Props to the new roommate for cleaning the whole kitchen, but she scrubbed the microwave oven so hard, all the ink came off the dials...5yr ⋅ nochinesecrawfish ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
The exact moment Dee loses her cool and calls Bill Ponderosas daughter a FAT SLUT1yr ⋅ nochinesecrawfish ⋅ r/IASIP
I recently got into some trouble here in Bangkok, Thailand. Thankfully I found an American safe house for refuge.5yr ⋅ nochinesecrawfish ⋅ r/americandad
DADDERS! Guess which greatest rock band is on tour RIGHT NOW??11mo ⋅ nochinesecrawfish ⋅ r/americandad
Hey guys. So this my box flattening area at work. But here's the thing...I've found that if I flatten the boxes closer to the waste bins, I get it done much faster! I'm a genius! That should be ok, right?1yr ⋅ nochinesecrawfish ⋅ r/malcolminthemiddle
this guy cut off his own nose and ears so he could resemble a skull...WELLLLLLLLLLLL....1yr ⋅ nochinesecrawfish ⋅ r/WKUK
hey guys, just had to tell someone...I just ordered this pizza. And now I can drink the grease directly out of the pepperoni cups without a single iota of shame...1yr ⋅ nochinesecrawfish ⋅ r/americandad
Priority seating on the public transit in Bangkok includes monks.5yr ⋅ nochinesecrawfish ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
What on earth does this mean? I've always been able to depend on chords from doctoruke.com but....???1yr ⋅ nochinesecrawfish ⋅ r/ukulele
