Tattoo inspired by This Is a Long Drive for Someone With Nothing to Think About.

2yr ⋅ ⋅

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me waking up at 4:30 am today when the laxatives i took before bed hit

3yr ⋅

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all i'm saying is my mom should've figured it out sooner

4yr ⋅

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grabbed this in a rush without looking closely enough. in case anyone needed a reason, here's why you don't buy gas station salami.

1yr ⋅

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I'm 2 years clean from S/H today. Came home from work last night to find that my partner made me this cake :')

1yr ⋅

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An apology cake that shouldn't have to be made

2yr ⋅

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Was nobody going to tell me (opener) this would be the the state of our walk-in?

10mo ⋅

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my dad gave me soup that he somehow vacuum-sealed

1yr ⋅

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