/dndmemes
Oh for fuck sake! - DM, watching the party parking APC inside an orphanage and eat the baby3yr ⋅ Noob_Guy_666 ⋅ r/dndmemes
Warlock: But balor is like SUPER strong, why can't I use him to chop down those tree line?3yr ⋅ Noob_Guy_666 ⋅ r/dndmemes
I don't play the 'Second Chance' game either so try it, I dare you - the DM to the cleric, probably2yr ⋅ Noob_Guy_666 ⋅ r/dndmemes
Oh, you casting a spell with your blood? good *Pump a shotgun* easy insta-NAT203yr ⋅ Noob_Guy_666 ⋅ r/dndmemes
How this thing work again? - Me on my 10th time reading LMoP, probably2yr ⋅ Noob_Guy_666 ⋅ r/dndmemes
They save the best for last, by that I mean being absolute garbage through & through, as per tradition1yr ⋅ Noob_Guy_666 ⋅ r/dndmemes
yeah, she's just slightly above average like him - that player, probably1yr ⋅ Noob_Guy_666 ⋅ r/dndmemes
What? it's realistic! nobody is waiting for you to help them! - the DM and literally half of the gaming community for some reason1yr ⋅ Noob_Guy_666 ⋅ r/dndmemes
I didn't know trying to intimidate the invading orc would sooooooooooooo punishing!2yr ⋅ Noob_Guy_666 ⋅ r/dndmemes
You can't tell me with a straight face that their outfit doesn't look dapper2yr ⋅ Noob_Guy_666 ⋅ r/ElderScrolls
Why did you use non-combat option in all-out combat again? - Barbarian2yr ⋅ Noob_Guy_666 ⋅ r/dndmemes
What's wrong with the name Jugemu Jugemu Goko-no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Kunerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakoji-no Burakoji Paipopaipo Paipo-no Shuringan Shuringan-no Gurindai Gurindai-no Ponpokopii-no Ponpokona-no Chokyumei-no Chosuke, HM??2yr ⋅ Noob_Guy_666 ⋅ r/dndmemes
Well? enjoy your power you want so much already, it's all your to freely use - the DM, probably1yr ⋅ Noob_Guy_666 ⋅ r/dndmemes
What the hell is that? - enemy archer, moment before being yeeted off the cliff by a pointy stick2yr ⋅ Noob_Guy_666 ⋅ r/dndmemes
wear and tear, until there is no more, no back down, only forward, short of dark cold embrace of death shall they escape2yr ⋅ Noob_Guy_666 ⋅ r/dndmemes
FINE! take Revivify and stop being a whining! - that cleric, to the pile of dust1yr ⋅ Noob_Guy_666 ⋅ r/dndmemes
He didn't read how the spell work, did he? - Fighter, to Cleric while watching Illusionist go into melee range, probably2yr ⋅ Noob_Guy_666 ⋅ r/dndmemes
auto Divine Intervention is cool and all but consider this: Super Saiyan mode1yr ⋅ Noob_Guy_666 ⋅ r/dndmemes
You're a terribly bad criminal, I'm a scout for the army, we're not the same2yr ⋅ Noob_Guy_666 ⋅ r/dndmemes
Great, I'm working for a serial killer... - that NPC Lizardfolk, probably2yr ⋅ Noob_Guy_666 ⋅ r/dndmemes
First, you're being a mssive prick right now. Second, your STR is now -3 - Shadow, probably2yr ⋅ Noob_Guy_666 ⋅ r/dndmemes
