An undercover agent for Shipley’s trying to opt out the competition before they’re even open?

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Melania got caught 😔

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On a video of a standup comic who jokes about the wage gap

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Wiki wiki fresh

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On his way to spill soup on John’s lap

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This kid’s dating a 2 yr old-

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This is really cute, she put a lot of effort in each morning- Her daughter’s big time lucky to have a mom so caring!

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[META] because yall are,,,,

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Mr.. Mr President-

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YOU WANT IT? TOO BAD IM HAVING IT

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If I got fries, would you get fries?

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I think they’re turning left...

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My 4 mates:

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In “Raiders of the Lost Ark”, Rene Belloq can be seen holding a large stick, as means to make up for his small one.

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BING BOW BOOM

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Sad. But an improvement.

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SPOILERSPOILEREEEEEEEEEEEEDONTOPENIFYOUHAVENTSEENTHEMOVIE

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[blocked out my name] but um.

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CVS provides what sorts of medical tape you ought to use.

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Oh no, please no, I’m 5’2

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I’m gonna be a Democrat.

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Summer ‘19 vibes

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627 chocolate chips

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The tip I received today.

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Tumblr chick wants to have a funny story to share with the internet.

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Prolifers getting shut down is amazing

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nO cLuE HOw I enDeD uP THEre

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How to ACTUALLY respond to creepy pms

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Because parents have no effect on their kids at all

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Suggestion for Selfie Saturdays

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Yeah, I hit kids. So what?

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NEW SONIC BAD GIVE ME KARMA

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Why am I always tired?

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Guess I’ll draw-

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Cards against humanity makes you feel special with every expansion pack.

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If one of you call me sexy at the sleepover we are banging

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Someone went out of their way to cut and steal the tulips my dad worked so hard on

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Toasted doubledecked TLT on white bread, with mayo.

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Andre 3000’s influential.

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[INSPO] From the Walenciagas post

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hmmm

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14 or 38?

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My first bento! I think I did pretty decent.

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F for respects (to the deceased)

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Duh. What else would it be?

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Poor ostriches can’t have what they need

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hmmm

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Round of applause for this great dad.

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How to fake and exploit a mental disability to get people's attention

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My dick turned green

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From Zora Neale Hurston’s, “Their Eyes Were Watching God”

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How to shake hands with a germaphobe

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This uber has trivia!

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hmmm

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Countries that lose to themselves, lmao.

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Follow up on my point: r/smallboobproblems hates us for some reason. From what I’ve experienced, everyone here has been pretty nice and lovely to me. I don’t think anyone here would intentionally insult small-breasted women or put them down. Nor do I believe “we always have to win”.

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forbidden_juice

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I turned my ice cream over to reveal this uneven abomination.

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On the topic of Chris Pratt’s alt-right shirt

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[Homemade] Spam mac n’ cheese!

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If you don’t put chicken feet in your cereal, you’re not even black

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Adorable.

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Big time.

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Burnt chicken wings with no water or other beverages. Delicious.

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Dry rice, onion and tomato omelette, and microwaved hot dogs.

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MM/DD/YYYY

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MmmMmMmM

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me_irl

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There’s a little grid on a Japanese Kit Kat wrapper where you can draw or write things on.

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The amount of conceit in this post... Amazing.

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Yikes 😬

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How to grow weed while protecting the environment

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It’s a Category 5

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McDonald’s secret menu sauce

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Not so much trashy as cringy, but if you actually buy this thing for your kid? Yikes.

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hmmm

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Interesting.

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