So. Many. Of. Them.

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Me talking to my fat after breaking through a weight loss plateau through fasting.

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Me reading all of the posts of people getting their Direct Deposits today while my account is still empty.

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Me: Sir, I need to speak with you about the merchandise in your backpack. Shoplifter: what merchandise?

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But really... just move!

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Me after hearing about the slight possibility of a 4th stimulus check

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Boomer Christmas Humor

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Stay unsubscribed, my friends

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I hope this sub likes Norwegian Black Metal because I don't do earbuds...

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Check out this ad from my browser home page. Delia getting desperate for that ad money?

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To all those who got banned but didn’t unsubscribe

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Michael Scott is woke AF

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When it’s 10 minutes to close on Saturday and you haven’t met your weekly quota yet.

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20k up votes and I'll cut and dye my hair like the KFC colonel and wear his exact outfit every day for a year.

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I don't technically have a hearing problem...

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If this post gets 20,000 up votes, I'll cut and dye my hair like the KFC Colonel and wear his exact outfit every day for a year.

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20k up votes and I'll cut and dye my hair like the KFC colonel and wear his exact outfit every day for a year.

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20k up votes and I'll cut and dye my hair just like the KFC Colonel.

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If this gets 10,000 votes, I won’t tattoo this screenshot of a screenshot on my chest. Perfectly balanced.... as all things should be.

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20k points and I'll cut and dye my hair like the KFC colonel and wear his exact outfit every day for a year.

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How I view people who say: ThE eCoNoMy WiLl CoLlaPsE iF wE lOcKdOwN fOr aNoThEr MoNtH!!!.

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