Me watching my paper straw disintegrate into my drink while Taylor Swift flies on a world tour in her private jet10mo ⋅ njpu ⋅ r/seinfeld
I don't think I'll ever be able to forget Susie. And most of all, I will never, forget that one night. Working late on the catalogue. Just the two of us. And we surrendered to temptation. And it was pre-tty good.10mo ⋅ njpu ⋅ r/seinfeld
This is what the holidays are all about, three buddies sitting around chewing gum!9mo ⋅ njpu ⋅ r/seinfeld
There has always been a discussion on this subreddit about George’s lowest moment. Are we ignoring the fact he literally dated his cousin?1yr ⋅ njpu ⋅ r/seinfeld
I actually remember when they told me I got the AIDS thing, for just a second I thought they were telling me that I had AIDS. But then I realized, no, I was just the president of the AIDS thingy. But for a second it was pretty scary there.7mo ⋅ njpu ⋅ r/SiliconValleyHBO
We can all agree that this is one of the weirdest requests on Seinfeld, right?1yr ⋅ njpu ⋅ r/seinfeld
It'll probably happen in our lifetime. We just have to figure out how to make it work.1yr ⋅ njpu ⋅ r/SiliconValleyHBO
You think when I dropped below a billion I walked around telling everybody? Fuck no. You guys were the only ones who knew, and I actually thought about having you killed.1yr ⋅ njpu ⋅ r/SiliconValleyHBO
I’ve long thought Steve Perry had the greatest voice of all time. Do you agree?4mo ⋅ njpu ⋅ r/ClassicRock
Look at this left from the previous tenant. Unbelievable. I can't believe I didn't enter the garage until this point. I mean, is that marijuanas?1yr ⋅ njpu ⋅ r/SiliconValleyHBO
Death is coming! Death is here! Death is outside. There is no escape. Who's that knocking at the door? Yes, it's death.1yr ⋅ njpu ⋅ r/ITcrowd
I am the founder of Aviato. And I own a small percentage of Grindr. It's a men to men dating site where you can find other men within 10 miles of you interested in having sexual intercourse in a public restroom.7mo ⋅ njpu ⋅ r/SiliconValleyHBO
When he was younger, he had a beautiful penmanship. I used to encourage him to print. I remember your ‘V.’ It was like a perfect triangle.9mo ⋅ njpu ⋅ r/seinfeld
Yeah, turns out the guy who built this place knew exactly what he was doing, and the pool was right where it needed to be the whole time. But now I know that for sure, which feels good.4mo ⋅ njpu ⋅ r/SiliconValleyHBO
What was your favourite Seinfeld outro? Mine has to be Ovaltine. He’s my protege.1yr ⋅ njpu ⋅ r/seinfeld
Uh, what kind of man are you? Well, you're weak, spineless, a man of temptations, but what tempts you? You're a portly fellow, a bit long in the waistband. So what's your pleasure?1yr ⋅ njpu ⋅ r/seinfeld
Okay, our next bachelor is Cosmo Kramer. He's... a high school graduate. Equivalency. High school equivalency program graduate. He's, uh... I don't know, six foot three, one hundred ninety pounds. He likes... fruit, and he just got, um... a haircut.9mo ⋅ njpu ⋅ r/seinfeld
“I do charity work with the blind in my spare time and was in the middle of a game of pachisi with an old blind man”1yr ⋅ njpu ⋅ r/seinfeld
“As an intelligent individual myself” on a youtube video about IQ tests lol3yr ⋅ njpu ⋅ r/iamverysmart
George Costanza is being used as a weight loss exemplar for one of my uni classes...1yr ⋅ njpu ⋅ r/seinfeld
