“I saw the Sex Pistols in ‘77. I can do this,” said Donna as she slathered the contents of her son’s jar of Manic Panic onto her hair. Paul had left her a single mother and she knew the only way to really bond with her wannabe punk son was to do something drastic.4yr ⋅ nomoredolls ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
Harvey’s multiple infidelities had nearly broken her. But after 18 months, a Peloton membership, and finally finishing cosmetology school, Janet was ready to live her best life as a YouTube beauty guru for women over 50.2yr ⋅ nomoredolls ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
Byron was finally ready to get back out there. Marcy had moved on so why shouldn’t he? He dug out an Ed Hardy shirt and a pair of Affliction jeans from the last time he was single and winked at himself confidently in the mirror. Look out ladies, the B-Bird is back.4yr ⋅ nomoredolls ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
Picture it: Warped Tour '98. A strapping young man in JNCO jeans, a ball chain necklace, and dirty Vans woos a lovely girl wearing half the Delia's catalog. That young man was Jay and that girl had just walked off with the lake house and alimony.3yr ⋅ nomoredolls ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
Found an AMAZING new opportunity in my cereal bowl this morning. Drop an emoji for more info!5yr ⋅ nomoredolls ⋅ r/antiMLM
Bev had tried everything to reinvent herself after the split: juice cleanse, hot yoga, book club. It wasn’t until she tried on a risque new persona that she felt truly changed. Look out world, Dark Mistress Persephone was ready to crack the whip.2yr ⋅ nomoredolls ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
