“I want to join the scientists in their excitement, but folks, this black hole needs a makeover. Maybe it hasn’t found its angles?” — slate.com5yr ⋅ Njwest ⋅ r/AteTheOnion
A transphobe, a popular children’s author, and a dead person walk into a bar. The bartender says “Ms Rowling, what’ll it be?”3yr ⋅ Njwest ⋅ r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns
Who knew eating less would be easier if you just took a break from stuffing your face? M/28/5’11” 320(?)lbs >170lbs over the pandemic.2yr ⋅ Njwest ⋅ r/intermittentfasting
Eddie Izzard with the only important take on “men wearing women’s clothes”3yr ⋅ Njwest ⋅ r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns
Fun fact: the vibrator was invented by a doctor with tired fingers because orgasms were believed to be the cure for hysteria, womb-based insanity6yr ⋅ Njwest ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
First time using a moisturiser, but I’m a guy so need extra upvotes plz5yr ⋅ Njwest ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
In Frozen II (2019), Elsa is seen taming and riding a horse. This is an error as Anna is the sister with the excessive horse-girl energy4yr ⋅ Njwest ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
Ru commissioning a musical of all her idols covering her songs and singing about how much they love her6yr ⋅ Njwest ⋅ r/rupaulsdragrace
[SPOILERS] Call me a panini, but I’m pressed that Ru showed more emotion at the queen who had three weeks to prepare being unprepared than she has in the last five seasons3yr ⋅ Njwest ⋅ r/rupaulsdragrace
Question for people without cats: how are any of you able to poo safely without your bodyguard?1mo ⋅ Njwest ⋅ r/cats
🦀🦀🦀Piers leaves that daytime TV show he was on (stop making me care about the royals) 🦀🦀🦀3yr ⋅ Njwest ⋅ r/GreenAndPleasant
Back in Uni, my friends and I didn’t have a tree so we decorated a cut-out of Mary Berry. We may or may not have left her offerings of mince pies with the crispest of bottoms3yr ⋅ Njwest ⋅ r/CasualUK
/r/memes user thanks sonic for changing unlike those damn ‘progressive’ companies with their (checks hand) ‘female representation’4yr ⋅ Njwest ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
She’s glamorous, she’s got all her own teeth, and she is pure womana in or out of drag6yr ⋅ Njwest ⋅ r/rupaulsdragrace
M/24/5’11” [330lbs > 240lbs = 90lbs] (7.5 months) Another 15lbs down and oh my god, I have bones in my face6yr ⋅ Njwest ⋅ r/progresspics
[FEATURE] FaceTime Attention Correction for XS, XR makes your pupils look like they’re looking into the camera while you’re looking at the screen (apologies for the creepy stare into your soul)5yr ⋅ Njwest ⋅ r/iOSBeta
Genuinely thought ‘Gammons for London’ was a joke, but UKIP really knows their audience3yr ⋅ Njwest ⋅ r/GreenAndPleasant
When Someone Says Kimmel was so smart for Coming Up with the Idea for Lip Sync Battles8yr ⋅ Njwest ⋅ r/rupaulsdragrace
Using your daughter for likes is totally a classy move (x-post from /r/QuitYourBullshit)6yr ⋅ Njwest ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
After seeing all of y’all’s drawings, I thought I’d try drawing for the first time since I was, probably, 12 - here’s my sister’s fave, Portia7yr ⋅ Njwest ⋅ r/AnimalCrossing
M/24/5’11” [330lbs > 250lbs = 80lbs] (7 months) For the first time in forever, I look in the mirror and don’t just see “fat”6yr ⋅ Njwest ⋅ r/progresspics
Some pale foundation swatches I'm so pale even Casper the Friendly Ghost won't fuck me7yr ⋅ Njwest ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
When someone starts an anti-trans-rights argument with ‘as a trans person’ online6yr ⋅ Njwest ⋅ r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns
Manila classily shutting down The Vixen saying she’s ‘obsessed with [her] because [she] looks like her ex’5yr ⋅ Njwest ⋅ r/rupaulsdragrace
It’s a long journey to go to become healthy for my brand new nephew, but looking in a mirror and seeing this definitely is an upside6yr ⋅ Njwest ⋅ r/gaybrosgonemild
M/24/5’11” [250lbs > 235lbs =15lbs] 1 month - Hit a plateau recently, need a reminder that physics still works and I am losing fat6yr ⋅ Njwest ⋅ r/progresspics
Remember 2-finger swiping for text selection? It’s back on the iPhone 6S with 3D Touch9yr ⋅ Njwest ⋅ r/iphone
Nothing more wholesome than a meme telling white redditors there’s nothing racist about being turned off by an entire race of people5yr ⋅ Njwest ⋅ r/FragileWhiteRedditor
I dunno how to make an image, but here’s the progression of S2-AS2 of all the SHEALREADYDONEHADHERSES8yr ⋅ Njwest ⋅ r/rupaulsdragrace
[Bugs] For some reason I have an empty homescreen (disappeared when I entered and exited wiggle mode)7yr ⋅ Njwest ⋅ r/iOSBeta
When people don't realise that influential people's opinions don't exist in a vacuum and have a responsibility to support the sub-culture that brought them their fame8yr ⋅ Njwest ⋅ r/rupaulsdragrace
Ear Volume Bar fix makes the ears permanently white (reproducible on iPhone X, always)6yr ⋅ Njwest ⋅ r/apolloapp
