HIF about myself as I'm making a grocery list in Excel, then cutting and pasting the items in the order they're stocked in the store.9yr ⋅ NoNameNikk ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Being married means having someone to annoy the piss out of on a daily basis. This is me every time the Mr. is standing at the bathroom mirror.10yr ⋅ NoNameNikk ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
So my 9 year old was asking me questions about presidential candidates and how the whole process works. MRW she ends the conversation with I think Castle should run for president. He'd be good at it.9yr ⋅ NoNameNikk ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I really wish I worked side by side with the husband, just so I could randomly do this to him.10yr ⋅ NoNameNikk ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
The husband needs to clear his schedule tomorrow evening. I've planned a wild night; shit's about to go down.9yr ⋅ NoNameNikk ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I fantasize about storing my husband under my desk at work for the sole purpose of eating the snatch all day.9yr ⋅ NoNameNikk ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I have a feeling if my mom could interweb a little better, she'd be on here chatting with us about shits and giggles.9yr ⋅ NoNameNikk ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF leaving work today knowing my only plans for tomorrow are: beer, pizza, annoying the piss out of my husband and fondling his cock.9yr ⋅ NoNameNikk ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I go out in public knowing my undies can be seen by strangers through my leggings.9yr ⋅ NoNameNikk ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
A fairly accurate depiction of me most Saturday and Sunday mornings.10yr ⋅ NoNameNikk ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
M(Husband's)RW I stick my finger in his asscrack any chance I get.10yr ⋅ NoNameNikk ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
M(internal)RW I spot the exact location of my husband's dick in his pants in public.10yr ⋅ NoNameNikk ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I tell him something not-quite-right is going on in the crotchal region, but within an hour he's going downtown, leaving me with a dazzling orgasm. He ain't afraid of no funk.9yr ⋅ NoNameNikk ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I just read an article on what product individuals are stocking up on most in each state, and mine happens to be batteries.9yr ⋅ NoNameNikk ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
M(& my husband's)RW we get paid today, Christmas bonuses included.10yr ⋅ NoNameNikk ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW the goods hurt from (apparently) rough coitus this weekend, but we go ahead and push through another round.10yr ⋅ NoNameNikk ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW the lady at the local butcher shop says, this one is about the size of Dolly's implants and you men like 'em big to the gentleman ordering chicken breasts.10yr ⋅ NoNameNikk ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MR as 31 year old adult who just wants to drink beer and eat pizza. Zero fucks given.10yr ⋅ NoNameNikk ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm walking back to my desk from a break in the pisser and see a camera from the local news channel in our lobby. Nope.9yr ⋅ NoNameNikk ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm sick. MRW my husband went in for a morning wam-bam and I had a violent coughing attack while his dick was in me.9yr ⋅ NoNameNikk ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW we decide to start eating healthier, yet I'm cramming Andy Capp Hot Fries down my throat at 9:00 a.m.10yr ⋅ NoNameNikk ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my boss wants to chat endlessly today and I'm really not in the mood for human interaction.10yr ⋅ NoNameNikk ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I walk into a meeting and see that my boss has a toilet seat cover hanging out of the back of her pants. Ha.9yr ⋅ NoNameNikk ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm off work for a day and upon return notice a coworker fucked with the supplies on my desk.10yr ⋅ NoNameNikk ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
M(& my husband's)R to finding a 6-pack of really good beer in the frig that neither of us remember purchasing while day-drinking this past weekend. Score!10yr ⋅ NoNameNikk ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my husband tells me the full coverage tank top I have on at work in not acceptable and he's disappointed...10yr ⋅ NoNameNikk ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I give my husband just enough hints on his Christmas gifts to drive him batshit crazy.10yr ⋅ NoNameNikk ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF when the husband takes my items while shopping and insists on paying for them.10yr ⋅ NoNameNikk ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a co-worker tells customers that we bill in the rear, instead of in arrears.9yr ⋅ NoNameNikk ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW (x10) this morning when I was running super late to work. I completely lost my shit.10yr ⋅ NoNameNikk ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW the new acne treatment I was elated to try has made my skin so oily I could thoroughly grease a cookie sheet with my fucking face.10yr ⋅ NoNameNikk ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Lover boy and I thought allowing the kids to have a sleepover this past weekend was an okay idea. We were wrong. My advice to TrollX parents considering the same.10yr ⋅ NoNameNikk ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a customer just said, thank you and happy holidays to me. Happy.....President's Day, I guess?9yr ⋅ NoNameNikk ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
In a 3 week window I've managed to: get into a car accident on the highway, fall down the stairs at home, and fall off the top of the dryer naked. M(husband's)RW...10yr ⋅ NoNameNikk ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I catch a glimpse of myself in a mirror only to be reminded that my face looks like a fucking pizza.10yr ⋅ NoNameNikk ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF eating my peanut butter toast after a disgusting bout of the stomach flu. It's so fucking good.10yr ⋅ NoNameNikk ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I know it's ridiculous, but my husband and I are having a link karma war. MRW I stumble across a post on TrollX, notice his name, then the 250+ upvotes he received for it. He's gone too fucking far, ladies.10yr ⋅ NoNameNikk ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I receive an online shipping confirmation. Christmas in October!10yr ⋅ NoNameNikk ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
So I've heard the term fan girls used a lot lately, but really had no clue as to what it meant. Just saw said fangirling in action online. MRW...10yr ⋅ NoNameNikk ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my husband informs me that he walked around for hours this past weekend with shit caked to his ass and underwear.10yr ⋅ NoNameNikk ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Is it terrible that I've taught my 9 year old daughter to do this to hateful bitches (and dicks) at school?10yr ⋅ NoNameNikk ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW nearly everything I post gets downvoted since I mentioned in a thread that I dislike Mrs. Obama. Coincidence? Perhaps.10yr ⋅ NoNameNikk ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW cold weather strikes and my hands turn into a bloody mess. I feel so feminine.10yr ⋅ NoNameNikk ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
